Author: Lex Jurgen
Publisher: Roehampton Road
ISBN: 9780998211602
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
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The age of man is waning thanks to an increasingly coddled, lost and emasculated generation of Millennial Males. Humorist and noted social commentator Lex Jurgen breaks down 99 rules for manhood that may just save the future of mankind. From the sacred to the profane, a beginner's handbook if you will for millions of men raised on participation trophies, unmerited esteem, and non-science based specialty diets. There is hope for the wayward Millennial Male living in your basement. Just not a lot. This Christmas, why not get the 16-35 year old man in your life something that will make your own life much better. That selfless giving bit is vastly overrated. Your son, brother, boyfriend, husband, nephew, and his untucked short sleeve plaid button down shirt wearing semi-employed friends need this now. They'll thank you later.
Author: Jeff Wilser
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440506442
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 343
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Your dog must be larger than a toaster. Tip well. Never use the word "blossom." Outperform the GPS. Know how to chug a beer (and know that you shouldn't). Always hold the door. Never use emoticons. These are The Maxims of Manhood. They cover every aspect of life: women, sports, sex, the office, family, entertainment, fashion, fitness, and more women. Some of these you'd expect. Some you wouldn't, as they usher in amodern code of masculinity (Your favorite book may not be The Da Vinci Code). In a series of 100 essays, the rules are analyzed, explained, vigorously defended and openly mocked. Every rule has an authorized exception. Except the ones that don't. This book might not be for you. It's only intended for people who fall into one of these seven buckets: 1) you are a man; 2) you will become a man; 3) you were once a man; 4) you are related to a man; 5) you are dating or have married a man; 6) you think that in the future, perhaps, you will date or marry a man; 7) you know, or think that at some point you will know—whether casually or formally—a man.
Author: Ellen Fein
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 0446549932
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 181
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Learn how to find (and keep!) a man who'll treat you with the respect and dignity you deserve, with the help of this traditional, simple rule book of dating do's and don'ts. The dating landscape has drastically changed in the past 30 years, especially with Instagram, TikTok, and dating apps overcomplicating communication. But biology has stayed the same–hopeless romantics still want to find The One. All The Rules is the essential guide for the modern woman to have in her back pocket–whether you're eighteen or eighty, these time-tested techniques will help you find the man of your dreams. This book combines The Rules and The Rules II. These common sense guidelines will help you: •Lead a full, satisfying, busy life outside of romance. •Accept occasional defeat and move on. •Bring out the best in you and in the men you date. Blunt, effective, and hilarious, All the Rules will lead you to where you want to be: in a healthy, committed relationship.
Author: Joseph Greene
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1458385043
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 138
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MAN RULES 4 - Man Rules 201-250. Volume 4 discusses the special Man Rules which are used for Holidays, it reveals how to properly amend a Man Rule and what is the punishment to breaking a Man Rule. Also included in volume 4 is the correct way to determine how many Man-Points a Man has by taking the Official MAN-POINTS TEST. {NOT the last volume because Volume FIVE is on the way}
Author: Joseph Greene
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1105756629
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 404
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{The KING-SIZE EDITION CONTAINS ALL MAN RULES FROM VOLUMES 1-5.} It is said that there are unwritten MAN RULES, which all Men abide by. Now these rules are written in one guidebook which clarifies what those rules are. The ComMANdments tells all the do's and don'ts Men need to know in basic life situations. For example, is it alright to sing in a public restroom? Can a Man hug another Man? Does the toilet seat go up or down? What is a wingman and what are his responsibilities? When can you call Shot-gun? The answers to these questions can be found in this Man Rule Guide Book along with Personal Space guidelines, Appearance and Hygiene, The Road Trip Man Rules, the Man Rules that will apply to the typical "Guy's Night Out," and many other Man Rules dealing with situations Men come across during their daily routine and situation yet to come like the Zombie Apocalypse. This KING-SIZE EDITION is what every Man needs in order to complete his quest to become a better Man!
Author: Joseph Greene
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1458383024
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 186
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It is said that there are unwritten MAN RULES, which all Men abide by. These MAN RULES are the do's and don'ts men abide by for any and every situation you can think of. Now if men know these rules then why publish this Guidebook? I've learned that not all Men abide by these unwritten MAN RULES because they are not public knowledge to all. Perhaps if these MAN RULES were written for all to read, maybe men wouldn't have to worry about feeling uncomfortable by a Man Rule Violator. This is a guidebook for Men to clarify what are the do's and don'ts when in a specific situation. For example, is alright to sing in a public restroom? Can a Man hug another Man? What is a wingman and what are his responsibilities? These questions, plus more, are all answered by this guidebook's definitions of The Man Rules. VOLUME 1 contains Man Rules 0-100.
Author: Dylan Jones
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN: 144475503X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 366
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A witty, stylish and indispensable guide to being a modern man. It is tough being a man in the twenty-first century. First there are the big dilemmas, like how to get a pay rise and how to suck up to your boss. Then there are the minor irritations: how do you beat jet-lag, and how do you stop your trousers sliding off their hangers? And finally there are all those things you ought to know, but don't: how to jump-start a car, how to buy lingerie, how to stop smoking, how to tie a Windsor Knot, how to behave at a lap-dancing club ... the list is endless. Fear not. In Mr Jones Rules, the highly respected editor of GQ magazine, draws on his wealth of experience to give the final answer to these questions and more. It will be the must-have present for every husband, boyfriend and son this Christmas.
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ISBN: 9781588162441
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 200
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Just being a man was never more fraught with confusion and peril. Derived from Esquire's popular feature, this men's manual to life in the 21st century offers more than 500 rules that make for lighthearted reading and manly musings. Accompanied by wry black and white illustrations on each page, the rules are guaranteed to set a guy straight. Here is entertainment to live by: Rule number 28: If there is danger involved, it is fun. Rule number 33: Never trust anyone with a phone number that ends in 00. Rule number 71: The best blind dates are with girls named Kelly or Samantha. Rule number 112: You cut the fat, you cut the flavor. Rule number 117: No movie should have its title incorporated into the dialogue. Rule number 198: When it comes to luggage, men don't pull. Rule number 243: Slow-motion violence goes best with Mahler. Rule number 289:The people who elect to perform karaoke are never the people you wish to perform karaoke. Rule number 311: A man should avoid using the phrase "assume the position" on the first date. Rule number 317: No straws.
Author: Joseph Greene
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1105267199
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 142
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Man Rules 5. [6x9 Edition] Man Rules 251-300. This volume has Man Rules that deal with Punishment, the Man-Debate and the END OF THE WORLD. ALso included is the Man-Glossary which has the definitions to every "Man-term" used throughout the Guidebooks. You know what to expect, more Man Rules, more jokes, more insight to what's right and wrong when it comes to living life like a real Man.
Author: Joseph Greene
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 145838473X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 105
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Man Rules II - Man Rules 101 - 150.The Second Volume to The ComMANdments, continues right where the First Volume left off. This volumes covers what Men are NOT above Man Rules, Personal Space guidelines, plus more Man Rules that apply to a Man's everyday life. Volume 2 will go into detail about Man Rules that will apply to the typical "guy's night out" plus there are miscellaneous Man Rules that answer the questions like toilet seat up or down? Lastly this Guidebook will give actual examples of real life Man Rule Violators.If you enjoyed Volume 1, then you'll still enjoy Volume 2 which gives more examples of how a Man should live his life through MAN RULES. (Don't forget to pick up Volume 1 and continue reading about Man Rules in VOLUME III)
