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Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548236410
Category : Man-woman relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 266
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Hot, hilarious, laugh-out-loud summer fun!I hate my new roommate.And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga.Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman.I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them.Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.***Everyone knows that banging your new roomie is a bad idea. And if it wasn't for his sister's stupid pet pig, Wanda, chasing me out of the bathroom mid-shower, Tanner Nowicki and I might still be able to pretend we hate each other.But that pig totally has it out for me, and before I can warn Tanner that I don't do relationships--or hockey players or my brother's friends, for that matter--he's doing me. Against the wall. And in his bed. And in my bed. And on a pinball machine where we get an all time high score.And it's so incredible that I start to forget that I'm the unluckiest woman alive when it comes to relationships. And pigs. And aerial yoga. And worst of all, love.But hey, it's not like I didn't warn him...
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 691
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Three HOT Standalone hockey rom coms including… HOT AS PUCK The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty. But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first sex lesson, we've graduated to a hands on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses. Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is... the only guy I want her seducing is me. SEXY MOTHERPUCKER Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed. I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known? I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. But when it comes to Laura? Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it. PUCK AHOLIC I hate my new roommate… And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga. Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman. I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them. Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548236410
Category : Man-woman relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 266
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Book Description
Hot, hilarious, laugh-out-loud summer fun!I hate my new roommate.And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga.Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman.I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them.Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.***Everyone knows that banging your new roomie is a bad idea. And if it wasn't for his sister's stupid pet pig, Wanda, chasing me out of the bathroom mid-shower, Tanner Nowicki and I might still be able to pretend we hate each other.But that pig totally has it out for me, and before I can warn Tanner that I don't do relationships--or hockey players or my brother's friends, for that matter--he's doing me. Against the wall. And in his bed. And in my bed. And on a pinball machine where we get an all time high score.And it's so incredible that I start to forget that I'm the unluckiest woman alive when it comes to relationships. And pigs. And aerial yoga. And worst of all, love.But hey, it's not like I didn't warn him...
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 217
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Bree Marks is my best friend... My secret crush… And—wait for it—cursed with a deadly allergy to erecto-plasm. As in she’ll seriously swell up and die if seminal fluid even touches her. Which means finding the perfect guy to punch her V card is literally a matter of life and death. She wants a no-strings summer fling, but she needs someone she can trust. A puck buddy who isn’t going to get overly emotional. Someone who’s as savvy in the sack as he is on the ice. That’s where I come in. It’s a simple request, really—and one I would be happy to honor. If it weren’t for the whole life-and-death thing. If I hadn’t just been traded to a team thousands of miles away from this girl who makes me think not all relationships are a losing game. If I wasn’t already crazy in love with her. This arrangement is a disaster waiting to happen, but the heart wants what it wants, and mine wants Bree, danger and all. PUCK BUDDIES is a sexy, standalone romantic comedy from USA Today bestseller Lili Valente. Keywords: hockey romance, virgin romance, lessons in seduction, new adult, new adult romance, sports romance, sports, friends to lovers, opposites attract romance, opposites attract, workplace, humor, comedy, romance, contemporary, alpha male, love, career, bad boy, family, fiction, forbidden, forbidden romance, romantic comedy, roommates, roomie, roomies, best friends to lovers romance, contemporary romance, best friends in romance, brothers, athletes, rom com, hilarious, romance series, romance books, beach reads, funny, stories, sensual, sensual romance, hot guy, sexy, heartwarming, heart-warming, kissing books, romance series, long series, long romance series, wealthy hero, wealthy heroes, sports romance, Lili Valente, L. Valente.
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Sisters Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : nl
Pages : 262
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Tanner. Ik haat mijn nieuwe huisgenoot. En ik wil vieze, heerlijke dingen met haar doen in de schommel die ze heeft geïnstalleerd, waarvan we allebei weten dat die niks te maken heeft met aerial yoga. Beide gedachten zijn fout, aangezien Diana Daniels het kleine zusje van de aanvoerder van mijn NHL-team is, en hij breekt zeker mijn gezicht als ik me niet voorbeeldig gedraag. Dat probeer ik. Echt waar. Maar als Diana schreeuwend door de gang komt rennen in een handdoek, dan is het gedaan met al mijn goede bedoelingen. Ze heeft allerlei Jedi-trucjes om een man geobsedeerd te maken haar in bed te krijgen, en ik zal niet liegen, ik val voor ze allemaal. En dat terwijl ze me heeft gewaarschuwd niet voor haar te vallen. Diana. Iedereen weet dat het een slecht idee is om seks te hebben met je nieuwe huisgenoot. En als Wanda, het stomme huisdiervarken van zijn zus, me niet de badkamer uit had gejaagd terwijl ik aan het douchen was, dan hadden Tanner Nowicki en ik misschien nog steeds kunnen doen alsof we een hekel aan elkaar hebben. Maar dat varken had het op me gemunt, en voordat ik Tanner kan waarschuwen dat ik niet aan relaties doe, of ijshockeyspelers of de vrienden van mijn broer, doet hij mij al. Tegen de muur. En in zijn bed. En in mijn bed. En op een flipperkast waar we een topscore halen. En het is zo geweldig dat ik begin te vergeten dat ik de ongelukkigste vrouw op aarde ben wat betreft relaties. En varkens. En aerial yoga. En het allerergste, de liefde. Maar hé, ik heb hem wel gewaarschuwd… NB: dit boek kan als losstaand worden gelezen.
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544754307
Category : Erotica
Languages : en
Pages : 328
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The NHL's biggest bad boy is about to fall for the virgin next door... I am the world's biggest dating failure. But I have an ace in the back pocket of my mom jeans--my sexy-as-sin best friend, NHL superstar forward, Justin Cruise. *** The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty. Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is... the only guy I want her seducing is me.--Cover [page 4].
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 267
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"You're going to be a daddy." Looking up into Alexi Petrov’s dark eyes as I break the news, I’m scared out of my mind. This man is the most terrifying defender in the NHL, and if it weren't for my sporty new baby bump, I probably wouldn't believe we hooked up that night. (Yes, I’ve sworn off margaritas for life.) But the Alexi who goes to my doctor appointments, moves me into his guesthouse, and cooks me so many gourmet meals I look like I'm carrying twins? He isn’t scary at all. He’s sweet. And intense. And so sexy I want to smear him with honey and lick it off every inch of his powerful, protective, oh-so-swoony-worthy body. But that’s not a part of our relationship anymore. We’re friends who intend to raise a child together. That’s all… Right? **** There’s no way I can be just friends with Amanda Esposito. She’s everything I want in a woman—strong, sexy, compassionate, a little bit wild—with curves for miles and a smile she smiles just for me. But no matter how much I want her, I don’t know if I’ve got what it takes to be that guy—the one with his heart on his sleeve. I learned the hard way that love can get real ugly, real fast. But when my new family is threatened, I realize how much I want this woman and our baby in my life for the long haul, and how hard I’m willing to fight for them. They say I’m a dangerous man to cross on the ice, but they haven’t seen anything yet…
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 203
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I’ve waited years for my drop-dead sexy boss, Tristan Hunter, to notice me as something other than his right-hand gal. But though his dog is deeply in love with me, Tristan and I seem doomed to the friend zone. Until the night we kiss… It’s all a ruse, of course—our make-out session is for the benefit of the two heartbreakers who dumped us—but very real sparks fly when his lips meet mine. At least…they’re real for me. *** She’s my employee, one of my best friends, my dog Luke’s not-so-secret crush, and totally off-limits. So why am I suddenly unable to think of anything but Zoey Childers? Two days into our fake engagement and I’m dying to take her to bed and show her just how real the heat could be between us. But crossing that line wouldn’t just be borderline unethical—it could be lethal to our friendship. Zoey isn’t a casual fling kind of girl, and after the way things ended with my ex, I don’t trust my instincts when it comes to love. I should call off this fake engagement before somebody gets hurt, but how to say “no” to something real with Zoey when every bone in my body is dying to say “yes”? KEYWORDS: Fake Marriage, Fake Engagement, Marriage of Convenience, Second Chances, Alpha Male, Romantic Comedy, Heartwarming Laugh out Loud, Small Town, Wine Country, Romance, Family Life, Contemporary Romance, Friendship Books, Romance Marriage, Romance Drama, Love Story Books, Books Love Stories, Baby Romance, Romance with Pregnancy, Family Saga Romance, Sweet and Sexy Romances, Workplace Romance, Office Romance, Boss Romance, Contemporary Adult Romance, Drama Romance Books, Romance and Drama Books, Romance Baby, Baby and Romance, Literature and Fiction, Contemporary, Marriage, Family Life, New Adult, Lighthearted Romance, Light Romance, Heartwarming, Family, Quick Read, Romance Fiction Books, Hot Guy, Love, Love Books, Kissing Books, Long Series, Long Romance Series, Swoon, Loyalty, Love Story, Romance Love, Lili Valente, L. Valente.
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 251
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Pop Quiz: You just banged a rock star you vowed to loathe until the end of time. What’s next? Hint: You don’t agree to be his fake girlfriend. And you certainly don’t fall in love… Once upon a time, Cutter Comstock was the hot older boy who tormented me in high school. Fast forward thirteen years and I find myself in his bed, riding him like the last stud at the sex rodeo… Needless to say, mistakes have been made… But as a chef, I turn food flops around all the time. I can turn this around, too. All I have to do is ignore the insufferably gorgeous (and generally insufferable) Cutter until he goes on tour. Too bad my nemesis has other plans. Cutter wants my help winning back the one who got away and he knows just the bait to dangle—the chance to open my own restaurant in a dream location. I can pull off pretending to be the devil’s devoted girlfriend in order to make my dreams come true. Right? But what happens when my dreams start to include the clever, funny, unexpectedly sweet man Cutter has become?
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 265
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So let me get this straight... For the next few days I’ve got myself a grumpy fake husband who’s also kind of my...bodyguard? I guess that’s a better way to spend the weekend than binge-watching reality television, especially since it’s kind of my fault we’re on the run from the mob and I need a protector. Oops. But why does the man watching my back have to be my lifelong crush? I've known Matty McGuire since we were kids and crushed on this stubborn, bossy, secretive, but loyal and heroic man nearly as long. I'm determined to keep that part to myself, of course. But once we're fake Mr. and Mrs., soon we're not only sharing a hotel room but a hot kiss and an even hotter night between the sheets. I'm over the moon, but when Matty's secrets turn out to be the kind that could get a girl tossed into the Witness Protection Program, I realize I'm also in over my head. Can we find a way to make love work in the real world? Or will this one, red-hot weekend on the run from the mob be our first...and our last? Welcome to Bad Dog where the men are incredible, the animals are ridiculous, and the happy ever afters are super emotional and steamy! Kind of a Sexy Jerk is a Standalone Romance with Spice!
Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 80
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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark... Or in the state of Kirby Lawrence, a woman who is NOT attracted to her best friend, bad boy rock star, Colin Donovan. Not even a little bit! No matter how good his butt looks in those jeans… Crap, I’m looking at his butt. Colin’s butt! And the butterflies in my stomach are discoing now. Discoing! I avert my eyes, but it’s too late. I've already had thoughts I shouldn’t have had, and flutters that shouldn’t have fluttered. And I have a horrible feeling there’s no coming back from this. No going back to the way things were before I realized that a part of me wants to climb my best buddy like a tree and make out with his sexy face… Meet Colin and Kirby in this fun, flirty prequel to THE BANGOVER! (The Bangover is available now.)
