Author: May Roche
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250190037
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241
Book Description
Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!
Author: May Roche
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250190037
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241
Book Description
Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250190037
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241
Book Description
Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor
Author: Larry A. Glanz
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1462833543
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 253
Book Description
THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1462833543
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 253
Book Description
THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.
Potty
Author: Leslie Patricelli
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 0763644765
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
Baby, a toddler, decides to use the potty for the first time.
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 0763644765
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
Baby, a toddler, decides to use the potty for the first time.
Potty Animals
Author: Hope Vestergaard
Publisher: Sterling
ISBN: 9781402759963
Category : Children
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
The potty animals from Sycamore Preschool are here to help little ones everywhere be in the know when it's time to go.
Publisher: Sterling
ISBN: 9781402759963
Category : Children
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
The potty animals from Sycamore Preschool are here to help little ones everywhere be in the know when it's time to go.
Potty Humor
Author: Brian Boone
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 164517719X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 310
Book Description
Get ready for the hundreds of gross-out groaners to be found on the pages of Potty Humor! From the folks who brought you Dad Jokes and Dad Jokes Too, here’s an entire book devoted to pee jokes, poop jokes, barf jokes, and more. This volume of icky humor will have your friends and family cringing and moaning all year long!
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 164517719X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 310
Book Description
Get ready for the hundreds of gross-out groaners to be found on the pages of Potty Humor! From the folks who brought you Dad Jokes and Dad Jokes Too, here’s an entire book devoted to pee jokes, poop jokes, barf jokes, and more. This volume of icky humor will have your friends and family cringing and moaning all year long!
Toilet Jokes
Author: R. Clarke
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781540806659
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
The toilet jokes in this book contains: Fart jokes that will make you laugh so long, it'll leave you gagging for air Poop jokes that will make you laugh so hard, it'll leave your cheeks aching And so much more
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781540806659
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
The toilet jokes in this book contains: Fart jokes that will make you laugh so long, it'll leave you gagging for air Poop jokes that will make you laugh so hard, it'll leave your cheeks aching And so much more
Toilet Tales
Author: Ryan Jacobson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780988184268
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
People poop in their pants. It happens. No biggie, right? Wrong! Some bathroom accidents occur at the worst possible moments - on a first date, at the start of a new job, while stuck in traffic - and their stories ascend to the level of Toilet Tales. If you enjoy bathroom humor, this funny book collects 28 of the most humiliating true accounts that anyone was ever brave enough to confess. Toilet Tales makes a hilarious conversation-starter and a perfect bathroom read. But be warned: These short funny stories are gross!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780988184268
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
People poop in their pants. It happens. No biggie, right? Wrong! Some bathroom accidents occur at the worst possible moments - on a first date, at the start of a new job, while stuck in traffic - and their stories ascend to the level of Toilet Tales. If you enjoy bathroom humor, this funny book collects 28 of the most humiliating true accounts that anyone was ever brave enough to confess. Toilet Tales makes a hilarious conversation-starter and a perfect bathroom read. But be warned: These short funny stories are gross!
Who's in the Bathroom?
Author: Jeanne Willis
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416935169
Category : Animals
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Two children who desperately need to go try to figure out why there is such a long line for the bathroom.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416935169
Category : Animals
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Two children who desperately need to go try to figure out why there is such a long line for the bathroom.
Huggy Kissy
Author: Leslie Patricelli
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 0763632465
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 27
Book Description
An exuberant infant is lifted high in the air by Mommy, kissed on the tummy by Daddy, and snuggled by a puppy.
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 0763632465
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 27
Book Description
An exuberant infant is lifted high in the air by Mommy, kissed on the tummy by Daddy, and snuggled by a puppy.
The Saddest Toilet in the World
Author: Sam Apple
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481451227
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
With Danny unwilling to be toilet trained, his toilet seeks a new life elsewhere, forcing Danny and his parents to track down the toilet and show him that Danny is truly ready to use him.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481451227
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
With Danny unwilling to be toilet trained, his toilet seeks a new life elsewhere, forcing Danny and his parents to track down the toilet and show him that Danny is truly ready to use him.