Author: Elanna Allen
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 052555260X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 19
Book Description
Plum wants the perfect pet, but instead realizes she has the perfect dad in this charming and hilarious picture book that's great for father's day. Plum wants a pet. Plum's dad wants NO pets. So Plum, who never takes no for an answer, gets the only pet she can: a pet dad. Dad is a great pet--he loves playtime, tummy rubs, and scratches behind the ears. But every time Plum tries to get him to sit, or fetch, or chase, dad barks NO. Plum doesn't take no for an answer. How will she train her perfect pet (without getting a time-out)? Hilariously relatable and with ultra-cute art, Pet Dad is perfect for kids who love or want pets--or who already have the perfect parents to make up for it.
Pet Dad
Author: Elanna Allen
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 052555260X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 19
Book Description
Plum wants the perfect pet, but instead realizes she has the perfect dad in this charming and hilarious picture book that's great for father's day. Plum wants a pet. Plum's dad wants NO pets. So Plum, who never takes no for an answer, gets the only pet she can: a pet dad. Dad is a great pet--he loves playtime, tummy rubs, and scratches behind the ears. But every time Plum tries to get him to sit, or fetch, or chase, dad barks NO. Plum doesn't take no for an answer. How will she train her perfect pet (without getting a time-out)? Hilariously relatable and with ultra-cute art, Pet Dad is perfect for kids who love or want pets--or who already have the perfect parents to make up for it.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 052555260X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 19
Book Description
Plum wants the perfect pet, but instead realizes she has the perfect dad in this charming and hilarious picture book that's great for father's day. Plum wants a pet. Plum's dad wants NO pets. So Plum, who never takes no for an answer, gets the only pet she can: a pet dad. Dad is a great pet--he loves playtime, tummy rubs, and scratches behind the ears. But every time Plum tries to get him to sit, or fetch, or chase, dad barks NO. Plum doesn't take no for an answer. How will she train her perfect pet (without getting a time-out)? Hilariously relatable and with ultra-cute art, Pet Dad is perfect for kids who love or want pets--or who already have the perfect parents to make up for it.
If My Dad Were a Dog
Author: Annabel Tellis
Publisher: Chicken House
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
"If my dad were a dog, just for a day. I'd tell him to sit, and I'd tell him to stay..." Woof! What kid wouldn't relish the chance to snap a leash on Dad, bark out the commands for a change, then spend the entire day with him in the park? With unfussy photos of a great big slobber-happy Labrador set against cheerful, simple, primary-coloured backgrounds, If My Dad Were a Dog playfully explores, in rhyming text, just what would happen if this wish of every young child came true. Good doggy! Good Daddy!
Publisher: Chicken House
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
"If my dad were a dog, just for a day. I'd tell him to sit, and I'd tell him to stay..." Woof! What kid wouldn't relish the chance to snap a leash on Dad, bark out the commands for a change, then spend the entire day with him in the park? With unfussy photos of a great big slobber-happy Labrador set against cheerful, simple, primary-coloured backgrounds, If My Dad Were a Dog playfully explores, in rhyming text, just what would happen if this wish of every young child came true. Good doggy! Good Daddy!
I Want a Pet
Author: Warren Bolton
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1546223959
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 20
Book Description
I Want a Pet: A P-E-T was born out of a dads sincere but fun-loving attempt to help his sons cope with not being able to have a cat or dog due to one of them having allergies. Dad devised a game the family could play when riding along in the car, waiting for food to arrive at a restaurant, or sitting in the confines of their living room. That game led to this wonderfully illustrated book. The books catchy cadence and simple, repetitive rhyme will charm young minds. It unlocks the imagination and allows children and adults alike to own pets they never thought could be their own, from the typical dogs and cats to polar bears and pandas.
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1546223959
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 20
Book Description
I Want a Pet: A P-E-T was born out of a dads sincere but fun-loving attempt to help his sons cope with not being able to have a cat or dog due to one of them having allergies. Dad devised a game the family could play when riding along in the car, waiting for food to arrive at a restaurant, or sitting in the confines of their living room. That game led to this wonderfully illustrated book. The books catchy cadence and simple, repetitive rhyme will charm young minds. It unlocks the imagination and allows children and adults alike to own pets they never thought could be their own, from the typical dogs and cats to polar bears and pandas.
Dad Is Fat
Author: Jim Gaffigan
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
ISBN: 152476325X
Category : Families
Languages : en
Pages : 336
Book Description
"In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who's best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children--everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers' communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four year olds ("there is no difference between a four year old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor"). Reminiscent of Bill Cosby's Fatherhood, Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home"--
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
ISBN: 152476325X
Category : Families
Languages : en
Pages : 336
Book Description
"In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who's best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children--everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers' communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four year olds ("there is no difference between a four year old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor"). Reminiscent of Bill Cosby's Fatherhood, Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home"--
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Author: Elizabeth Stevens
Publisher: Sleeping Dragon Books
ISBN: 0648012263
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 240
Book Description
Would you accept yourself to find your humanity.? Ellie Cooper comes from a long line of witches but wishes she could be normal. When she nearly kills herself cursing a vampire, her dislike of her heritage deepens. She must find a way to accept her magic or forsake her family. After feeding on a witch, 693-year-old vampire Charles Dumphrey wakes to find he is living a human teenage life, complete with parents, school and girls. He must adjust to his new life as a human and find a way to break the curse Ellie put on him. Lee is a werewolf who is not yet shifting regularly. He worries about who he will be when he regulates. Lee searches for the balance between his humanity and the wolf before the wolf takes over. All three have to overcome their uncertainties and accept themselves in order to save Ellie’s life. NB: This is not your usual vampire story. A lot of stories take a human character and turn them into a vampire early on, this is the opposite. If you're looking for a typical vampire/witch romance (e.g. 'the Vampire Diaries'), this book might not be for you. Please be aware that this story uses Australian English spelling and syntax.
Publisher: Sleeping Dragon Books
ISBN: 0648012263
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 240
Book Description
Would you accept yourself to find your humanity.? Ellie Cooper comes from a long line of witches but wishes she could be normal. When she nearly kills herself cursing a vampire, her dislike of her heritage deepens. She must find a way to accept her magic or forsake her family. After feeding on a witch, 693-year-old vampire Charles Dumphrey wakes to find he is living a human teenage life, complete with parents, school and girls. He must adjust to his new life as a human and find a way to break the curse Ellie put on him. Lee is a werewolf who is not yet shifting regularly. He worries about who he will be when he regulates. Lee searches for the balance between his humanity and the wolf before the wolf takes over. All three have to overcome their uncertainties and accept themselves in order to save Ellie’s life. NB: This is not your usual vampire story. A lot of stories take a human character and turn them into a vampire early on, this is the opposite. If you're looking for a typical vampire/witch romance (e.g. 'the Vampire Diaries'), this book might not be for you. Please be aware that this story uses Australian English spelling and syntax.
The Pet War
Author: Allan Woodrow
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545513219
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 214
Book Description
THE PET WAR is a hilarious story about the timeless battles of dog vs. cat, brother vs. sister, know-it-all vs. know-nothing. Eleven-year-old Otto wants a dog. His twelve-year-old perfect sister, Lexi, wants a cat. Their mother, who works very long hours as a nurse, wants neither. Pets are expensive so who's going to pay for everything? And what happens to the pet when the siblings are at their dad's for the weekend? Otto has an idea. What if he got a job and earned enough money to pay for the dog? Then Lexi has to open her big mouth. She proposes that whichever sibling can raise enough money first will decide which pet they get. Oddly enough, their mom and dad agree. With Otto and Lexi each out to defeat the other, their business plans become more elaborate and involved. As the competition gets fiercer, the stakes get higher, and the battle lines have been drawn, so let the Pet War begin. . . .
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545513219
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 214
Book Description
THE PET WAR is a hilarious story about the timeless battles of dog vs. cat, brother vs. sister, know-it-all vs. know-nothing. Eleven-year-old Otto wants a dog. His twelve-year-old perfect sister, Lexi, wants a cat. Their mother, who works very long hours as a nurse, wants neither. Pets are expensive so who's going to pay for everything? And what happens to the pet when the siblings are at their dad's for the weekend? Otto has an idea. What if he got a job and earned enough money to pay for the dog? Then Lexi has to open her big mouth. She proposes that whichever sibling can raise enough money first will decide which pet they get. Oddly enough, their mom and dad agree. With Otto and Lexi each out to defeat the other, their business plans become more elaborate and involved. As the competition gets fiercer, the stakes get higher, and the battle lines have been drawn, so let the Pet War begin. . . .
Borderline
Author: Bonnie Rozanski
Publisher: The Porcupine's Quill
ISBN: 9780889842939
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212
Book Description
Borderline is a book that works on so many levels that it is almost unclassifiable. It is a genuinely warm, tender, humorous coming of age story while at the same time being a novel that is smart, informative and illuminating in the fields of genetics, autism as an increasingly proliferating condition, fast food and obesity as national crises, and the overemphasis of pill-popping for invented childhood and adult disorders.
Publisher: The Porcupine's Quill
ISBN: 9780889842939
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212
Book Description
Borderline is a book that works on so many levels that it is almost unclassifiable. It is a genuinely warm, tender, humorous coming of age story while at the same time being a novel that is smart, informative and illuminating in the fields of genetics, autism as an increasingly proliferating condition, fast food and obesity as national crises, and the overemphasis of pill-popping for invented childhood and adult disorders.
Doctor Daddy
Author: Jacqueline Diamond
Publisher: K. Loren Wilson
ISBN: 1936505681
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 199
Book Description
Dr. Jane McKay has no intention of falling for Dr. Handsome—again! Then the ex-boyfriend who broke her heart joins her small-town medical practice and moves in next door. When the clueless Luke unexpectedly gains custody of a baby and needs her help, can he earn her trust the second time around? Don’t miss this endearing medical romance, which Romantic Times called “a great story that will reach out to readers.” Welcome to USA Today bestselling author Jacqueline Diamond’s Harmony Circle series, set in a small-town neighborhood where love and friendship bloom.
Publisher: K. Loren Wilson
ISBN: 1936505681
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 199
Book Description
Dr. Jane McKay has no intention of falling for Dr. Handsome—again! Then the ex-boyfriend who broke her heart joins her small-town medical practice and moves in next door. When the clueless Luke unexpectedly gains custody of a baby and needs her help, can he earn her trust the second time around? Don’t miss this endearing medical romance, which Romantic Times called “a great story that will reach out to readers.” Welcome to USA Today bestselling author Jacqueline Diamond’s Harmony Circle series, set in a small-town neighborhood where love and friendship bloom.
LAUGH OUT LOUD
Author:
Publisher: Shadrack Omary
ISBN:
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
"Laugh Out Loud" is a gut-busting collection of more than 600 unique jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, this book covers a wide range of hilarious topics, ensuring there's something funny for everyone. Perfect for parties, gatherings, or a good chuckle on your own, this book guarantees non-stop laughter and a guaranteed good time. Get ready to crack up with "Laugh Out Loud: A Side-Splitting Saga of Hilarious Jokes."
Publisher: Shadrack Omary
ISBN:
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
"Laugh Out Loud" is a gut-busting collection of more than 600 unique jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, this book covers a wide range of hilarious topics, ensuring there's something funny for everyone. Perfect for parties, gatherings, or a good chuckle on your own, this book guarantees non-stop laughter and a guaranteed good time. Get ready to crack up with "Laugh Out Loud: A Side-Splitting Saga of Hilarious Jokes."
Pet Wars
Author: Keith D. Mcswain
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 151442357X
Category : Music
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
Pet Wars is a story about a lovable puppy named Wolf, a fluffy kitten named Miss Lion and a wise talking parrot named Polly. Wolf and miss Lion lived with their human parents they call Mom and Dad. Wolf and Miss Lion knew that they would be the best of friends forever. However, Polly the parrot told them that because they are so different that in time they will one day not behave as the best of friends which could lead them both into trouble. Then one horrible day, they overheard mom and dad talking about getting rid of one of them, leaving poor Wolf and Miss Lion to only guess as to which one of them it will be. Wolf and Miss Lion began to argue and fight among themselves as to who is the better pet. Finally, they asked Polly to decide for them as to who is the better pet and who should stay and who should go. Which pet will Polly choose? Which pet would you choose? More importantly, what will mom and dad do? Read on and find out?
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 151442357X
Category : Music
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
Pet Wars is a story about a lovable puppy named Wolf, a fluffy kitten named Miss Lion and a wise talking parrot named Polly. Wolf and miss Lion lived with their human parents they call Mom and Dad. Wolf and Miss Lion knew that they would be the best of friends forever. However, Polly the parrot told them that because they are so different that in time they will one day not behave as the best of friends which could lead them both into trouble. Then one horrible day, they overheard mom and dad talking about getting rid of one of them, leaving poor Wolf and Miss Lion to only guess as to which one of them it will be. Wolf and Miss Lion began to argue and fight among themselves as to who is the better pet. Finally, they asked Polly to decide for them as to who is the better pet and who should stay and who should go. Which pet will Polly choose? Which pet would you choose? More importantly, what will mom and dad do? Read on and find out?