Author: Ellen Potter
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780399247057
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212
Book Description
Picked on, overweight genius Owen tries to invent a television that can see the past to find out what happened the day his parents were killed.
Slob
Author: Ellen Potter
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780399247057
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212
Book Description
Picked on, overweight genius Owen tries to invent a television that can see the past to find out what happened the day his parents were killed.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780399247057
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212
Book Description
Picked on, overweight genius Owen tries to invent a television that can see the past to find out what happened the day his parents were killed.
The Slob
Author: Aron Beauregard
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
SOME STAINS DON'T COME OUT... Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. Upon discovering she and her disabled husband Daniel are expecting, she needs fast cash. Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988. All is going well until she arrives at the steps of a house that will change her forever. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away. Nothing will prepare you for the nastiness, disorder and sickening horror brought forth by... The Slob.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
SOME STAINS DON'T COME OUT... Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. Upon discovering she and her disabled husband Daniel are expecting, she needs fast cash. Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988. All is going well until she arrives at the steps of a house that will change her forever. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away. Nothing will prepare you for the nastiness, disorder and sickening horror brought forth by... The Slob.
Slob
Author: Ellen Potter
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593116275
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 210
Book Description
*"A sensitive, touching, and sometimes heartbreakingly funny picture of middle school life."--School Library Journal, starred review Outrageously funny and smart, this story of an obese boy who takes on his bullies is as heartwarming as it is clever. Twelve-year-old Owen Birnbaum is the fattest kid in school. But he also invents cool contraptions--like a TV that can show the past--because there is something that happened two years ago which he needs to see if he ever hopes to unravel a dreadful mystery. But inventor or not, there is a lot Owen can't figure out. Like how his Oreos keep disappearing from his lunch. Or why his sister suddenly wants to be called by a boy's name. Or why a diabolical, scar-faced bully at school seems to be on a mission to destroy him. He's sure that if only he can get the TV to work, things will start to make sense. But it will take a revelation, not a cool invention, for Owen to see that the answer is not in the past, but the present. That no matter how large he is on the outside, he doesn't have to feel small on the inside. With her trademark humor, Ellen Potter has created a larger-than-life character and story whose weight is immense when measured in heart. Praise for Slob: A Junior Library Guild Selection! "Potter delicately and confidently delivers a pitch-perfect story of self-worth . . . . This is a book for everyone: smart, devious, overweight, underweight, shy, courageous and everyone in between." --The Children's Book Review
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593116275
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 210
Book Description
*"A sensitive, touching, and sometimes heartbreakingly funny picture of middle school life."--School Library Journal, starred review Outrageously funny and smart, this story of an obese boy who takes on his bullies is as heartwarming as it is clever. Twelve-year-old Owen Birnbaum is the fattest kid in school. But he also invents cool contraptions--like a TV that can show the past--because there is something that happened two years ago which he needs to see if he ever hopes to unravel a dreadful mystery. But inventor or not, there is a lot Owen can't figure out. Like how his Oreos keep disappearing from his lunch. Or why his sister suddenly wants to be called by a boy's name. Or why a diabolical, scar-faced bully at school seems to be on a mission to destroy him. He's sure that if only he can get the TV to work, things will start to make sense. But it will take a revelation, not a cool invention, for Owen to see that the answer is not in the past, but the present. That no matter how large he is on the outside, he doesn't have to feel small on the inside. With her trademark humor, Ellen Potter has created a larger-than-life character and story whose weight is immense when measured in heart. Praise for Slob: A Junior Library Guild Selection! "Potter delicately and confidently delivers a pitch-perfect story of self-worth . . . . This is a book for everyone: smart, devious, overweight, underweight, shy, courageous and everyone in between." --The Children's Book Review
Pig the Pug
Author: Aaron Blabey
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338285904
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
A hilarious book about learning to share from the much-loved, award-winning author and illustrator Aaron Blabey. Pig is a greedy and selfish Pug. He has all the bouncy balls, bones, and chew toys a dog could ever want, yet he refuses to share with his poor friend, Trevor. Little does he know, however, that being greedy has its consquences. Join Pig as he learns to share -- the hard way!Young readers will love the irresistbly quirky and funny illustrations that are paired with a relatable lesson of learning to share with others. For dog and pet lovers everywhere.
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338285904
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
A hilarious book about learning to share from the much-loved, award-winning author and illustrator Aaron Blabey. Pig is a greedy and selfish Pug. He has all the bouncy balls, bones, and chew toys a dog could ever want, yet he refuses to share with his poor friend, Trevor. Little does he know, however, that being greedy has its consquences. Join Pig as he learns to share -- the hard way!Young readers will love the irresistbly quirky and funny illustrations that are paired with a relatable lesson of learning to share with others. For dog and pet lovers everywhere.
Sir Slob and the Princess
Author: George Garrett
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN: 9780573651113
Category : Children's plays
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN: 9780573651113
Category : Children's plays
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Slob Proof!
Author: Debbie Wiener
Publisher: Penguin Group
ISBN: 9781592577699
Category : Architecture
Languages : en
Pages : 162
Book Description
When people think of hiring an interior decorator to help them design a house, an apartment, or just a room, they often have stars in their eyes. This is the opportunity to live out their dreams-maybe not Architectural Digest dreams, but at least House Beautiful, Country Living, or House & Garden. Then they spend a lot of time and money, admire their gorgeous home for a week or two, then realize that the one thing they should have considered was making the place . . . slob proof. In Slob Proof! Deborah Weiner passes on to readers real-life home decorating solutions that were previously available only to her clients at Designing Solutions in Silver Spring, Maryland-the secrets her husband and two sons taught her through years of sad experience. When you live with 'slobs'-basically, when you really live in your home, without designating off-limits rooms and untouchable furniture-you need to choose sofas and tables, carpets and tiling, curtains and blinds, and every other element you can think of that can stand the wear and tear of real life and still look great. In Slob Proof! readers will find so much advice: •Decorate for the way you really live-not the way you'd like to live-and spend money now on pieces that wear and clean well. •Lifestyle comes first-toys may never be put away, clothes may always be thrown on the bedroom floor, and feet won't be wiped, so dirt and mud is probably going to be tracked in every day. Plan ahead so these things won't ruin your home! •If you've got kids or a black Lab, white upholstery is not an option-and beige carpeting is on the endangered list, too. •If you think your family belongs in an institution, get institutional carpet! •Colour is your friend-you can use it to camouflage everyday life. And good lighting is a close second-it brings colour to life. Got a sloppy spouse who loves to eat late-night snacks while reclining on the living room sofa? Do your kids use your once-gleaming hardwood floors for indoor hockey practice while you're at work? Do your beds double as trampolines? Let Deborah Weiner take you by the hand, from room to room of your real-life house, filled with comfortable, functional furnishings that will hold up to the way you really live-and we're not talking about plastic covers here!
Publisher: Penguin Group
ISBN: 9781592577699
Category : Architecture
Languages : en
Pages : 162
Book Description
When people think of hiring an interior decorator to help them design a house, an apartment, or just a room, they often have stars in their eyes. This is the opportunity to live out their dreams-maybe not Architectural Digest dreams, but at least House Beautiful, Country Living, or House & Garden. Then they spend a lot of time and money, admire their gorgeous home for a week or two, then realize that the one thing they should have considered was making the place . . . slob proof. In Slob Proof! Deborah Weiner passes on to readers real-life home decorating solutions that were previously available only to her clients at Designing Solutions in Silver Spring, Maryland-the secrets her husband and two sons taught her through years of sad experience. When you live with 'slobs'-basically, when you really live in your home, without designating off-limits rooms and untouchable furniture-you need to choose sofas and tables, carpets and tiling, curtains and blinds, and every other element you can think of that can stand the wear and tear of real life and still look great. In Slob Proof! readers will find so much advice: •Decorate for the way you really live-not the way you'd like to live-and spend money now on pieces that wear and clean well. •Lifestyle comes first-toys may never be put away, clothes may always be thrown on the bedroom floor, and feet won't be wiped, so dirt and mud is probably going to be tracked in every day. Plan ahead so these things won't ruin your home! •If you've got kids or a black Lab, white upholstery is not an option-and beige carpeting is on the endangered list, too. •If you think your family belongs in an institution, get institutional carpet! •Colour is your friend-you can use it to camouflage everyday life. And good lighting is a close second-it brings colour to life. Got a sloppy spouse who loves to eat late-night snacks while reclining on the living room sofa? Do your kids use your once-gleaming hardwood floors for indoor hockey practice while you're at work? Do your beds double as trampolines? Let Deborah Weiner take you by the hand, from room to room of your real-life house, filled with comfortable, functional furnishings that will hold up to the way you really live-and we're not talking about plastic covers here!
Rob the Slob
Author: ,Katilyn
Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 109806688X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 29
Book Description
Rob the Slob is about a little boy who has a reason for his dirty room, his lazy habits, and messy appearance. Although his reasons donaEUR(tm)t make sense to his family, Rob comes to realize how wonderful he is and embraces the unique way that he views the world
Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 109806688X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 29
Book Description
Rob the Slob is about a little boy who has a reason for his dirty room, his lazy habits, and messy appearance. Although his reasons donaEUR(tm)t make sense to his family, Rob comes to realize how wonderful he is and embraces the unique way that he views the world
Tough Sh*t
Author: Kevin Smith
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 110155424X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 254
Book Description
That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough shit: Kevin Smith has cracked the code. Or, he’s just cracked. Tough Sh*t is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he’s ready to put it in your hands. Smear this shit all over yourself, because this is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev takes you through some big moments in his life to help you live your days in as Gretzky a fashion as you can: going where the puck is gonna be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten movies with no discernible talent, and how when he had everything he thought he’d ever want, he decided to blow up his own career. Along the way, Kev shares stories about folks who inspired him (like George Carlin), folks who befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and folks who let him jerk off onto their legs (like his beloved wife, Jen). So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it on the toilet if you want. Just make sure you grab the bowl and push, because you’re about to take one Tough Sh*t.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 110155424X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 254
Book Description
That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough shit: Kevin Smith has cracked the code. Or, he’s just cracked. Tough Sh*t is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he’s ready to put it in your hands. Smear this shit all over yourself, because this is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev takes you through some big moments in his life to help you live your days in as Gretzky a fashion as you can: going where the puck is gonna be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten movies with no discernible talent, and how when he had everything he thought he’d ever want, he decided to blow up his own career. Along the way, Kev shares stories about folks who inspired him (like George Carlin), folks who befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and folks who let him jerk off onto their legs (like his beloved wife, Jen). So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it on the toilet if you want. Just make sure you grab the bowl and push, because you’re about to take one Tough Sh*t.
Son of The Slob
Author: Aron Beauregard
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 220
Book Description
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON? Vera Harlow is a survivor. After a chance encounter led to her being held captive in a disgusting house of horrors, she fought tooth and nail to escape the clutches of a man known only as The Slob. But while she may have fled the disastrous situation, the details of her struggle are now carved into her flesh and soul. Vera's son is the product of utter depravity. Harold, the sinister seed left by the man who took everything from her, continues to blossom in nauseating fashion. His features and habits are stomach-churning, vividly familiar, and becoming more disturbing by the day. Determined to coax out the bright side of her child that she sees an occasional glimpse of, Vera strives for normalcy. But will the faint light she's chasing shine through the darkness or will she be left cleaning up another gruesome mess? The sequel to Aron Beauregard's Splatterpunk Award-Nominated work of depravity, "The Slob," will bring you back to the forefront of filth and carnage with a new, unqiue, and terrifying trajectory. WARNING: This book contains graphic content. Reader discretion is advised.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 220
Book Description
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON? Vera Harlow is a survivor. After a chance encounter led to her being held captive in a disgusting house of horrors, she fought tooth and nail to escape the clutches of a man known only as The Slob. But while she may have fled the disastrous situation, the details of her struggle are now carved into her flesh and soul. Vera's son is the product of utter depravity. Harold, the sinister seed left by the man who took everything from her, continues to blossom in nauseating fashion. His features and habits are stomach-churning, vividly familiar, and becoming more disturbing by the day. Determined to coax out the bright side of her child that she sees an occasional glimpse of, Vera strives for normalcy. But will the faint light she's chasing shine through the darkness or will she be left cleaning up another gruesome mess? The sequel to Aron Beauregard's Splatterpunk Award-Nominated work of depravity, "The Slob," will bring you back to the forefront of filth and carnage with a new, unqiue, and terrifying trajectory. WARNING: This book contains graphic content. Reader discretion is advised.
Slang is Doom, Reviled Slob; My Symbols Deliver Mood-Signals!
Author:
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
ISBN: 1434919188
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96
Book Description
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
ISBN: 1434919188
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96
Book Description