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Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew m Molloy
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Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 62
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I Nearly Shit Myself 4: Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends. Like the unassuming tapeworm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well! When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! I Nearly Shit Myself, are a series of books that are written for the sole purpose of humour, but not just any old humour. This series of books are aimed at readers with a warped and twisted sense of humour/humor. You have been warned. PG 18.
Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew m Molloy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 62
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I Nearly Shit Myself 4: Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends. Like the unassuming tapeworm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well! When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! I Nearly Shit Myself, are a series of books that are written for the sole purpose of humour, but not just any old humour. This series of books are aimed at readers with a warped and twisted sense of humour/humor. You have been warned. PG 18.
Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 188
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I Nearly Shit Myself #1. Do you believe in ghosts? Bill End doesn't, but as his first night back as a Security Guard, he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible! I Nearly Shit Myself #2. A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan! I Nearly Shit Myself #3. When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As his drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself #4. When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! The, I Nearly Shit Myself, series are now being published under new titles with alternative endings.
Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
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Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 73
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FLATLAND: The Four Eighteens, is a YA science fiction thriller with a possible future world of cyber technology at its core. Enter the Flatland at your peril. When four students on their eighteenth birthdays suddenly find themselves transported to a strange new world, they have no idea how to escape from, or how they got there. They soon realise that the world they once knew is now a thing of the past. As they put the links together why they have been chosen, they must now figure a way out of this world so fanatically unreal before this game of life and death is unplugged. AI, is out there, and closer than you might think, but when Tony, Jess, Lance, and Chris realises the truth, nothing is ever going to be the same. Will they survive? Or will they now be a part of the next generation of things to come. With the next recruit's already underway, The Four Nineteens will soon be joining them on a quest so out of this world, nothing could prepare them for the battle they must all face!
Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
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DRIVE: Tales from the Funny(dark)side. When Josh and his best mate Matt begin their journey home after the fun themed cowboy weekend, a more sinister plan begins to unravel and Josh finds himself in the middle of something so huge, he has no idea what is coming. With a car chase, and his medication fuelling this crazy idea Josh is after a maniac who is out to hurt people. He must now decide if the medication he is taking is causing him to think this is all in his imagination, or is this really happening, or maybe something else is happening he is yet to discover. Expect the usual Joe KING twist that you might struggle to see coming, in this psychological tale of murder and deception!
Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 378
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In part 1 of, BX-13: The Blood Game. When unsuspecting student Dylan goes on a study course to Russia, little did he realise that he would become part of an experiment so powerful, it would change him into a superhuman. After Dylan manages to escape from the secure testing facility, he suddenly wakes up with no memories of his past, then soon realises that something is wrong, very wrong. It doesn’t take long before he realises he is being hunted. For now, he has no idea why, and must rely on his wits to keep himself safe, because whatever these people are after, he knows his life is at stake. With the help of a surprising new friend, his only hope is that he can hold on long enough to remember what has been done to him, and figure a way out of this nightmare he has woken up in! Behind the scenes, an experiment has been playing out and unknowing to Dylan, he is the star pupil. Will he survive long enough to figure out what has been done to him, or will his life ebb away as quickly as he was given his superhuman powers? In part 2 of, BX-13: The Blood Game. Just when Frank and Sharon think their lives are now complete with the arrival of their new-born child, Shannon. All hell breaks loose when Shannon is taken. They are now left with trying to find who, and why, their baby has been kidnapped. As they investigate further into their daughter’s disappearance, they soon realise that those responsible will stop at nothing to keep what Shannon has locked inside her blood. With the help of Billy, a computer whiz kid, and Liev Malik once again finding himself caught up in something big, time is running out to find Shannon before she lets loose into a world full of people she will not stop killing. Not until all those responsible for taking something so precious from her are dead! With her abilities growing, the surprises keep coming, but no one had envisaged there could be more than just Shannon to wreak chaos on anyone foolish enough to get too close! Will she finally be free, or will she realise that her life was never going to be her own once her true potential is realised? In part 3 of, BX-13: The Blood Game. Liev discovers he is being watched once more, and when Frank and Sharon get back in touch, they set out on a journey that will change everything they have come to believe. Liev has a little help on the way from a usual source, because his memories are vital to his survival, and with enemies all around them, and no one they can trust but each other. Their time is running out to save the people they think need their help, but all the time they are being dragged into a game they have no idea they are playing! With time against everyone involved in the BX-13 project, the outcome was always going to not be the one you expected! In part 4 of, BX-13: The Blood Game. In the final part of, BX-13: The Blood Game, a deadly virus outbreak becomes more than just a flu epidemic reminiscent of an engineered virus, as it is targeting the elderly. Beverly Knight, a prominent Doctor in the field of tropical disease, soon discovers that this is way more than just a few people dying. As she starts to uncover the truth, a whole web of deceit has been blanketing the entire world from the truth. A secret sect, The Guardianship, has been trying to cull the world’s population and bring in a new era of super-humans. Can she stop the virus before it spreads, or will Liev Malik be left once more to save not just Shannon's life, but everyone else's on the planet? With BX-13 being at the heart of so many projects planned by The Guardianship, it is never more vital; it is destroyed by the only man capable, Liev Malik.
Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
ISBN:
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 134
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Magnetifico: Tales for the Funny(dark)side. When brothers Tommy and Mick Stone go on a reconciliation weekend to the Welsh valleys, little did they realise that they were going to get caught in the middle of something so out of this World, it is going to change their lives forever. Since childhood, both had gone their separate ways in life. Mike, an academic with a family, children, and a bright future. Tommy, living life on the edge. Going from scam to scam to make ends meet without a care in the world. Neither of them would believe what they would find on that weekend of bonding, and neither would forget the tragic set of circumstances they have now found themselves in the middle of. But what they do not realise is that this mysterious event they have now witnessed, has drawn them into a deadly game of life and death. With changes happening to them, and events happening in the background they have no concept of, they return to their lives thinking they are the only ones who know the truth. How wrong could they have been as this alien contact story leads the brothers on an adventure they will never forget!
Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 107
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THE CHILD KILLER, is a horror that shows you what can happen if you mess with the dark side, as school teacher Lenny Thompson finds out as he stumbles on an old cursed relic, he unwittingly brings it back to life. This classic horror story also has Joe King's usual twisted sense of humour/humor. The Child Killer is set in the mid-eighties, when up and coming Police officer George Billings gets his first promotion, and a murderous crime spree that will leave him with nightmares for the rest of his life. It is his first case, and now the pressure is on to find a killer before he strikes again. With each night that passes, a new murder so gruesome is being committed, and with no clues to lead him to the killer. His instincts, and a lucky hunch, is all he has got to find whoever is butchering the innocent and unfortunate ones in this maniac’s way! There is only one thing he can be sure of. Bad things do happen to good people.
Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 61
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When Gavin Granger relocates to Tameworth to sell his brand of sausage, little did he realise that things were going to take a turn for the worse, and the better, in this short tale of humour and a mild dose of horror. For years, Gavin had been selling his exotic sausage from his pitch up North, but as things got a little hairy and trade took a tumble, Tameworth was his choice of relocation. With a newfound zeal to sell his special brand of sausage from his van and his new pitch, things were going well until the locals began to suspect there was more to his sausage than just the porky variety. As things escalate out of his control, and the police sniff round his sausage, Gavin must come up with a plan to get out of this mess that is mounting up and fast. With his livelihood in jeopardy once more, rumours soon begin to take on a life of their own as two local business he has had dealings with mysteriously disappear, causing Gavin to rethink his exotic brand of sausage with his secret ingredient in and come up with a plan that keeps his dream of selling his sausage alive! With local pets going missing, fingers soon point to one man and his sausage. Will Gavin find a way out of this mess or will his small sausage business get shafted? Determined to survive, there was only one way forward for Gavin the sausage man. More.
Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 59
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INFECTED: Tales from the Funny(dark)side. Infected, is a fun tale from Joe KING, with horror, humour/humor, and a very strange story of why rules are sometimes not meant to be broken. This story will make you think twice before going off for a secluded skinny dip! Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends. Like the unassuming tapeworm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well! When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins!
Author: Joe KING
Publisher: Andrew M Molloy
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 62
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The Magic Mushroom: Tales from the Funny(dark)side. Down in the deepest, darkest, parts of the Borneo jungle, Joanne and Willy Foreskin were looking for the next big discovery in the botanical world. They had recently graduated from university and as a combined honeymoon, come holiday, this was their perfect getaway. For the last five years they had been studying hard and were now excited to finally be in a place to discover something so amazing, it would make them superstars in the botanical world overnight, but after the first night, they soon realised that things were not going to plan. When things get out of control a special fungus is let loose into the modern world, with explosive consequences! Mark Malkin, and his OCD take a funny turn when he accidently gets given a mushroom so unique, it can bring on the worst side effect known to man. A fart so fowl, it literally can cause instant panic, but as Mark finds out, the worst is yet to come, from the magic mushroom!
