Author: Ian Wood
Publisher: Ian Wood
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 86
Book Description
We the government, having been duly elected by a minority of the people, hold these truths to be self-evident: that all real men are created straight and white (it is the White House after all), that they are endowed by their creator with certain n̶o̶n̶-̶i̶m̶m̶i̶g̶r̶a̶n̶t̶ inalienable rights, and that among these are Profit, Privilege, and the Pursuit of tax havens, and also copping a feel of any woman you fancy regardless of what she wants. Thus began the monkey business of government, with a president always fearing the next election, a hastily-chosen cabinet holding the last of the personalized vodka, and an agenda sitting on the desk of what would have been the ovum office for the first time in history, had four million registered voters got off their asses and done what they'd registered to do, but we get the government we deserve carrying on tradition, and did it carry on! They don't refer to it as govern mental for nothing.....
Rumped!
Author: Ian Wood
Publisher: Ian Wood
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 86
Book Description
We the government, having been duly elected by a minority of the people, hold these truths to be self-evident: that all real men are created straight and white (it is the White House after all), that they are endowed by their creator with certain n̶o̶n̶-̶i̶m̶m̶i̶g̶r̶a̶n̶t̶ inalienable rights, and that among these are Profit, Privilege, and the Pursuit of tax havens, and also copping a feel of any woman you fancy regardless of what she wants. Thus began the monkey business of government, with a president always fearing the next election, a hastily-chosen cabinet holding the last of the personalized vodka, and an agenda sitting on the desk of what would have been the ovum office for the first time in history, had four million registered voters got off their asses and done what they'd registered to do, but we get the government we deserve carrying on tradition, and did it carry on! They don't refer to it as govern mental for nothing.....
Publisher: Ian Wood
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 86
Book Description
We the government, having been duly elected by a minority of the people, hold these truths to be self-evident: that all real men are created straight and white (it is the White House after all), that they are endowed by their creator with certain n̶o̶n̶-̶i̶m̶m̶i̶g̶r̶a̶n̶t̶ inalienable rights, and that among these are Profit, Privilege, and the Pursuit of tax havens, and also copping a feel of any woman you fancy regardless of what she wants. Thus began the monkey business of government, with a president always fearing the next election, a hastily-chosen cabinet holding the last of the personalized vodka, and an agenda sitting on the desk of what would have been the ovum office for the first time in history, had four million registered voters got off their asses and done what they'd registered to do, but we get the government we deserve carrying on tradition, and did it carry on! They don't refer to it as govern mental for nothing.....
Hawaiian Dark-rumped Petrel and Newell's Manx Shearwater Recovery Plan
Author: Thomas C. Telfer
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Endangered species
Languages : en
Pages : 70
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Endangered species
Languages : en
Pages : 70
Book Description
A List of the Birds of Australia
Author: Gregory Macalister Mathews
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Birds
Languages : en
Pages : 494
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Birds
Languages : en
Pages : 494
Book Description
Hatching Asynchrony in the Green-rumped Parrotlet
Author: Scott Harley Stoleson
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 308
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 308
Book Description
Energetic Consequences of Selected Life-history Traits in the Green-rumped Parrotlet (Forpus Passerinus)
Author: Rodney Brian Siegel
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 172
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 172
Book Description
Proceedings, Second Conference in Natural Sciences, Hawaii Volcanoes National Park
Author: Clifford W. Smith
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Biology
Languages : en
Pages : 406
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Biology
Languages : en
Pages : 406
Book Description
Birds of Northern South America: An Identification Guide
Author: Miguel Lentino
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 147298160X
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 882
Book Description
Volume I of a comprehensive two-part identification guide dealing exclusively with the birds of this region. It covers all the species, including vagrants, found in Ecuador, Columbia, Venezuela, Aruba, Curaçao, Bonaire, Trinidad and Tobago, Guyana, Suriname and French Guiana. More than 2,300 species are described in depth in the text, describing geographical variation, identification, status, habitat, voice and taxonomy. Detailed and comprehensive colour plates and distribution maps may be found in the second volume, Birds of Northern South America: An Identification Guide: Plates and Maps. This authoritative book will not only be an indispensable guide to the visiting birder, but also a vital tool for those engaged in work to conserve and study the avifauna of this region, which is of such importance to both the indigenous species and those which pass through on migration.
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 147298160X
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 882
Book Description
Volume I of a comprehensive two-part identification guide dealing exclusively with the birds of this region. It covers all the species, including vagrants, found in Ecuador, Columbia, Venezuela, Aruba, Curaçao, Bonaire, Trinidad and Tobago, Guyana, Suriname and French Guiana. More than 2,300 species are described in depth in the text, describing geographical variation, identification, status, habitat, voice and taxonomy. Detailed and comprehensive colour plates and distribution maps may be found in the second volume, Birds of Northern South America: An Identification Guide: Plates and Maps. This authoritative book will not only be an indispensable guide to the visiting birder, but also a vital tool for those engaged in work to conserve and study the avifauna of this region, which is of such importance to both the indigenous species and those which pass through on migration.
Grassfinches in Australia
Author: Joseph Michael Forshaw
Publisher: CSIRO PUBLISHING
ISBN: 0643096345
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 335
Book Description
An up-to-date, fully illustrated monograph on all Australian species of grassfinches.
Publisher: CSIRO PUBLISHING
ISBN: 0643096345
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 335
Book Description
An up-to-date, fully illustrated monograph on all Australian species of grassfinches.
National Geographic Complete Birds of North America
Author: Jonathan K. Alderfer
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1426213735
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 748
Book Description
"Companion to National Geographic field guide to the birds of North America"--Cover.
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1426213735
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 748
Book Description
"Companion to National Geographic field guide to the birds of North America"--Cover.
The Cambridge Handbook of Biolinguistics
Author: Cedric Boeckx
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
ISBN: 1107354536
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 788
Book Description
Biolinguistics involves the study of language from a broad perspective that embraces natural sciences, helping us better to understand the fundamentals of the faculty of language. This Handbook offers the most comprehensive state-of-the-field survey of the subject available. A team of prominent scholars working in a variety of disciplines is brought together to examine language development, language evolution and neuroscience, as well as providing overviews of the conceptual landscape of the field. The Handbook includes work at the forefront of contemporary research devoted to the evidence for a language instinct, the critical period hypothesis, grammatical maturation, bilingualism, the relation between mind and brain, and the role of natural selection in language evolution. It will be welcomed by graduate students and researchers in a wide range of disciplines, including linguistics, evolutionary biology and cognitive science.
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
ISBN: 1107354536
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 788
Book Description
Biolinguistics involves the study of language from a broad perspective that embraces natural sciences, helping us better to understand the fundamentals of the faculty of language. This Handbook offers the most comprehensive state-of-the-field survey of the subject available. A team of prominent scholars working in a variety of disciplines is brought together to examine language development, language evolution and neuroscience, as well as providing overviews of the conceptual landscape of the field. The Handbook includes work at the forefront of contemporary research devoted to the evidence for a language instinct, the critical period hypothesis, grammatical maturation, bilingualism, the relation between mind and brain, and the role of natural selection in language evolution. It will be welcomed by graduate students and researchers in a wide range of disciplines, including linguistics, evolutionary biology and cognitive science.