Author: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub
ISBN: 9780836231144
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
Curmudgeons agree that the best way to look at life is through a jaded eye. Gathered here are some of the most biting comments on modern life. Perfect for gift-giving or collecting, this small-scale volume represents the same attention to detail as high-quality full-size books. Color.
Life Stinks
Author: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub
ISBN: 9780836231144
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
Curmudgeons agree that the best way to look at life is through a jaded eye. Gathered here are some of the most biting comments on modern life. Perfect for gift-giving or collecting, this small-scale volume represents the same attention to detail as high-quality full-size books. Color.
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub
ISBN: 9780836231144
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
Curmudgeons agree that the best way to look at life is through a jaded eye. Gathered here are some of the most biting comments on modern life. Perfect for gift-giving or collecting, this small-scale volume represents the same attention to detail as high-quality full-size books. Color.
Baditude: What to Do When Life Stinks!
Author: Julia Cook
Publisher: Boys Town Press
ISBN: 1545721408
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 35
Book Description
Everything in Noodle's life stinks, or so he thinks. Noodle's attitude, or "baditude," is alienating everyone around him. Can he let go of his angst and try to find the brighter side of life? With help, Noodle learns how to turn his baditude into gratitude!
Publisher: Boys Town Press
ISBN: 1545721408
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 35
Book Description
Everything in Noodle's life stinks, or so he thinks. Noodle's attitude, or "baditude," is alienating everyone around him. Can he let go of his angst and try to find the brighter side of life? With help, Noodle learns how to turn his baditude into gratitude!
If Life Stinks, Get Your Head Outta Your But’s
Author: Mark L Wdowiak
Publisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1525519506
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 120
Book Description
DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS! This book contains the INFORMATION and the LIFE LESSONS that will allow you to reach your true potential in life. You are someone who deserves more! This book will help you become more- so you can achieve "MORE"! Do yourself a BIG favor! Buy this book now! WHAT DO YOU WANT? Whatever type of Success you desire in life- this book is for you! A must read for anyone who desires to experience"MORE" in their lives. WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? Follow Mark as he navigates you thru the Landmines of Life's obstacles that are currently holding you back from experiencing all of the GREAT THINGS life has to offer. A simple, easy and seriously profound conversation about how to make your life better! Learn and apply these principals, and techniques, in this book and you and your life will never be the same! Straight to the heart and mind! Not only a fast and fun read, it's definitely a MUST READ!
Publisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1525519506
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 120
Book Description
DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS! This book contains the INFORMATION and the LIFE LESSONS that will allow you to reach your true potential in life. You are someone who deserves more! This book will help you become more- so you can achieve "MORE"! Do yourself a BIG favor! Buy this book now! WHAT DO YOU WANT? Whatever type of Success you desire in life- this book is for you! A must read for anyone who desires to experience"MORE" in their lives. WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? Follow Mark as he navigates you thru the Landmines of Life's obstacles that are currently holding you back from experiencing all of the GREAT THINGS life has to offer. A simple, easy and seriously profound conversation about how to make your life better! Learn and apply these principals, and techniques, in this book and you and your life will never be the same! Straight to the heart and mind! Not only a fast and fun read, it's definitely a MUST READ!
Life Stinks...and Then You Die
Author: Bob Hostetler
Publisher: ACU Press/Leafwood Publishers
ISBN: 9780891123774
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Many people seem to blithely skip through the meadows of this world, with nary a wound or scar. Day after day seems to shine on them. They wake up each morning with a smile on their face. . . . This book is not for them.
Publisher: ACU Press/Leafwood Publishers
ISBN: 9780891123774
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Many people seem to blithely skip through the meadows of this world, with nary a wound or scar. Day after day seems to shine on them. They wake up each morning with a smile on their face. . . . This book is not for them.
Laughing Matters
Author: Phil Callaway
Publisher: Multnomah
ISBN: 1590525388
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 258
Book Description
Find Out What’s So Funny When Nothing’s Funny Sometimes life just stinks—people disappoint, bad things happen, and hardship comes. Laughing Matters is a collection of stories that shows the difference between those who resign and those who rejoice when reality bites. Readers will be encouraged to choose joy, to find hope, and to discover the abundant life Christ offers all who follow Him. Author and humorist Phil Callaway—once described as “Dave Barry with a message”—employs his revealing and hilarious style to remind readers that, “it’s always darkest just before the fridge door opens.” Do you resign or rejoice when reality bites? Sometimes life just stinks. People disappoint. Bad things happen. Hardship comes in double helpings. The last thing you want to do is laugh. So let hilarious humorist Phil Callaway show you—as only he can—that some of the darkest times are those just before the fridge door opens. *** ** *** ** “Everything Phil Callaway writes is full of life because he’s discovered a fabulous secret: The joy of Christ doesn’t go away, even when life is a mess.” Luis Palau, President of the Luis Palau Evangelistic Association “Phil really knows how to get in touch with his spiritual funny bone.” Janette Oke, Bestselling author “One page into this book and I’m quaking with laughter. Callaway has the uncanny ability to uncover the funny in any situation and report it with inspirational wit.” Paul L. Maier, Coauthor of The DaVinci Code: Fact or Fiction? “This book is an excellent source of encouragement for anyone in the midst of a crisis who may be asking God that hardest question of all: ‘Why?’” Martha Bolton, Author of Cooking with Hot Flashes and Didn’t My Skin Used to Fit? Story Behind the Book Phil Callaway wrote this book after a five-year journey he and his wife embarked upon when she began having seizures. He discovered that when life throws you curve balls, juices lemons in your eyes, scrunches you in a knuckle sandwich…the last thing you want to do is laugh. And at the moment we realize that life can just plain stink, “this book helps us know where to go from that point,” he says. Celebrities like Dave Dravecky, Barbara Johnson, Gloria Gaither, and Joni Eareckson Tada have endorsed Callaway’s positive approach to trials. “Everything Phil Callaway writes is full of life because he’s discovered a fabulous secret: The joy of Christ doesn’t go away, even when life is a mess,” says evangelist Luis Palau.
Publisher: Multnomah
ISBN: 1590525388
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 258
Book Description
Find Out What’s So Funny When Nothing’s Funny Sometimes life just stinks—people disappoint, bad things happen, and hardship comes. Laughing Matters is a collection of stories that shows the difference between those who resign and those who rejoice when reality bites. Readers will be encouraged to choose joy, to find hope, and to discover the abundant life Christ offers all who follow Him. Author and humorist Phil Callaway—once described as “Dave Barry with a message”—employs his revealing and hilarious style to remind readers that, “it’s always darkest just before the fridge door opens.” Do you resign or rejoice when reality bites? Sometimes life just stinks. People disappoint. Bad things happen. Hardship comes in double helpings. The last thing you want to do is laugh. So let hilarious humorist Phil Callaway show you—as only he can—that some of the darkest times are those just before the fridge door opens. *** ** *** ** “Everything Phil Callaway writes is full of life because he’s discovered a fabulous secret: The joy of Christ doesn’t go away, even when life is a mess.” Luis Palau, President of the Luis Palau Evangelistic Association “Phil really knows how to get in touch with his spiritual funny bone.” Janette Oke, Bestselling author “One page into this book and I’m quaking with laughter. Callaway has the uncanny ability to uncover the funny in any situation and report it with inspirational wit.” Paul L. Maier, Coauthor of The DaVinci Code: Fact or Fiction? “This book is an excellent source of encouragement for anyone in the midst of a crisis who may be asking God that hardest question of all: ‘Why?’” Martha Bolton, Author of Cooking with Hot Flashes and Didn’t My Skin Used to Fit? Story Behind the Book Phil Callaway wrote this book after a five-year journey he and his wife embarked upon when she began having seizures. He discovered that when life throws you curve balls, juices lemons in your eyes, scrunches you in a knuckle sandwich…the last thing you want to do is laugh. And at the moment we realize that life can just plain stink, “this book helps us know where to go from that point,” he says. Celebrities like Dave Dravecky, Barbara Johnson, Gloria Gaither, and Joni Eareckson Tada have endorsed Callaway’s positive approach to trials. “Everything Phil Callaway writes is full of life because he’s discovered a fabulous secret: The joy of Christ doesn’t go away, even when life is a mess,” says evangelist Luis Palau.
Life Sucks
Author: Jessica Abel
Publisher: Square Fish
ISBN: 9780312642914
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 208
Book Description
I’m psyched. I’m totally psyched. I’m not a loser. Who the hell am I kidding? Life sucks for Dave Miller—he’s broke, girlfriendless, and stuck in a dead-end job. Life sucks harder because his job is night manager at the Last Stop, LA’s finest vampire-owned 24-hour convenience store. Dave’s facing an eternity of turning the hot dogs and installing pork cracklins displays for Radu, his crappy boss and Vampire Master. It’s bad enough that Dave is clinging to his days as a vegetarian by refusing to feed off of humans, leaving him weak as a kitten and so not capable of superhuman feats of strength. But when he finds himself competing with psychotic surfer-vamp Wes for the affections of Rosa, a beautiful mortal with a romantic fixation on the dark side, life is about as sucky as it can possibly get.
Publisher: Square Fish
ISBN: 9780312642914
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 208
Book Description
I’m psyched. I’m totally psyched. I’m not a loser. Who the hell am I kidding? Life sucks for Dave Miller—he’s broke, girlfriendless, and stuck in a dead-end job. Life sucks harder because his job is night manager at the Last Stop, LA’s finest vampire-owned 24-hour convenience store. Dave’s facing an eternity of turning the hot dogs and installing pork cracklins displays for Radu, his crappy boss and Vampire Master. It’s bad enough that Dave is clinging to his days as a vegetarian by refusing to feed off of humans, leaving him weak as a kitten and so not capable of superhuman feats of strength. But when he finds himself competing with psychotic surfer-vamp Wes for the affections of Rosa, a beautiful mortal with a romantic fixation on the dark side, life is about as sucky as it can possibly get.
Hygiene...You Stink!
Author: Cook, Julia
Publisher: Boys Town Press
ISBN: 1934490628
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
How do you make young children understand the importance of bathing and brushing? In this ingenious tale, young readers are sure to get the message that good hygiene will improve their health and their relationships. The story centers around a fork named Jean who hates taking baths in the sink and detests showering in the dishwasher. It's a clever fable with a timeless message.
Publisher: Boys Town Press
ISBN: 1934490628
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
How do you make young children understand the importance of bathing and brushing? In this ingenious tale, young readers are sure to get the message that good hygiene will improve their health and their relationships. The story centers around a fork named Jean who hates taking baths in the sink and detests showering in the dishwasher. It's a clever fable with a timeless message.
Stinkin' Thinkin' Stinks
Author: Bill King
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781935752431
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
What would happen if negative thoughts and actions smelled bad? If they STANK? Would we notice them more? Would we be less inclined to indulge in them? Attributing bad smells to our negative thoughts, actions, and attitudes, in STINKIN' THINKIN' STINKS Bill King provides both young readers and their older friends with techniques to recognize, deal with, and mitigate the negativity that holds so many of us back. Readers will: Become aware of negative thought patterns. Discover ways to eliminate negative thinking. Learn how to avoid a negative pack mentality. Access the positive in life. Develop techniques for dealing with negative people and situations. Embrace positivity as their dominant way of thinking. Full of fun activities designed to provide kids with real tools for changing negative habits, STINKIN' THINKIN' STINKS offers a cool new approach to exterminating negativity while inviting YOU to change YOUR LIFE! STINKIN' THINKIN' STINKS will inspire discussion, introspection, and change in readers of all ages.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781935752431
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
What would happen if negative thoughts and actions smelled bad? If they STANK? Would we notice them more? Would we be less inclined to indulge in them? Attributing bad smells to our negative thoughts, actions, and attitudes, in STINKIN' THINKIN' STINKS Bill King provides both young readers and their older friends with techniques to recognize, deal with, and mitigate the negativity that holds so many of us back. Readers will: Become aware of negative thought patterns. Discover ways to eliminate negative thinking. Learn how to avoid a negative pack mentality. Access the positive in life. Develop techniques for dealing with negative people and situations. Embrace positivity as their dominant way of thinking. Full of fun activities designed to provide kids with real tools for changing negative habits, STINKIN' THINKIN' STINKS offers a cool new approach to exterminating negativity while inviting YOU to change YOUR LIFE! STINKIN' THINKIN' STINKS will inspire discussion, introspection, and change in readers of all ages.
We Are the Ants
Author: Shaun David Hutchinson
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 1481449648
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 480
Book Description
A Time Best YA Book of All Time (2021) From the “author to watch” (Kirkus Reviews) of The Five Stages of Andrew Brawley comes an “equal parts sarcastic and profound” (Kirkus Reviews, starred review) novel about a teenage boy who must decide whether or not the world is worth saving. Henry Denton has spent years being periodically abducted by aliens. Then the aliens give him an ultimatum: The world will end in 144 days, and all Henry has to do to stop it is push a big red button. Only he isn’t sure he wants to. After all, life hasn’t been great for Henry. His mom is a struggling waitress held together by a thin layer of cigarette smoke. His brother is a jobless dropout who just knocked someone up. His grandmother is slowly losing herself to Alzheimer’s. And Henry is still dealing with the grief of his boyfriend’s suicide last year. Wiping the slate clean sounds like a pretty good choice to him. But Henry is a scientist first, and facing the question thoroughly and logically, he begins to look for pros and cons: in the bully who is his perpetual one-night stand, in the best friend who betrayed him, in the brilliant and mysterious boy who walked into the wrong class. Weighing the pain and the joy that surrounds him, Henry is left with the ultimate choice: push the button and save the planet and everyone on it…or let the world—and his pain—be destroyed forever.
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 1481449648
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 480
Book Description
A Time Best YA Book of All Time (2021) From the “author to watch” (Kirkus Reviews) of The Five Stages of Andrew Brawley comes an “equal parts sarcastic and profound” (Kirkus Reviews, starred review) novel about a teenage boy who must decide whether or not the world is worth saving. Henry Denton has spent years being periodically abducted by aliens. Then the aliens give him an ultimatum: The world will end in 144 days, and all Henry has to do to stop it is push a big red button. Only he isn’t sure he wants to. After all, life hasn’t been great for Henry. His mom is a struggling waitress held together by a thin layer of cigarette smoke. His brother is a jobless dropout who just knocked someone up. His grandmother is slowly losing herself to Alzheimer’s. And Henry is still dealing with the grief of his boyfriend’s suicide last year. Wiping the slate clean sounds like a pretty good choice to him. But Henry is a scientist first, and facing the question thoroughly and logically, he begins to look for pros and cons: in the bully who is his perpetual one-night stand, in the best friend who betrayed him, in the brilliant and mysterious boy who walked into the wrong class. Weighing the pain and the joy that surrounds him, Henry is left with the ultimate choice: push the button and save the planet and everyone on it…or let the world—and his pain—be destroyed forever.
All Buts Stink!
Author: Motivation Made Easy Publishing
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780978780500
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780978780500
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description