Author: Bohojack Press
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781097213924
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
'If you don't like the word CUNT! Don't act like a CUNT! And I won't call you a CUNT! You CUNT' - FUNNY QUOTE JOURNAL NOTEBOOK NOW AVAILABLE! This funny journal notebook is a handy size measuring 6 inches by 9 inches, with 120 blank journal lined pages. It's ideal for note taking, list making, brainstorming ideas, doodling and more. It's also great for the office, to keep at home, for university or college, by your bedside, when travelling, on your holidays, in your bag or tote etc. It has plenty of room for writing down your plans, thoughts, ideas, inspirations, and dreams. It would make a great gift for someone such as a friend, office co-worker, a relative, or just go ahead and treat yourself. The cover is a soft to touch matte black with white lettering. Our funny and sarcastic adult journal collection is designed to create a few laughs and giggles at home or the office, and to ease some of those stresses and strains of day to day life! We have lots of other funny & sarcastic adult journals and notebooks, just search for BohoJack Press. Handy sized lined journal notebook measuring 6 x 9 inches, great to fit in your bag or tote 120 pages made of great quality durable white paper with black print Each page has plenty of room for all your notes, doodles and ideas Professional grade binding (Paperback Retail Standard) Funny sarcastic quote design with a soft to touch black matte cover A great gift idea for your partner, a relative, a friend, a co-worker or just treat yourself!
If You Don't Like the Word CUNT! Don't Act Like a CUNT! And I Won't Call You a CUNT! You CUNT
Author: Bohojack Press
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781097213924
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
'If you don't like the word CUNT! Don't act like a CUNT! And I won't call you a CUNT! You CUNT' - FUNNY QUOTE JOURNAL NOTEBOOK NOW AVAILABLE! This funny journal notebook is a handy size measuring 6 inches by 9 inches, with 120 blank journal lined pages. It's ideal for note taking, list making, brainstorming ideas, doodling and more. It's also great for the office, to keep at home, for university or college, by your bedside, when travelling, on your holidays, in your bag or tote etc. It has plenty of room for writing down your plans, thoughts, ideas, inspirations, and dreams. It would make a great gift for someone such as a friend, office co-worker, a relative, or just go ahead and treat yourself. The cover is a soft to touch matte black with white lettering. Our funny and sarcastic adult journal collection is designed to create a few laughs and giggles at home or the office, and to ease some of those stresses and strains of day to day life! We have lots of other funny & sarcastic adult journals and notebooks, just search for BohoJack Press. Handy sized lined journal notebook measuring 6 x 9 inches, great to fit in your bag or tote 120 pages made of great quality durable white paper with black print Each page has plenty of room for all your notes, doodles and ideas Professional grade binding (Paperback Retail Standard) Funny sarcastic quote design with a soft to touch black matte cover A great gift idea for your partner, a relative, a friend, a co-worker or just treat yourself!
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781097213924
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
'If you don't like the word CUNT! Don't act like a CUNT! And I won't call you a CUNT! You CUNT' - FUNNY QUOTE JOURNAL NOTEBOOK NOW AVAILABLE! This funny journal notebook is a handy size measuring 6 inches by 9 inches, with 120 blank journal lined pages. It's ideal for note taking, list making, brainstorming ideas, doodling and more. It's also great for the office, to keep at home, for university or college, by your bedside, when travelling, on your holidays, in your bag or tote etc. It has plenty of room for writing down your plans, thoughts, ideas, inspirations, and dreams. It would make a great gift for someone such as a friend, office co-worker, a relative, or just go ahead and treat yourself. The cover is a soft to touch matte black with white lettering. Our funny and sarcastic adult journal collection is designed to create a few laughs and giggles at home or the office, and to ease some of those stresses and strains of day to day life! We have lots of other funny & sarcastic adult journals and notebooks, just search for BohoJack Press. Handy sized lined journal notebook measuring 6 x 9 inches, great to fit in your bag or tote 120 pages made of great quality durable white paper with black print Each page has plenty of room for all your notes, doodles and ideas Professional grade binding (Paperback Retail Standard) Funny sarcastic quote design with a soft to touch black matte cover A great gift idea for your partner, a relative, a friend, a co-worker or just treat yourself!
Men Like Bars, Women Don't Have a Penis
Author: Iron Balz
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1425708382
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 123
Book Description
To understand more about this book I suggest reading the Foreword, Preface, About the Author, and Table of Contents on our webpage www.MenLikeBars.com. Here is a brief description: This is an advice book for men and women along with observational chapters that give insight into the mind of a common man. Women write most relationship and advice books; therefore it is fair to assume that this book is the first of its kind written by a real man.
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1425708382
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 123
Book Description
To understand more about this book I suggest reading the Foreword, Preface, About the Author, and Table of Contents on our webpage www.MenLikeBars.com. Here is a brief description: This is an advice book for men and women along with observational chapters that give insight into the mind of a common man. Women write most relationship and advice books; therefore it is fair to assume that this book is the first of its kind written by a real man.
Cunt
Author: Inga Muscio
Publisher: Seal Press
ISBN: 9781580050753
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 420
Book Description
An ancient title of respect for women, the word “cunt” long ago veered off this noble path. Inga Muscio traces the road from honor to expletive, giving women the motivation and tools to claim “cunt” as a positive and powerful force in their lives. In this fully revised edition, she explores, with candidness and humor, such traditional feminist issues as birth control, sexuality, jealousy between women, and prostitution with a fresh attitude for a new generation of women. Sending out a call for every woman to be the Cuntlovin' Ruler of Her Sexual Universe, Muscio stands convention on its head by embracing all things cunt-related. This edition is fully revised with updated resources, a new foreword from sexual pioneer Betty Dodson, and a new afterword by the author. “Bright, sharp, empowering, long-lasting, useful, sexy....”—San Francisco Chronicle “... Cunt provides fertile ground for psychological growth.”—San Francisco Bay Guardian “Cunt does for feminism what smoothies did for high-fiber diets—it reinvents the oft-indigestible into something sweet and delicious.”—Bust Magazine
Publisher: Seal Press
ISBN: 9781580050753
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 420
Book Description
An ancient title of respect for women, the word “cunt” long ago veered off this noble path. Inga Muscio traces the road from honor to expletive, giving women the motivation and tools to claim “cunt” as a positive and powerful force in their lives. In this fully revised edition, she explores, with candidness and humor, such traditional feminist issues as birth control, sexuality, jealousy between women, and prostitution with a fresh attitude for a new generation of women. Sending out a call for every woman to be the Cuntlovin' Ruler of Her Sexual Universe, Muscio stands convention on its head by embracing all things cunt-related. This edition is fully revised with updated resources, a new foreword from sexual pioneer Betty Dodson, and a new afterword by the author. “Bright, sharp, empowering, long-lasting, useful, sexy....”—San Francisco Chronicle “... Cunt provides fertile ground for psychological growth.”—San Francisco Bay Guardian “Cunt does for feminism what smoothies did for high-fiber diets—it reinvents the oft-indigestible into something sweet and delicious.”—Bust Magazine
Everybody Curses, I Swear!
Author: Carrie Keagan
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 1250026202
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 464
Book Description
Carrie Keagan's "naughty interviews with Hollywood's elite are the stuff of legend, earning her the nickname 'Barbara Walters on Acid.' She's gone toe-to-toe with virtually every celebrity in the world, and she's been taking notes. Get ready for all the juicy, behind-the-scenes stories from the biggest stars as she shares her journey from being a bullied kid from Buffalo to Hollywood's most fearless host. After 8,000 interviews, 2 billion views online, her own TV show, and countless appearances--including her upcoming season on Celebrity Apprentice--she's got crazy stories to tell"--
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 1250026202
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 464
Book Description
Carrie Keagan's "naughty interviews with Hollywood's elite are the stuff of legend, earning her the nickname 'Barbara Walters on Acid.' She's gone toe-to-toe with virtually every celebrity in the world, and she's been taking notes. Get ready for all the juicy, behind-the-scenes stories from the biggest stars as she shares her journey from being a bullied kid from Buffalo to Hollywood's most fearless host. After 8,000 interviews, 2 billion views online, her own TV show, and countless appearances--including her upcoming season on Celebrity Apprentice--she's got crazy stories to tell"--
Don't Be Stupid, Idiot - Helping Idiots Be Less Idiotic
Author: Yann Somou
Publisher: Yann Somou
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 256
Book Description
Do you think the world is going to shit? And that manners are being thrown out the window? And that common sense and common courtesy are becoming uncommon? And that you are now dealing with idiots that bit too often? You are not alone. We are all collectively treating each other worse than ever before. We talk to each other like dickheads. We drive like wankers. We leave piss on the toilet seat. We shake hands as if they’ve turned into floppy fish. We treat money as the be-all and end-all. Yann thinks this is down to us slowly losing touch with our own humanity. In other words, we care more about ourselves than the person next to us. Sure, capitalism and technology are partly to blame. But at the end of the day, if we don’t start treating each other a little better, we’re all truly fucked. There’s no way in hell we’ll be able to work together long enough to resolve the catastrophic problems coming our way. To that end, ‘don’t be stupid, idiot’ is chock full of 120+ hilarious, sweary, sarcastic, hard-hitting rants about everyday things that everyday idiots do, with quasi-serious, tongue in cheek exercises to help idiots be less idiotic. Each rant also has a QR code or link to share with that idiot of a friend who needs to read it! Rants include: Queue cutting Cancel culture Buying rounds Splitting the bill Holding the door open Ignoring reserved seating Treating pets as humans Tailgating Reclining plane seats Taking the mick Conspiracy theorists & many more! No one is innocent of being an idiot, including you. It is impossible to read this book and not realise at least one or two ways in which you’ve started to not give a shit about your fellow human. Yann hopes that, instead of being a little bitch about it, you’ll use all the reality checks you’ll receive to become a better person who is more aware of how their actions affect others. Entertainment: Guaranteed Fucks Given: Zero Legitimate Reviews “Brilliant!! But it can’t go on our best seller’s list because most of our readers are idiots” – Some shit newspaper “Bought for my idiot friend. Was a prick, still is but at least he knows it now!!” – An idiot “The perfect stupid gift for my boyfriend/husband/dad/brother!! They can be a right wanker!” – Wanker-loving idiot Get the book now, you muppet. Yann doesn’t care whether you buy it as a Secret Santa piss-take for colleagues, a really stupid gift for Christmas, a birthday present for people you don't like, for bloody Mother’s and Father’s day, or just because you like books taking the mick. Just buy the thing and start your journey towards being less of a prick. Still don’t know if ‘don’t be stupid, idiot’ is for you? If you enjoyed Mark Manson’s, ‘The subtle art of not giving a f*ck’, Laura Clery’s, ‘Idiots’, Thomas Erikson’s, ‘Surrounded by idiots’ or Karl Pilkington’s, ‘An idiot abroad’, you’ll love this! You’ll also feel right at home if you relate to the logic and pull no punches style of outspoken people like Ricky Gervais, Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan and James Haskell.
Publisher: Yann Somou
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 256
Book Description
Do you think the world is going to shit? And that manners are being thrown out the window? And that common sense and common courtesy are becoming uncommon? And that you are now dealing with idiots that bit too often? You are not alone. We are all collectively treating each other worse than ever before. We talk to each other like dickheads. We drive like wankers. We leave piss on the toilet seat. We shake hands as if they’ve turned into floppy fish. We treat money as the be-all and end-all. Yann thinks this is down to us slowly losing touch with our own humanity. In other words, we care more about ourselves than the person next to us. Sure, capitalism and technology are partly to blame. But at the end of the day, if we don’t start treating each other a little better, we’re all truly fucked. There’s no way in hell we’ll be able to work together long enough to resolve the catastrophic problems coming our way. To that end, ‘don’t be stupid, idiot’ is chock full of 120+ hilarious, sweary, sarcastic, hard-hitting rants about everyday things that everyday idiots do, with quasi-serious, tongue in cheek exercises to help idiots be less idiotic. Each rant also has a QR code or link to share with that idiot of a friend who needs to read it! Rants include: Queue cutting Cancel culture Buying rounds Splitting the bill Holding the door open Ignoring reserved seating Treating pets as humans Tailgating Reclining plane seats Taking the mick Conspiracy theorists & many more! No one is innocent of being an idiot, including you. It is impossible to read this book and not realise at least one or two ways in which you’ve started to not give a shit about your fellow human. Yann hopes that, instead of being a little bitch about it, you’ll use all the reality checks you’ll receive to become a better person who is more aware of how their actions affect others. Entertainment: Guaranteed Fucks Given: Zero Legitimate Reviews “Brilliant!! But it can’t go on our best seller’s list because most of our readers are idiots” – Some shit newspaper “Bought for my idiot friend. Was a prick, still is but at least he knows it now!!” – An idiot “The perfect stupid gift for my boyfriend/husband/dad/brother!! They can be a right wanker!” – Wanker-loving idiot Get the book now, you muppet. Yann doesn’t care whether you buy it as a Secret Santa piss-take for colleagues, a really stupid gift for Christmas, a birthday present for people you don't like, for bloody Mother’s and Father’s day, or just because you like books taking the mick. Just buy the thing and start your journey towards being less of a prick. Still don’t know if ‘don’t be stupid, idiot’ is for you? If you enjoyed Mark Manson’s, ‘The subtle art of not giving a f*ck’, Laura Clery’s, ‘Idiots’, Thomas Erikson’s, ‘Surrounded by idiots’ or Karl Pilkington’s, ‘An idiot abroad’, you’ll love this! You’ll also feel right at home if you relate to the logic and pull no punches style of outspoken people like Ricky Gervais, Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan and James Haskell.
Dear Demented Diary Volume I
Author: Catherine Elizabeth Clay
Publisher: Author House
ISBN: 141844474X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 487
Book Description
Dear Demented Diary Volume I LifeCycles is a coming of age story with a twist. Demented from an incurable braintumor I take you on my ride and try to make you realize that no matter whathand you are dealt with in life you still need to make each and every daycount. Serving as a guide, I walk you through the beauty of seeing a baby bornand the tragedy of losing my mother. Ihope to reveal to you many secrets of life as the layers of my psyche are tornapart and put back together again.
Publisher: Author House
ISBN: 141844474X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 487
Book Description
Dear Demented Diary Volume I LifeCycles is a coming of age story with a twist. Demented from an incurable braintumor I take you on my ride and try to make you realize that no matter whathand you are dealt with in life you still need to make each and every daycount. Serving as a guide, I walk you through the beauty of seeing a baby bornand the tragedy of losing my mother. Ihope to reveal to you many secrets of life as the layers of my psyche are tornapart and put back together again.
After Alyson
Author: David M. Sindall
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1780883897
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 297
Book Description
Mark Garvey likes women, wine and football. He is obsessed by the past but wants a better future. His relationship with Alyson, an Australian physiotherapist, has ended disastrously. In an attempt to forge a new start, he escapes Birmingham for a new job as Director of Social Services in Devon. He moves to Hope Cove, rents a holiday home and tries to start a new life. As a kid, he took holidays in the same part of Devon, so his reason for being there mirrors his desire to rediscover a sense of childhood optimism for the future. Yet leaving does not resolve his problems; it just creates new ones that get in the way of him moving forward. Mark Garvey has many problems, but the biggest problem he has is that he is Mark Garvey. He eventually stumbles into a relationship with the local doctor, Kalpna. Yet beneath the surface, the playground of his childhood optimism is littered with pitfalls and chaos – not that different to what he has left behind.
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1780883897
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 297
Book Description
Mark Garvey likes women, wine and football. He is obsessed by the past but wants a better future. His relationship with Alyson, an Australian physiotherapist, has ended disastrously. In an attempt to forge a new start, he escapes Birmingham for a new job as Director of Social Services in Devon. He moves to Hope Cove, rents a holiday home and tries to start a new life. As a kid, he took holidays in the same part of Devon, so his reason for being there mirrors his desire to rediscover a sense of childhood optimism for the future. Yet leaving does not resolve his problems; it just creates new ones that get in the way of him moving forward. Mark Garvey has many problems, but the biggest problem he has is that he is Mark Garvey. He eventually stumbles into a relationship with the local doctor, Kalpna. Yet beneath the surface, the playground of his childhood optimism is littered with pitfalls and chaos – not that different to what he has left behind.
Silence
Author: Josie Henley-Einion
Publisher: Legend Press
ISBN: 1907756124
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 453
Book Description
Silence () n. 1. complete absence of sound. 2. the fact or state of abstaining from speech. v. 1. make silent. 2. (silenced) fitted with a silencer.’ Jackie Harris, prison counsellor and ex-drag king, kills her lover's rapist in what she insists is self-defence. A literary novel with changing narrators, strong agendas and intertextual sequences, Silence is an examination of sexual violence and its repercussions. It questions the right of the media to scrutinise and pronounce judgement on a person’s life choices.
Publisher: Legend Press
ISBN: 1907756124
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 453
Book Description
Silence () n. 1. complete absence of sound. 2. the fact or state of abstaining from speech. v. 1. make silent. 2. (silenced) fitted with a silencer.’ Jackie Harris, prison counsellor and ex-drag king, kills her lover's rapist in what she insists is self-defence. A literary novel with changing narrators, strong agendas and intertextual sequences, Silence is an examination of sexual violence and its repercussions. It questions the right of the media to scrutinise and pronounce judgement on a person’s life choices.
Filthy English
Author: Peter Silverton
Publisher: Portobello Books
ISBN: 1846274524
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 229
Book Description
When the Sex Pistols swore live on tea-time telly in 1976, there was outrage across Britain. Headlines screamed. Christians marched. TVs were kicked in. Thirty years on, all those words are media-mainstream - bandied about with impunity on TV and in the papers. This is the story of our bad language and its three-decade journey from the fringes of decency to the working centre of a more linguistically liberal nation. Silverton takes a clear, comprehensive and witty look at swearing and the impact of its new acceptability on our language, our manners and our society. He considers how we have become more openly emotional, yet more wary about insulting others. And how it's seemingly become alright to say **** and **** but not ****** or ****. This is the story of that cultural revolution, written by one who was there at the start, proudly striking some of the first blows in the long struggle for the right to reclaim filthy English and use it.
Publisher: Portobello Books
ISBN: 1846274524
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 229
Book Description
When the Sex Pistols swore live on tea-time telly in 1976, there was outrage across Britain. Headlines screamed. Christians marched. TVs were kicked in. Thirty years on, all those words are media-mainstream - bandied about with impunity on TV and in the papers. This is the story of our bad language and its three-decade journey from the fringes of decency to the working centre of a more linguistically liberal nation. Silverton takes a clear, comprehensive and witty look at swearing and the impact of its new acceptability on our language, our manners and our society. He considers how we have become more openly emotional, yet more wary about insulting others. And how it's seemingly become alright to say **** and **** but not ****** or ****. This is the story of that cultural revolution, written by one who was there at the start, proudly striking some of the first blows in the long struggle for the right to reclaim filthy English and use it.
FATA! the Act of the Avengeance
Author: Nicholas Borelli
Publisher: Nicholas Borelli
ISBN: 1463654111
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 346
Book Description
The virtually continuous abuse of females in our society compels some to debate and impels others to act. Every father must protect his daughter-and all of our daughters need protection. Niccolò Cérvantés de'Conti began his career as a New York City Prosecutor and rose to become the United States Attorney in New York. He then entered private practice at a prominent, New York law firm, The Union and Metropolitan. Years before, Nick de'Conti's college-age daughter, Elspeth, was kidnapped, raped, tortured and murdered. The system he trusted failed him. He reverted to the base instincts of his youth in inner-city East Harlem and murdered his daughter's killers. As a result, de'Conti is recruited into FATA!, a secret society of wealthy, middle-age men (The Protectors) and admiring young women (The Communicators), that avenges the deaths of females lost to violence (The Lost Ones). FATA! stands for Fathers Against the Abuse. de'Conti becomes prominent in this cult of grieving fathers and the sisters of young women murdered by predatory men. de'Conti and his cult accomplish in the darkness of the night what law enforcement cannot achieve in the bright light of day.
Publisher: Nicholas Borelli
ISBN: 1463654111
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 346
Book Description
The virtually continuous abuse of females in our society compels some to debate and impels others to act. Every father must protect his daughter-and all of our daughters need protection. Niccolò Cérvantés de'Conti began his career as a New York City Prosecutor and rose to become the United States Attorney in New York. He then entered private practice at a prominent, New York law firm, The Union and Metropolitan. Years before, Nick de'Conti's college-age daughter, Elspeth, was kidnapped, raped, tortured and murdered. The system he trusted failed him. He reverted to the base instincts of his youth in inner-city East Harlem and murdered his daughter's killers. As a result, de'Conti is recruited into FATA!, a secret society of wealthy, middle-age men (The Protectors) and admiring young women (The Communicators), that avenges the deaths of females lost to violence (The Lost Ones). FATA! stands for Fathers Against the Abuse. de'Conti becomes prominent in this cult of grieving fathers and the sisters of young women murdered by predatory men. de'Conti and his cult accomplish in the darkness of the night what law enforcement cannot achieve in the bright light of day.