Nuff

Nuff PDF Author: Darrell Line
Publisher: New Generation Publishing
ISBN: 1785074601
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 216

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Book Description
Nuff is having a really bad day! Not only is she overweight, with skin problems and a tendency to 'bottom burp' in stressful situations, but she has lost the ability to fly, and that is not a good thing if you are a fairy. To make matters worse, the Solstice parade is in jeopardy. To redeem herself and find favour with the council she embarks on a quest to find a certain unicorn that has gone AWOL.En route, she encounters many strange and wonderful characters, some with disabilities, and some with language and cultural differences. She learns the truth about fairy dust and more importantly, learns who her true friends are and what she is really capable of.Including a touch of cannibalism and attempted murder thrown in, this is a fairy story not for the faint hearted.WARNING: Includes Scary bits!

Nuff

Nuff PDF Author: Darrell Line
Publisher: New Generation Publishing
ISBN: 1785074601
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 216

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Book Description
Nuff is having a really bad day! Not only is she overweight, with skin problems and a tendency to 'bottom burp' in stressful situations, but she has lost the ability to fly, and that is not a good thing if you are a fairy. To make matters worse, the Solstice parade is in jeopardy. To redeem herself and find favour with the council she embarks on a quest to find a certain unicorn that has gone AWOL.En route, she encounters many strange and wonderful characters, some with disabilities, and some with language and cultural differences. She learns the truth about fairy dust and more importantly, learns who her true friends are and what she is really capable of.Including a touch of cannibalism and attempted murder thrown in, this is a fairy story not for the faint hearted.WARNING: Includes Scary bits!

Faeries' Oracle

Faeries' Oracle PDF Author: Brian Froud
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0743201116
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 208

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Book Description
This divination kit comprises of a deck of 66 divination cards and a book that introduces the most powerful and important members of the faery kingdom.

Xanth by Two

Xanth by Two PDF Author: Piers Anthony
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 0765324156
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 533

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Book Description
In "Demons Don't Dream," Dug and Kim battle across the terrain as they test their mettle; and in "Harpy Thyme," Gloha agrees to serve the Good Magician for one year if the magician will create her a male harpy to love.

The F**King Book

The F**King Book PDF Author: Allan Wood
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1467014923
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 430

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Book Description
These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field. This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved au natural. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.

Time for Amusement

Time for Amusement PDF Author: Alec Hall
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1665588772
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 121

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Book Description
This book is a collection of jokes, quizzes etc. which the Friendship Club expected every week. I’m afraid the origin of these has been lost in history.

Demons Don't Dream

Demons Don't Dream PDF Author: Piers Anthony
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1504058763
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 419

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Book Description
“Series fans will find themselves right at home” as a computer game draws two players into the illusion-, pun-, and dragon-filled land of Xanth (Kirkus Reviews). Sixteen-year-old Dug has yet to be impressed by a computer game, but that’s before he gets hooked by Companions of Xanth—and the beguilingly beautiful princess-serpent he’s chosen to guide him. Nada Naga has her work cut out for her keeping Dug’s eyes on the magical prize . . . and off of her human form. Kim is no stranger to Xanth, which is why she chooses her favorite companion, Jenny Elf, to accompany her through its marvels—and dangers. Though Kim’s hyper-enthusiasm is infectious, she doesn’t really believe that Xanth is real, and it’s up to Jenny to prove it. What the two players don’t know is that there’s more at stake than winning; the very existence of Xanth hangs in the balance. Demons may run the game, but there are voids to avoid, loan sharks to outswim, and Com Pewter—the most evil machine of all—to outwit. Not to mention that a companion may be just as willing to sabotage Dug and Kim as help them succeed . . . “The legions of Xanth readers can rest assured that [Demons Don’t Dream] contains plenty of the punningly named animals, vegetables, people and things (such as the Ice Queen Clone and the Censor-Ship) that have become the series’ raison d’etre.” —Publishers Weekly

The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes

The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes PDF Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publisher: Robinson
ISBN: 1849017735
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 587

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Book Description
The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.

Canal Bank Tales

Canal Bank Tales PDF Author: Chrissie M. Thompson
Publisher: Author House
ISBN: 1496983939
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

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Book Description
This gentle little bedtime story book tells about the day-to-day lives of the little animals and insects who live on the canal banks. Read about what happens when the school boat hits a bridge and who will fix it before school ends for the day. Discover whether Daisy's new friend is going to like his new home. Then read about Archie Ant and how he solves the mystery of the missing sacks at the mattress factory.

A Happy Life

A Happy Life PDF Author: Peter Douglas Gripton
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0955675375
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 318

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Book Description
Peter Gripton relates his life story from early days in wartime Liverpool through his school days and an exciting career with the British Army to retiring in rural Hampshire.

Mimi the Laughter Fairy: A Rainbow Magic (Friendship Fairies #3)

Mimi the Laughter Fairy: A Rainbow Magic (Friendship Fairies #3) PDF Author: Daisy Meadows
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338151320
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 61

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Book Description
Friendship is magical -- just ask the Rainbow Magic Fairies! Best friends forever!Rachel and Kirsty know a thing or two about how to be a good friend. So do the Friendship Fairies. But there's one resident of Fairyland who definitely doesn't: Jack Frost!Mimi the Laughter Fairy's missing magic smiley-face pendant is no laughing matter! Can Rachel and Kirsty track it down before Jack Frost has everyone in tears?Find the special fairy object in each book and help save the friendship magic!