Author: Karl Newson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781788817851
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Bush Baby is in a fix. She didn't need a wee before she left home - now she needs one right away! Uh-oh! But what will she do if there's just nowhere to go? A pant-wettingly funny tale of determination and self-awareness.
I Need to Wee!
Author: Sue Hendra
Publisher: Aladdin
ISBN: 1481490397
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
From the authors of Cake and Norman the Slug comes another wacky, laugh-out-loud picture book about a very special dance we have all had to do at some point in our lives! Alan the Bear has a problem. A big one. He really, really needs to wee. But things keep on getting in his way. With the help of his friends and a special dance, will Alan make it to the toilet in time?
Publisher: Aladdin
ISBN: 1481490397
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
From the authors of Cake and Norman the Slug comes another wacky, laugh-out-loud picture book about a very special dance we have all had to do at some point in our lives! Alan the Bear has a problem. A big one. He really, really needs to wee. But things keep on getting in his way. With the help of his friends and a special dance, will Alan make it to the toilet in time?
Clayton Parker Really Really REALLY Has to Pee
Author: Cinco Paul
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1647004918
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
From the screenwriter behind family favorites like Despicable Me and Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax comes a hilarious, rhyming picture book romp about knowing when to GO Clayton Parker can’t wait for his field trip to the zoo. When his teacher encourages the class to go before they go . . . Clayton rushes onto the bus and doesn’t give it a second thought. Little does he know . . . Clayton Parker really really REALLY has to pee. He discovers this as soon as he gets to the zoo. And he panics! Clayton needs a bathroom, and he needs one now! The first one he finds is broken. The next one isn’t much of a bathroom at all. What will Clayton do? A cautionary tale for the procrastinator in us all, this hilarious picture book romp will have readers vowing alongside Clayton Parker: “Before I go out anywhere, I’ll always try to pee.”
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1647004918
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
From the screenwriter behind family favorites like Despicable Me and Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax comes a hilarious, rhyming picture book romp about knowing when to GO Clayton Parker can’t wait for his field trip to the zoo. When his teacher encourages the class to go before they go . . . Clayton rushes onto the bus and doesn’t give it a second thought. Little does he know . . . Clayton Parker really really REALLY has to pee. He discovers this as soon as he gets to the zoo. And he panics! Clayton needs a bathroom, and he needs one now! The first one he finds is broken. The next one isn’t much of a bathroom at all. What will Clayton do? A cautionary tale for the procrastinator in us all, this hilarious picture book romp will have readers vowing alongside Clayton Parker: “Before I go out anywhere, I’ll always try to pee.”
Father Christmas Needs a Wee!
Author: Nicholas Allan
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0857540041
Category : Christmas stories
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
Father Christmas is busy eating and drinking all the treats that have been left for him. But at number ten he realizes he has forgotten to do a very important job ! And he really, really, really needs a wee !
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0857540041
Category : Christmas stories
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
Father Christmas is busy eating and drinking all the treats that have been left for him. But at number ten he realizes he has forgotten to do a very important job ! And he really, really, really needs a wee !
I Need to Pee
Author: Neha Singh
Publisher: Puffin
ISBN: 9780143442936
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Where do you go when you just have to go? Rahi simply loves slurping refreshing drinks, and so she always needs to pee. But boy, does she hate public loos! On her way to her aunt's in Meghalaya, she has to pee on a train as well as stop at a hotel and even the really scary public toilet at the bus depot! And when those around her refuse to help her with her troubles, her only saviour is her Book of Important Quotes. Travel with the cheeky Rahi and read all about her yucky, icky, sticky adventures in this quirky and vibrant book about the ever-relevant worry of having a safe and clean toilet experience.
Publisher: Puffin
ISBN: 9780143442936
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Where do you go when you just have to go? Rahi simply loves slurping refreshing drinks, and so she always needs to pee. But boy, does she hate public loos! On her way to her aunt's in Meghalaya, she has to pee on a train as well as stop at a hotel and even the really scary public toilet at the bus depot! And when those around her refuse to help her with her troubles, her only saviour is her Book of Important Quotes. Travel with the cheeky Rahi and read all about her yucky, icky, sticky adventures in this quirky and vibrant book about the ever-relevant worry of having a safe and clean toilet experience.
Wee? It Wasn't Me!
Author: Clare Helen Welsh
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 1035027585
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Funny and delightful story about Lenny the lemur discovering interesting facts about wee!
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 1035027585
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Funny and delightful story about Lenny the lemur discovering interesting facts about wee!
A Practical Arrangement
Author: Verity Trevethan
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1803134119
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 221
Book Description
A Practical Arrangement is a life-affirming, bitter-sweet tale of an ordinary family life uncontrollably descending into despair, crime and impossible choices. A sobering narrative for our times of unrealistic and unattainable life expectations. He is approaching forty but sometimes Andy feels closer to fifty. His career, home and family life are rapidly going downhill, and he is approaching a self-induced crisis. A dramatic tipping point in his life. When a nurturing and championing boss leaves the biotech company Andy works for, he is left struggling with his jealous peers and the fear of onrushing redundancy. With finances stretched and a growing family to support, Andy is pushed to breaking point. Sneaking some samples of an untested depression medication into his bag one evening after work, Andy hopes the drug will help him to turn his life around. It does but not in the way he expected. Instead, the drug and his deception, throws Andy into an abusive and life-changing affair with the headstrong paradox that is Janey Robins who trades her body for Andy’s intoxicating drug. A practical arrangement riven with self-interest and mutual deceit. But it is not only Janey who is interested in the drug as the police close in on the source of a life-threatening, and frightening new drug which has suddenly appeared on the streets. Will Andy be able to turn things around, or has the drug and the choices he has made ruin his family life and career beyond redemption?
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1803134119
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 221
Book Description
A Practical Arrangement is a life-affirming, bitter-sweet tale of an ordinary family life uncontrollably descending into despair, crime and impossible choices. A sobering narrative for our times of unrealistic and unattainable life expectations. He is approaching forty but sometimes Andy feels closer to fifty. His career, home and family life are rapidly going downhill, and he is approaching a self-induced crisis. A dramatic tipping point in his life. When a nurturing and championing boss leaves the biotech company Andy works for, he is left struggling with his jealous peers and the fear of onrushing redundancy. With finances stretched and a growing family to support, Andy is pushed to breaking point. Sneaking some samples of an untested depression medication into his bag one evening after work, Andy hopes the drug will help him to turn his life around. It does but not in the way he expected. Instead, the drug and his deception, throws Andy into an abusive and life-changing affair with the headstrong paradox that is Janey Robins who trades her body for Andy’s intoxicating drug. A practical arrangement riven with self-interest and mutual deceit. But it is not only Janey who is interested in the drug as the police close in on the source of a life-threatening, and frightening new drug which has suddenly appeared on the streets. Will Andy be able to turn things around, or has the drug and the choices he has made ruin his family life and career beyond redemption?
Girls Can't Make Gun Noises
Author: Paul Surridge
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 095731230X
Category : Wales, South
Languages : en
Pages : 297
Book Description
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 095731230X
Category : Wales, South
Languages : en
Pages : 297
Book Description
Beyond Uncommon Boundaries
Author: Sherry Marie Gallagher
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1387346849
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 162
Book Description
'Beyond Uncommon Boundaries' is the second volume of richly collected imagery that invites readers into the poet, storyteller and songwriter's life's journey - her evocative thoughts and imagination leads you through different landscapes and boundaries.
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1387346849
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 162
Book Description
'Beyond Uncommon Boundaries' is the second volume of richly collected imagery that invites readers into the poet, storyteller and songwriter's life's journey - her evocative thoughts and imagination leads you through different landscapes and boundaries.
The Word for Woman Is Wilderness
Author: Abi Andrews
Publisher: Two Dollar Radio
ISBN: 1937512800
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 250
Book Description
THE OFFICIAL NORTH AMERICAN EDITION "Beguiling, audacious... rises to its own challenges in engaging intellectually as well as wholeheartedly with its questions about gender, genre and the concept of wilderness. The novel displays wide reading, clever writing and amusing dialogue." —The Guardian This is a new kind of nature writing — one that crosses fiction with science writing and puts gender politics at the center of the landscape. Erin, a 19-year-old girl from middle England, is travelling to Alaska on a journey that takes her through Iceland, Greenland, and across Canada. She is making a documentary about how men are allowed to express this kind of individualism and personal freedom more than women are, based on masculinist ideas of survivalism and the shunning of society: the “Mountain Man.” She plans to culminate her journey with an experiment: living in a cabin in the Alaskan wilderness, a la Thoreau, to explore it from a feminist perspective. The book is a fictional time capsule curated by Erin, comprising of personal narrative, fact, anecdote, images and maps, on subjects as diverse as The Golden Records, Voyager 1, the moon landings, the appropriation of Native land and culture, Rachel Carson, The Order of The Dolphin, The Doomsday Clock, Ted Kaczynski, Valentina Tereshkova, Jack London, Thoreau, Darwin, Nuclear war, The Letters of Last Resort and the pill, amongst many other topics. "Refreshingly outward-looking in a literary culture that turns ever inward to the self, although it still has profound moments of introspection. Uplifting, with a thirsty curiosity, the writing is playful and exuberant. Riffing on feminist ideas but unlimited in scope, Andrews focuses our attention on our beautiful, doomed planet, and the astonishing things we have yet to discover." —Ruth McKee, The Irish Times
Publisher: Two Dollar Radio
ISBN: 1937512800
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 250
Book Description
THE OFFICIAL NORTH AMERICAN EDITION "Beguiling, audacious... rises to its own challenges in engaging intellectually as well as wholeheartedly with its questions about gender, genre and the concept of wilderness. The novel displays wide reading, clever writing and amusing dialogue." —The Guardian This is a new kind of nature writing — one that crosses fiction with science writing and puts gender politics at the center of the landscape. Erin, a 19-year-old girl from middle England, is travelling to Alaska on a journey that takes her through Iceland, Greenland, and across Canada. She is making a documentary about how men are allowed to express this kind of individualism and personal freedom more than women are, based on masculinist ideas of survivalism and the shunning of society: the “Mountain Man.” She plans to culminate her journey with an experiment: living in a cabin in the Alaskan wilderness, a la Thoreau, to explore it from a feminist perspective. The book is a fictional time capsule curated by Erin, comprising of personal narrative, fact, anecdote, images and maps, on subjects as diverse as The Golden Records, Voyager 1, the moon landings, the appropriation of Native land and culture, Rachel Carson, The Order of The Dolphin, The Doomsday Clock, Ted Kaczynski, Valentina Tereshkova, Jack London, Thoreau, Darwin, Nuclear war, The Letters of Last Resort and the pill, amongst many other topics. "Refreshingly outward-looking in a literary culture that turns ever inward to the self, although it still has profound moments of introspection. Uplifting, with a thirsty curiosity, the writing is playful and exuberant. Riffing on feminist ideas but unlimited in scope, Andrews focuses our attention on our beautiful, doomed planet, and the astonishing things we have yet to discover." —Ruth McKee, The Irish Times
Wee Jimmy
Author: James F. Park
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0244426899
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 95
Book Description
'Morris, ' asked Wee Jimmy, 'do you remember when we a lot younger and used to play for Charlie Meechan's football team Neilston St. Thomas's and we won the forth division title of the Paisley and District League at the first attempt by beating Reid Gear Spurs on the final day of the season at home when Dougie Rennie crossed for big Tam Lannon to head the winning goal?' 'How could I forget that day Wee Jimmy because I had a stormer of a game and if it wasn't for me making at least four world class saves in that game then we wouldn't have been champions because in case you've forgotten we'd been neck and neck with Reid Gear Spurs the whole season and whoever won that game won the league.' 'I don't remember you making any world class saves at any time never mind on that day, ' joked Wee Jimmy, 'but I'll admit that you did have more great games than bad ones so maybe you did contribute a wee bit to our success that year so remind me again what we're looking for up here in this dusty loft
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0244426899
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 95
Book Description
'Morris, ' asked Wee Jimmy, 'do you remember when we a lot younger and used to play for Charlie Meechan's football team Neilston St. Thomas's and we won the forth division title of the Paisley and District League at the first attempt by beating Reid Gear Spurs on the final day of the season at home when Dougie Rennie crossed for big Tam Lannon to head the winning goal?' 'How could I forget that day Wee Jimmy because I had a stormer of a game and if it wasn't for me making at least four world class saves in that game then we wouldn't have been champions because in case you've forgotten we'd been neck and neck with Reid Gear Spurs the whole season and whoever won that game won the league.' 'I don't remember you making any world class saves at any time never mind on that day, ' joked Wee Jimmy, 'but I'll admit that you did have more great games than bad ones so maybe you did contribute a wee bit to our success that year so remind me again what we're looking for up here in this dusty loft