Epic Fail Tales #3

Epic Fail Tales #3 PDF Author: Matt Cosgrove
Publisher: Koala Books
ISBN: 9781742992501
Category : Australian fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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Book Description
Relax! This is totally NOT the boring story of Little Red Riding Hood that has irritated children for years. This fully sick and completely random retelling of the classic tale brings the story to life for a whole new twisted generation of thrillseeking, snot munchers! Includes: a weird werewolf, mad skills, stunts, exploding cheese, unnecessary danger and angry echidnas.

Epic Fail Tales #3

Epic Fail Tales #3 PDF Author: Matt Cosgrove
Publisher: Koala Books
ISBN: 9781742992501
Category : Australian fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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Book Description
Relax! This is totally NOT the boring story of Little Red Riding Hood that has irritated children for years. This fully sick and completely random retelling of the classic tale brings the story to life for a whole new twisted generation of thrillseeking, snot munchers! Includes: a weird werewolf, mad skills, stunts, exploding cheese, unnecessary danger and angry echidnas.

My Epic Fairy Tale Fail

My Epic Fairy Tale Fail PDF Author: Anna Staniszewski
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402279329
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 224

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Book Description
I know what you're thinking: "Can she talk to animals?" Yes, those chatty woodland creatures won't shut up. It's not as cute as you'd think. What's an Adventurer, You Ask? An underappreciated girl like me who travels around to magical Kingdoms saving creatures you don't even know exist. And trust me, they need a lot of help. My new missions is in the Land of Tales (the crazy place all fairy tales come from) to face off with an evil witch and complete Three Impossible Tasks. Easy, right? Being an adventurer is no fairy tale, but this is one mission I can't fail. —Jenny the Adventurer Praise for My Very UnFairy Tale Life: "A light comic romp...Charming."—Kirkus "A speedy and amusing ride...will keep readers entertained."—Publishers Weekly "A magical world that's totally relatable. You'll find yourself wishing you were alongside Jenny fighting against unicorns (who aren't as peaceful as you think) and traveling to fantastical realms."—GirlsLife.com

Macca the Alpaca

Macca the Alpaca PDF Author: Matt Cosgrove
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338642146
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28

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Book Description
Macca the alpaca's days were happy and carefree until -- drama! -- a llama. In this adorable, quirky picture book, Macca the alpaca loves splashing in puddles and gives the best cuddles. But when he bumps into a big bullying llama named Harmer (who's no charmer), Macca must prove the value of smarts and kindness.

Snow Man and the Seven Ninjas

Snow Man and the Seven Ninjas PDF Author: Matt Cosgrove
Publisher: Koala Books
ISBN: 9781743811696
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 96

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Book Description
Don't worry! This isn't the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs that has bored children for years. This disgusting and completely awesome retelling of the classic tale brings the story to life for a whole new generation of blood thirsty, booger hunters!

The Epic Fail of Arturo Zamora

The Epic Fail of Arturo Zamora PDF Author: Pablo Cartaya
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101997230
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 258

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Book Description
A 2018 Pura Belpré Author Honor Book Save the restaurant. Save the town. Get the girl. Make Abuela proud. Can thirteen-year-old Arturo Zamora do it all or is he in for a BIG, EPIC FAIL? For Arturo, summertime in Miami means playing basketball until dark, sipping mango smoothies, and keeping cool under banyan trees. And maybe a few shifts as junior lunchtime dishwasher at Abuela’s restaurant. Maybe. But this summer also includes Carmen, a poetry enthusiast who moves into Arturo’s apartment complex and turns his stomach into a deep fryer. He almost doesn’t notice the smarmy land developer who rolls into town and threatens to change it. Arturo refuses to let his family and community go down without a fight, and as he schemes with Carmen, Arturo discovers the power of poetry and protest through untold family stories and the work of José Martí. Funny and poignant, The Epic Fail of Arturo Zamora is the vibrant story of a family, a striking portrait of a town, and one boy's quest to save both, perfect for fans of Rita Williams-Garcia.

Eric Vale, Epic Fail

Eric Vale, Epic Fail PDF Author: Michael Gerard Bauer
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
ISBN: 1443139254
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 194

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Book Description
Ever had a stupid nickname? A rotten run of bad luck? A best friend who just looks on the bright side, even when the bright side looks black? Well Eric Vale's got all three. Once I used to be just plain old boring Eric Vale. And that was totally fine by me. I didn't want a nickname. But then one day, I got one anyway. And it ended up being way worse than Choo-Choo or Snotty or King Pong or even Booger Brain. Yep, no doubt about it. My nickname was an epic fail! We all have moments in life we would like to forget. But as much as he'd like to erase it from the history books, Eric Vale isn't likely to forget the day his name became an Epic Fail. Neither, it seems, is the fifth grade class at Moreton Hill Primary School. This is the story of one of those awkward and seemingly unforgettable events that define our childhood -- and one boy's dogged determination to turn an Epic Fail into a Mega-Awesome Epic Win.

My Very UnFairy Tale Life

My Very UnFairy Tale Life PDF Author: Anna Staniszewski
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402259476
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 166

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Book Description
A humorous tale where a bold and spunky girl ends up the one saving "Prince Charming" You know all those stories that claim fairies cry sparkle tears and elves travel by rainbow? They're lies. All lies. I've spent my life as an official adventurer. I travel across enchanted kingdoms saving magical creatures and fighting horrible beasts that most of you think are only myths and legends. I've never had a social life. My friends have all forgotten me. And let's not even talk about trying to do my homework. So—I'm done!! I'm tired and I want to go back to being a normal girl. But then along comes "Prince Charming" asking for help, and, well, what's a tired girl like me supposed to do? "Jenny is an adventurer I'd definitely want in my corner if my life ever took a wrong turn from Happily Ever After."—Hélène Boudreau, author of Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings "Readers will laugh their way through the ups and downs of Jenny's many (mis)adventures."—Jennifer A. Nielsen, author of Elliot and the Goblin War

Attack of the Giant Robot Zombie Mermaid

Attack of the Giant Robot Zombie Mermaid PDF Author: Matt Cosgrove
Publisher: Koala Books
ISBN: 9781743811702
Category : Fairy tales
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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Book Description
Once upon a slime covered planet, there lived a robot zombie mermaid who would stop at nothing and sacrifice everything in the hilarious intergalactic quest for her one true lovebraaaaiiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssssssss.

Epic Zero 2

Epic Zero 2 PDF Author: R. L. Ullman
Publisher: But That's Another Story ... Press
ISBN: 9780996492157
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 192

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Book Description
Elliott Harkness finally has powers and is a full-fledged member of the Freedom Force, the greatest superhero team on Earth. Elliott should be over the moon, but he quickly realizes that having powers is one thing, controlling them is quite another! After yet another botched mission, Elliott finds himself grounded.But his punishment is short-lived when he's kidnapped by a band of orphaned alien outlaws who believe he's the only one capable of destroying a planet-eating monster that's annihilating worlds. All Elliott has to do is use the Orb of Oblivion, the most powerful weapon in the universe. Unfortunately, he blew it to pieces months ago! But that's just the beginning of Elliott's problems, as he's swept up in an interstellar adventure far from home complete with extraterrestrial enemies, inter-galactic crime lords, and cosmic beings beyond his wildest imagination. With the fate of the universe at stake, will Elliott rise up to be the epic hero he's always wanted to be? Or, will he always be just an Epic Zero?

Epic Zero

Epic Zero PDF Author: R. L. Ullman
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780996492102
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 192

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Book Description
12-year-old Elliott Harkness wants nothing more than to join his superhero family, but he's a "Zero," that's super-speak for powerless. Elliott is miserable, but all of that changes when a mysterious girl comes to town who believes Elliott is far from ordinary. Can Elliott be the epic hero he's always wanted to be, or will he remain an Epic Zero