Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine PDF Author: Amy Jenkins
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444762508
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 321

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Book Description
Stevie was a young woman who took life very seriously indeed: wouldn't drink coffee if it came from a chain, would never buy a card on Valentine's day. Why would she, of all people, be sent to spend a week with a film star? Why would she, of all people, fall in love with him? Why would she, of all people, get involved in the fame game? Why would she, of all people, send him a Valentine? A Valentine that blows it all apart. Funny Valentine.

Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine PDF Author: Amy Jenkins
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444762508
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 321

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Book Description
Stevie was a young woman who took life very seriously indeed: wouldn't drink coffee if it came from a chain, would never buy a card on Valentine's day. Why would she, of all people, be sent to spend a week with a film star? Why would she, of all people, fall in love with him? Why would she, of all people, get involved in the fame game? Why would she, of all people, send him a Valentine? A Valentine that blows it all apart. Funny Valentine.

The Berenstain Bears' Funny Valentine

The Berenstain Bears' Funny Valentine PDF Author: Stan Berenstain
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 038537030X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32

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Come for a visit in Bear Country with this classic First Time Book® from Stan and Jan Berenstain. It’s Valentine’s Day and Sister has a special card for a cub named Billy. But when Billy ends up having a special card for Sister, the tables are turned. This beloved story is a perfect way to Celebrate Valentines Day.

Here Comes Valentine Cat

Here Comes Valentine Cat PDF Author: Deborah Underwood
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0399186123
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 92

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The New York Times bestselling Cat is back just in time for Valentine’s Day! Full of humor and heart, this picture book is perfect for fans of Bad Kitty, Mo Willems’s Elephant and Piggie books, and of course, Cat’s other capers, including Here Comes the Easter Cat, Here Comes Santa Cat, and Here Comes the Tooth Fairy Cat. Cat does NOT like Valentine's Day. It's much too mushy, and no way is he making anyone a valentine—especially not his new neighbor, Dog. Dog refuses to respect the fence: He keeps tossing over old bones and hitting Cat in the head! But just as Cat’s about to send Dog an angry "valentine" telling him exactly what he can do with his bones, Dog throws a ball over the fence. What is Dog playing at? Cat is in for a hilarious—and heartwarming—surprise in this story about being perhaps too quick to judge. A great Valentine's Day gift for any age—read it on Valentine's Day and year-round! "A charmer." —The Washington Post ★ “Wickedly fun.” —Publishers Weekly, starred review “Endearing . . . beautifully pitched comic timing.” —Kirkus “Fresh and satisfying . . . Empowers kids.” —BCCB “Simple but expressive . . . A favorite.” —SLJ

Funny Valentine's Day Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Funny Valentine's Day Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone PDF Author: Linda Bozzo
Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
ISBN: 0766041190
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50

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Book Description
"Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about Valentine's Day. Also find out fun facts about the holiday"--Provided by publisher.

The Night Before Valentine's Day

The Night Before Valentine's Day PDF Author: Natasha Wing
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101636688
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32

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Book Description
It's the sweetest holiday of the year! Celebrate love and Valentine's Day with card-making, tasty treats, and more in this installment of Natasha Wing's best-selling series. Join in on all of the colorful fun, and then come along to school the next morning for a day of parties and games!

My Funny Demon Valentine

My Funny Demon Valentine PDF Author: Aurora Ascher
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp
ISBN: 1496755855
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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The sizzling chemistry of Brynne Weaver and laugh-out-loud humor of Kimberly Lemming meet Jenna Levine and Jeneane O’Riley’s fresh spin on paranormal tropes in this wickedly funny, warm-hearted demon romance with just the right amount of spice from the bestselling author of SANCTUARY OF THE SHADOW. Asmodeus, Prince of Hell, just wants to make music. Jazz, specifically. Unfortunately, he’s a demon. And he’s supposed to be evil. Clearly, for Ash, a career as a musician isn’t exactly an option. Plus, he’s cursed.Sick of playing by the rules, Ash and his three brothers escape Hell in search of freedom on Earth. But it’s harder than they thought to keep their enemies off their tail . . . The four rogues quickly become the Underworld’s Most Wanted, and if they’re caught, the consequences will be dire. Yet everything changes for Ash when he meets a beautiful violinist who can see through his curse. It must be too good to be true, but, no matter the risk, he has to have her. Evangeline Gregory is just your average human. She works at a jazz bar, plays gigs on weekends . . . and, apparently, hallucinates demons. At least that’s what Eva tells herself when, moments after she meets the man of her dreams, she sees him shift into a 7-foot-tall monster. Not believing her own eyes, Eva decides to investigate and soon finds herself caught in the middle of a supernatural clusterf**k of epic proportions. But Ash isn’t the only one keeping secrets, and the search for answers reveals a shocking truth that will change the course of her life forever. Or maybe just doom it. Eva and Ash will learn the path to love can be complete Hell.

Hugless Douglas

Hugless Douglas PDF Author: David Melling
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444914766
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 35

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A new edition of this bestselling story with a striking new cover. Hugless Douglas is a huggable, lovable young brown bear who wakes up one morning in need of a hug. He goes to try and find one but none of them seem quite right. Join Douglas on his search for the perfect bear hug! This is the first adventure in the hugely popular series, which has sold over 1.4 million copies in 26 languages to date. David Melling is one of the UK's best-loved author-illustrators and his stories combine brilliantly imaginative illustrations with an endearing sense of what it is like to be a small child learning about the world. Hello, Hugless Douglas! was a World Book Day picture book in 2014 and a number one bestseller, selling over 450,000 copies. 'A new Hugless Douglas book is always a cause for celebration.' Daily Mail

My Funny Valentine

My Funny Valentine PDF Author: Caroline Fardig
Publisher: Caroline Fardig
ISBN: 1310328250
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 153

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All Lizzie wants for Valentine's Day is for her fiancé NOT to be the prime suspect in a murder investigation. Is that too much to ask? Lizzie Hart is finally living the dream. She's engaged to the love of her life, Blake Morgan, and more importantly, she hasn't even given a thought to dead bodies or murder investigations for an entire year. The only hurdle in Lizzie and Blake's way to wedded bliss is introducing their polar opposite families to each other at their engagement party. Blake's parents have thrown a lavish shindig, but the fun is quickly over when Blake's brother arrives with an unexpected guest, the woman who left Blake at the altar years ago. If that weren't enough drama for one evening, Lizzie and Blake find the town mayor dead and the detectives on the case put Blake at the top of their suspect list. It's a race against the clock for Lizzie and Blake to find the real killer before the police decide to lock Blake up and throw away the key.

My Funny Valentine

My Funny Valentine PDF Author: Nigel Bird
Publisher: Down & Out Books
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 236

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Double Dutch loves playing Cupid and for one lucky lady his arrow will be painfully sharp. Only the police can prevent him from hitting his target before Valentine’s Day comes to a close. It’s almost twenty years since the last Double Dutch killing and he’s back with a vengeance. The discovery of his latest victim resurrects ghosts the police hoped they’d laid to rest forever. With Valentine’s Day almost upon them, detectives know they have limited time to avoid another slaying. Follow DI Wilson and his team as they try to locate the killer before he strikes again. My Funny Valentine is the second novel in the highly-praised Rat Pack series.

Black Magic

Black Magic PDF Author: Krin Gabbard
Publisher: Rutgers University Press
ISBN: 9780813533841
Category : Music
Languages : en
Pages : 348

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Book Description
Krin Gabbard explores the often hidden & unacknowledged contribution of African American culture to Hollywood movies. Although relying heavily on African American music, language & street culture, the old racial hierarchies often seem preserved.