Author: United States. Federal Trade Commission
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Category : Competition, Unfair
Languages : en
Pages : 1284

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Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1629142956
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 116

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Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”

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Languages : en
Pages : 132

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Popular Science gives our readers the information and tools to improve their technology and their world. The core belief that Popular Science and our readers share: The future is going to be better, and science and technology are the driving forces that will help make it better.

Author: The Laugh Factory
Publisher: Applesauce Press
ISBN: 9781604332735
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Good humor goes straight to the gut with more than 500 jokes for any situation! Clean and clever, this assortment of more than 500 jokes will have kids’ minds in twists and their stomachs in stitches. Lighthearted and full of good humor, the contents of this laugh-inducing book address a variety of topics and include one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and conversational satire. This guffaw-worthy reading is a go-to resource for comedians in the making!

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Languages : en
Pages : 212

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Popular Mechanics inspires, instructs and influences readers to help them master the modern world. Whether it’s practical DIY home-improvement tips, gadgets and digital technology, information on the newest cars or the latest breakthroughs in science -- PM is the ultimate guide to our high-tech lifestyle.

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Languages : en
Pages : 192

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Popular Mechanics inspires, instructs and influences readers to help them master the modern world. Whether it’s practical DIY home-improvement tips, gadgets and digital technology, information on the newest cars or the latest breakthroughs in science -- PM is the ultimate guide to our high-tech lifestyle.

Author: Mike Lupica
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101997834
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 290

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From the #1 bestselling author of Heat, Travel Team and Million-Dollar Throw comes a feel-good basketball tale reminiscent of The Blind Side. Forced to live on his own after his mom dies and her boyfriend abandons him, 12-year-old Jayson does whatever it takes to get by. He will do anything to avoid the foster care system. He manages to get away with his deception until the day he gets caught stealing a new pair of basketball sneakers. Game over. Within a day a social worker places him with a family from the other side of town, the Lawtons. New home, new school, new teammates. Jayson, at first, is combatative, testing the Lawtons' patience at every turn. He wants out, yet the Lawtons refuse to take the bait. But not everyone in Jayson's new life is so ready to trust him. It's on Jayson to believe that he deserves a better life than the one he once had. The ultimate prize if he can? A trip to play in the state finals at Cameron Indoor Stadium–home to the Duke Blue Devils and launching pad to his dream of playing bigtime college ball. Getting there will be a journey that reaches far beyond the basketball court. "Eager fans will find this a slam-dunk. A must-purchase."–Booklist "Lupica's announcer-like delivery will have you breathless, on the edge of your seat, cheering."--Florida Times-Union

Author: Liz Vaccariello
Publisher: Rodale Books
ISBN: 1605292222
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 304

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Eat your way to six-pack abs! Flat bellies aren't just for wives and girlfriends! Now the New York Times bestseller The Flat Belly Diet!, the only diet that specifically targets belly fat, has been revamped just for men. With mouthwatering meals that fill you up and boost your energy, losing weight will never be the same. You've noticed that your belly just hasn't stopped growing since you hit the big 4-0. You're not alone-once you hit middle age, that extra beer with the guys or last night's bucket of fried chicken starts to show itself-in the form of your belly, spilling out over your pants, putting your buttonholes to the test, and distancing you evermore from your toes. If no amount of sit ups, boxing workouts or early morning runs has deflated your flab the way it did when you were 20 years old, it's time to up your game. Turn to The Flat Belly Diet! for Men to: - Lose up to 11 pounds during the Four-Day Flat Abs Kickstart and up to 27.2 pounds during the Four-Week MUFA Meal Plan - Eat five hearty, MUFA-packed meals a day - Try the no-crunch exercise routines designed to burn fat and chisel your abs faster - Make your own menu with over 140 easy and flexible recipes and quick-fix meals like Pizza for Breakfast and Grilled Flank Steak with Olive Oil Mojo Sauce. - Learn how to make better food and fitness decisions wherever you go-at work, on the road, or in a bar downing beer with your pals. Enjoy satisfying and healthful foods while losing the weight you want. By using The Flat Belly Diet! for Men, you'll not only feel fit and cut, but you'll have better health, more energy and (of course) those six-pack abs!

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Languages : en
Pages : 174

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Popular Mechanics inspires, instructs and influences readers to help them master the modern world. Whether it’s practical DIY home-improvement tips, gadgets and digital technology, information on the newest cars or the latest breakthroughs in science -- PM is the ultimate guide to our high-tech lifestyle.

Author: Deidre Johnson-Cane
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780028644332
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 286

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This text aims to be useful to those looking for an approachable, beginner's guide to lifting weights. The book is issued in the illustrated format, where photographs and line illustrations are given as much attention as the easy-to-read text. The guide includes multiple exercises for all the major muscle groups, photographs depicting the beginning, midpoint and ending positions for each exercise and photographs depicting the most common mistakes in executing various exercises, allowing readers to learn from others' mistakes.