So Cute! Penguins

So Cute! Penguins PDF Author: Crispin Boyer
Publisher: So Cool/So Cute
ISBN: 1426337426
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

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Book Description
A beginning nonfiction introduction to penguins for kids.

So Cute! Penguins

So Cute! Penguins PDF Author: Crispin Boyer
Publisher: So Cool/So Cute
ISBN: 1426337426
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

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Book Description
A beginning nonfiction introduction to penguins for kids.

F U, Penguin

F U, Penguin PDF Author: Matthew Gasteier
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0345527658
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 242

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Perfect for the Scrooge in your life—a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly, by the author of the blog sensation of (almost) the same name Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long. There is a cute and present danger lurking out there–in the wild, in the zoos, and sometimes even in our very own homes. Spurred on by the Cute Industrial Complex, these cuddly animals have taken over blockbuster films, inspirational posters, and computer desktops everywhere, further weakening the innocent civilians who are beguiled by these fuzzy frauds. But you are stronger than them, aren’t you? Those soft bellies and wet noses are no match for you–and their free ride has just come to an end. F U, Penguin is the rallying cry for those who choose to fight these power-hungry cute-mongers. Loaded with color photographs and hilarious commentary, this book will have you laughing out loud while it simultaneously saves you from the tragic fate of tossing yarn with big-eyed kittens and bottle-nursing baby pandas forever. ___________________________ "Finally, a book for the rest of us! Most animals go about our business without playing to the audience like the elitists exposed in these chapters.I wasn't sure how many more times I could hear about those great penguins and pandas and kittens before I started eating people... well, more people, anyway."—Jerry the Shark "Penguins killed my parents, and they would not hesitate to kill me. I thank the Crustacean God for Matthew Gasteier, a true saint and a decent human being in a world filled with heartless penguin accomplices."—Dennis the Krill "It's all true. We're the worst."—Anonymous Penguin "The average dolphin is far beyond this level of vulgarity, but I could see how this would be a very enjoyable book for humans. I should remember to hand these out to some of my slower relatives at the common ancestor reunion."—Edward the Dolphin "Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, this style of book is not something we are currently looking for. However, we wish you the best of luck with your human publishers!"—Danielle the Bear, Editor-in-Chief, Random Cave Publishing

Baby Penguins Everywhere!

Baby Penguins Everywhere! PDF Author: Melissa Guion
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101647736
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

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Book Description
Can there be such a thing as too many adorable penguins? One day a penguin sees a most unusual sight: a hat floating in the icy water. Even more unusual? Out of the hat pops a baby penguin. But not just one baby penguin . . . or even two. But a third, and a fourth, and on and on! At first the mama penguin is happy for the company. Until she realizes that taking care of a family is very hard, very tiring work, and what she could really use is just a moment alone. Yet as newcomer Melissa Guion reminds us in her adorable debut picture book, alone time is all well and good, but, it's together time that's best of all. Perfect for any mama penguin with a family, or classroom, full of mischievous little ones.

Baby Penguins

Baby Penguins PDF Author: Katie Kawa
Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP
ISBN: 1433955326
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 26

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Book Description
How do baby penguins stay warm? What do they eat? Can baby penguins fly? The answers to these questions and many more are waiting for readers. Fun facts written in accessible language explain the exciting lives of baby penguins—from the egg to the ocean. Detailed photographs allow beginning readers to see these adorable baby birds up close.

Busy Penguins

Busy Penguins PDF Author: John Schindel
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0385391757
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 20

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Book Description
The beloved Busy Animals board book series has an irresistible new look! These busy penguins are dashing, splashing, jumping, bumping, and going about their busy penguin lives. Young children will love to imitate the many actions the penguins are doing, while the vivid, full-color photographs will keep them engaged time after time. Join in the fun!

Evil Penguins

Evil Penguins PDF Author: Elia Anie
Publisher: Elia Anie
ISBN: 1482377446
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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Book Description
Penguins. They’re everywhere—gracing movie screens, Coke ads, and merchandise. But don’t let those happy feet fool you. When they’re not surfing or marching bravely across the Antarctic, penguins have a whole other agenda going on. And it isn’t pretty. In Evil Penguins, Elia Anie captures the antics of cute little birds who have gone over to the dark side. If you thought the worst a penguin could do is make you feel guilty about global warming, think again. A must-have for both penguin lovers and those who know that evil can come in even the cuddliest packages. “A fun and breezy read. Anie channels The Far Side with great success and maintains an acidic, devious tone throughout the entire book.” - Ain’tItCool.com Very funny and witty, with a dark nod, wink and a smile throughout." - The Penguin Post

Pink!

Pink! PDF Author: Lynne Rickards
Publisher: 'The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc'
ISBN: 1499486545
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

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Book Description
Pink! is a heartwarming story about learning to be different. Patrick wakes up one morning to find he’s turned pink overnight. But boys can’t be pink! Rejected by his friends, poor Patrick runs away in search of new pink playmates. He crosses oceans where he finds some pink flamingos, but will he ever fit in with them? Patrick soon learns that friendship is never black and white, but that real friends will accept you just as you are.

Baby Penguins

Baby Penguins PDF Author: Kari Schuetz
Publisher: Bellwether Media
ISBN: 1612117643
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 24

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Book Description
Inside this book, a huddle of penguin chicks will warm your heart as they warm their bodies. The babies need mom, dad, and one another to survive the frigid temperatures of their Antarctic homes. Delight in reading as you watch baby penguins waddle across the pages.

Penguins Love Colors

Penguins Love Colors PDF Author: Sarah Aspinall
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338095684
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

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Book Description
Mama loves brightly colored flowers and her little penguins too! Tulip, Tiger Lily, Dandelion, Bluebell, Violet, and Broccoli use red, orange, yellow, blue, purple, and green to color in their snowy world and paint a colorful surprise for Mama. Will she know who painted what? Of course she will! But will YOU know? Simple language and arresting, graphic illustrations introduce readers to the six primary and secondary colors and the adorable antics of six creative little penguins. A lively text, asking children to participate by answering questions, makes this an engaging, heartwarming story that is perfect for bedtime, story time, or anytime.

If You Were a Penguin

If You Were a Penguin PDF Author: Florence Minor
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061130974
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38

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Book Description
If you were a penguin . . . You could swim really fast and toboggan on ice. Sing a happy duet, once or twice. You could live on land but dive under the sea. There's a lot penguins can do, just like you and me! Wendell and Florence Minor create a charming tribute to all the playful fun and activity that comes with being a penguin—which young readers can delight in too!