Author: Michael Rex
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0399545611
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
George is an ape—not a monkey—and he is perfectly happy living his simple life in the jungle, until one day the man in the funny hat kidnaps him and brings him to the big city. Poor George! Forced to live in a cage at the zoo, then work hard manual labor and be mocked on stage—George has every reason to be upset. In fact, after all the maltreatment, he’s downright furious! So it’s a good thing George is one clever ape. Perhaps getting mad is not the only answer. Readers will laugh out loud when George comes up with a way to outsmart the man in the funny hat.
You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time
Author: Patricia Marx
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
ISBN: 1250225124
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 94
Book Description
The perfect Valentine’s Day or anniversary gift: An illustrated collection of love and relationship advice from New Yorker writer Patricia Marx, with illustrations from New Yorker cartoonist Roz Chast. Everyone’s heard the old advice for a healthy relationship: Never go to bed angry. Play hard to get. Sexual favors in exchange for cleaning up the cat vomit is a good and fair trade. Okay, not that last one. It’s one of the tips in You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time: Rules for Couples by the authors of Why Don’t You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It: A Mother’s Suggestions. This guide will make you laugh, remind you why your relationship is better than everyone else’s, and solve all your problems. Nuggets of advice include: If you must breathe, don’t breathe so loudly. It is easier to stay inside and wait for the snow to melt than to fight about who should shovel. Queen-sized beds, king-sized blankets. Why not give this book to your significant or insignificant other, your anti-Valentine’s Day crusader pal, or anyone who can’t live with or without love?
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
ISBN: 1250225124
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 94
Book Description
The perfect Valentine’s Day or anniversary gift: An illustrated collection of love and relationship advice from New Yorker writer Patricia Marx, with illustrations from New Yorker cartoonist Roz Chast. Everyone’s heard the old advice for a healthy relationship: Never go to bed angry. Play hard to get. Sexual favors in exchange for cleaning up the cat vomit is a good and fair trade. Okay, not that last one. It’s one of the tips in You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time: Rules for Couples by the authors of Why Don’t You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It: A Mother’s Suggestions. This guide will make you laugh, remind you why your relationship is better than everyone else’s, and solve all your problems. Nuggets of advice include: If you must breathe, don’t breathe so loudly. It is easier to stay inside and wait for the snow to melt than to fight about who should shovel. Queen-sized beds, king-sized blankets. Why not give this book to your significant or insignificant other, your anti-Valentine’s Day crusader pal, or anyone who can’t live with or without love?
Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas
Author: Aaron Blabey
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 133849712X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Find out what piranhas eat -- and don't eat! -- in this new, irresistibly funny picture book from Aaron Blabey, the bestselling creator of Pig the Pug! Everyone knows that piranhas don't eat bananas -- except for Brian. This little fish loves to munch not only on bananas, but on fruit of all kinds! Brian's piranha friends think he's crazy. Piranhas don't eat bananas -- their sharp teeth are for eating meat! And there's a scrumptious pair of feet dangling in the water nearby...Rich with author-illustrator Aaron Blabey's hysterical text and unforgettably wacky illustrations, Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas is a hilarious story about trying new things -- no matter how strange they seem!
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 133849712X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Find out what piranhas eat -- and don't eat! -- in this new, irresistibly funny picture book from Aaron Blabey, the bestselling creator of Pig the Pug! Everyone knows that piranhas don't eat bananas -- except for Brian. This little fish loves to munch not only on bananas, but on fruit of all kinds! Brian's piranha friends think he's crazy. Piranhas don't eat bananas -- their sharp teeth are for eating meat! And there's a scrumptious pair of feet dangling in the water nearby...Rich with author-illustrator Aaron Blabey's hysterical text and unforgettably wacky illustrations, Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas is a hilarious story about trying new things -- no matter how strange they seem!
Furious George Goes Bananas
Author: Michael Rex
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0399545611
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
George is an ape—not a monkey—and he is perfectly happy living his simple life in the jungle, until one day the man in the funny hat kidnaps him and brings him to the big city. Poor George! Forced to live in a cage at the zoo, then work hard manual labor and be mocked on stage—George has every reason to be upset. In fact, after all the maltreatment, he’s downright furious! So it’s a good thing George is one clever ape. Perhaps getting mad is not the only answer. Readers will laugh out loud when George comes up with a way to outsmart the man in the funny hat.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0399545611
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
George is an ape—not a monkey—and he is perfectly happy living his simple life in the jungle, until one day the man in the funny hat kidnaps him and brings him to the big city. Poor George! Forced to live in a cage at the zoo, then work hard manual labor and be mocked on stage—George has every reason to be upset. In fact, after all the maltreatment, he’s downright furious! So it’s a good thing George is one clever ape. Perhaps getting mad is not the only answer. Readers will laugh out loud when George comes up with a way to outsmart the man in the funny hat.
Bad Bananas
Author: Karl Beckstrand
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781479272143
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
A wisecracking activity book about the short (shelf) life of a bunch of bruisers--with 7 yummy recipes to save families from "I'm bored" disease. While banana characters try crazy stunts and start turf wars, this cautionary cookbook provides easy, low-sugar recipes (including banana muffins, smoothies, cookies and pancakes--more free recipes at Premiobooks.com). The perfect family activity, Bad Bananas facilitates tasty, funny, hands-on fun (ages 4 – 12). By Karl Beckstrand, illustrated by Jeff Faerber, 24-page, perfect bound 8”x10”, soft cover picture book with Black child, 320 words (before recipes), Premio Publishing & Gozo Books (worldwide rights 2011. SEE INSIDE! Premiobooks.com), LCCN: 2010910826, JUV050000, JUV011010, JUV019000, JUV054000, JUV020000, ISBN: 978-0977606511
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781479272143
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
A wisecracking activity book about the short (shelf) life of a bunch of bruisers--with 7 yummy recipes to save families from "I'm bored" disease. While banana characters try crazy stunts and start turf wars, this cautionary cookbook provides easy, low-sugar recipes (including banana muffins, smoothies, cookies and pancakes--more free recipes at Premiobooks.com). The perfect family activity, Bad Bananas facilitates tasty, funny, hands-on fun (ages 4 – 12). By Karl Beckstrand, illustrated by Jeff Faerber, 24-page, perfect bound 8”x10”, soft cover picture book with Black child, 320 words (before recipes), Premio Publishing & Gozo Books (worldwide rights 2011. SEE INSIDE! Premiobooks.com), LCCN: 2010910826, JUV050000, JUV011010, JUV019000, JUV054000, JUV020000, ISBN: 978-0977606511
We Eat Bananas
Author: Dummy author
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1408899221
Category : Animals
Languages : en
Pages : 16
Book Description
Is that a flamingo munching on a banana? What about that hippo flipping pancakes? And why is that llama dressed as a lemon? There's even a shark slurping a fruit smoothie. All the animals are eating their favourite foods in their own hilarious way. So whatever you're eating today tell us how it should be done.
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1408899221
Category : Animals
Languages : en
Pages : 16
Book Description
Is that a flamingo munching on a banana? What about that hippo flipping pancakes? And why is that llama dressed as a lemon? There's even a shark slurping a fruit smoothie. All the animals are eating their favourite foods in their own hilarious way. So whatever you're eating today tell us how it should be done.
The Day The Banana Went Bad
Author: Michelle Robinson
Publisher: Scholastic UK
ISBN: 0702301140
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
A fantastically funny book about loving what makes you YOU! When Banana is thrown into the 'reject' bin with the other mis-shapen fruit and veg, he decides that enough is enough - he may be a little bit bruised but that doesn't mean he's any less brilliant! So be proud of your bumps! Because going bad can sometimes be very, very good.
Publisher: Scholastic UK
ISBN: 0702301140
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
A fantastically funny book about loving what makes you YOU! When Banana is thrown into the 'reject' bin with the other mis-shapen fruit and veg, he decides that enough is enough - he may be a little bit bruised but that doesn't mean he's any less brilliant! So be proud of your bumps! Because going bad can sometimes be very, very good.
Beautiful Bananas
Author: Elizabeth Laird
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780192768872
Category : Jungle animals
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Beatrice's mum has asked her to take a bunch of bananas to Grandad. On her path through the jungle, Beatrice meets a giraffe who accidentally flicks them into a stream. Whoops! But the giraffe picks some flowers for Beatrice to take instead. As her journey continues flowers are swapped forhoney, honey is swapped for some mangoes . . . and so it goes on until a friendly elephant swaps a feather for . . . a beautiful bunch of bananas! A lovely circular story, based on an African folktale, about family, friendship, and teamwork. Written by best-selling author Elizabeth Laird, andillustrated by Liz Pichon, creator of Tom Gates.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780192768872
Category : Jungle animals
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Beatrice's mum has asked her to take a bunch of bananas to Grandad. On her path through the jungle, Beatrice meets a giraffe who accidentally flicks them into a stream. Whoops! But the giraffe picks some flowers for Beatrice to take instead. As her journey continues flowers are swapped forhoney, honey is swapped for some mangoes . . . and so it goes on until a friendly elephant swaps a feather for . . . a beautiful bunch of bananas! A lovely circular story, based on an African folktale, about family, friendship, and teamwork. Written by best-selling author Elizabeth Laird, andillustrated by Liz Pichon, creator of Tom Gates.
Banana!
Author: Ed Vere
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 0805092145
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Two monkeys learn to share.
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 0805092145
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Two monkeys learn to share.
If I Was a Banana
Author: Alexandra Tylee
Publisher: Gecko Press (Tm)
ISBN: 1776570332
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38
Book Description
Place of distribution from distributor's website.
Publisher: Gecko Press (Tm)
ISBN: 1776570332
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38
Book Description
Place of distribution from distributor's website.
Counting to Bananas
Author: Carrie Tillotson
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593405390
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 21
Book Description
A hilarious, mostly-rhyming picture book about a banana and narrator who can't quite agree on what their book is about. Perfect for fans of Mo Willems' We Are in a Book and Adam Rex's Nothing Rhymes With Orange! "Mo Willems fans will give this book one, two, three, four, five stars!" --Parents "Tillotson's rib-tickling debut is not to be missed!"--Kirkus When a narrator starts filling this story with fruit, Banana can’t wait to step into the spotlight. The book is called Counting to Bananas, after all. But as more and more fruits (and non-fruits) are added to the story, Banana objects. When will it be time for bananas?! With laugh-out-loud text from debut author Carrie Tillotson and brought to life by illustrator Estrela Lourenço this is the story of a banana and narrator who have very strong opinions about what should (and should not!) be in this book. The perfect next read for fans of Jory John and Pete Oswald's The Bad Seed series, as well at Ryan T. Higgins' Hey, Bruce! Praise for Counting to Bananas: "In the tradition of Mac Barnett’s Count the Monkeys, Tillotson’s rib-tickling debut is not to be missed . . . Lourenço’s digitally created illustrations of cartoon fruit with faces and expressive animals are bright, dynamic, and foolish. Fruity fun for everyone." --Kirkus
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593405390
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 21
Book Description
A hilarious, mostly-rhyming picture book about a banana and narrator who can't quite agree on what their book is about. Perfect for fans of Mo Willems' We Are in a Book and Adam Rex's Nothing Rhymes With Orange! "Mo Willems fans will give this book one, two, three, four, five stars!" --Parents "Tillotson's rib-tickling debut is not to be missed!"--Kirkus When a narrator starts filling this story with fruit, Banana can’t wait to step into the spotlight. The book is called Counting to Bananas, after all. But as more and more fruits (and non-fruits) are added to the story, Banana objects. When will it be time for bananas?! With laugh-out-loud text from debut author Carrie Tillotson and brought to life by illustrator Estrela Lourenço this is the story of a banana and narrator who have very strong opinions about what should (and should not!) be in this book. The perfect next read for fans of Jory John and Pete Oswald's The Bad Seed series, as well at Ryan T. Higgins' Hey, Bruce! Praise for Counting to Bananas: "In the tradition of Mac Barnett’s Count the Monkeys, Tillotson’s rib-tickling debut is not to be missed . . . Lourenço’s digitally created illustrations of cartoon fruit with faces and expressive animals are bright, dynamic, and foolish. Fruity fun for everyone." --Kirkus