Author: Bob Fenster
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740710025
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 290
Book Description
" ... a hilarious collection of the stupid things that people do, divided up into topics."--- back cover.
Duh!
Author: Bob Fenster
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740710025
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 290
Book Description
" ... a hilarious collection of the stupid things that people do, divided up into topics."--- back cover.
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740710025
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 290
Book Description
" ... a hilarious collection of the stupid things that people do, divided up into topics."--- back cover.
The DUH! Book of Management and Supervision
Author: Gerri King
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Executives
Languages : en
Pages : 163
Book Description
"Managerial styles are influenced by habit, familiarity, and workplace culture. It's no wonder that well-intentioned professionals doing their best to be good organizational leaders often repeat unhelpful supervisory practices experienced in their early careers, even if they disliked them at the time. In the DUH! Book of Management and Supervision, the author disagrees with many accepted leadership principles (unabashedly referring to them as myths) and makes new and different approaches easier to imagine. Her challenging and controversial concepts illustrated with poignant stories suggest common-sense and immediately applicable alternatives more suitable in today's workplace"--Back cover.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Executives
Languages : en
Pages : 163
Book Description
"Managerial styles are influenced by habit, familiarity, and workplace culture. It's no wonder that well-intentioned professionals doing their best to be good organizational leaders often repeat unhelpful supervisory practices experienced in their early careers, even if they disliked them at the time. In the DUH! Book of Management and Supervision, the author disagrees with many accepted leadership principles (unabashedly referring to them as myths) and makes new and different approaches easier to imagine. Her challenging and controversial concepts illustrated with poignant stories suggest common-sense and immediately applicable alternatives more suitable in today's workplace"--Back cover.
Duh-Votions
Author: Sue Buchanan
Publisher: Zondervan
ISBN: 0310861764
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 194
Book Description
Sue Buchanan charms audiences wherever she goes, revealing the terrible truth about herself: "I may as well tell you because you'll figure it out anyway: I'm not that deep. I'm shallow. But I'm deep for a shallow person. What I've found out about God is that he is totally trustworthy, and I can relax in his plans. And besides that, all he wants is -- Are you ready for this? -- for me to be his person. Just be his person, for heaven's sake! All I can say to that is, Duh! Who knows? Next I may be writing a six-volume Bible commentary!" Sue offers a merry and witty look at life from the "shallow" end of the gene pool in sixty fun devotions, sure to leave you laughing and pondering some of life's most important lessons. This very funny lady shows us all that we don't have to be "deep" to hear God's voice. All we have to do is listen and we'll find his message about love and redemption in even the smallest details of everyday life.
Publisher: Zondervan
ISBN: 0310861764
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 194
Book Description
Sue Buchanan charms audiences wherever she goes, revealing the terrible truth about herself: "I may as well tell you because you'll figure it out anyway: I'm not that deep. I'm shallow. But I'm deep for a shallow person. What I've found out about God is that he is totally trustworthy, and I can relax in his plans. And besides that, all he wants is -- Are you ready for this? -- for me to be his person. Just be his person, for heaven's sake! All I can say to that is, Duh! Who knows? Next I may be writing a six-volume Bible commentary!" Sue offers a merry and witty look at life from the "shallow" end of the gene pool in sixty fun devotions, sure to leave you laughing and pondering some of life's most important lessons. This very funny lady shows us all that we don't have to be "deep" to hear God's voice. All we have to do is listen and we'll find his message about love and redemption in even the smallest details of everyday life.
Geeks Who Drink Presents: Duh!
Author: Christopher D. Short
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1507210507
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 256
Book Description
100 hilarious essays, based on blindingly obvious questions, from the creators of Geeks Who Drink—led by six-time Jeopardy! champion, Christopher D. Short. The best trivia questions are usually the ones that are right on the tip of your tongue—so obvious that you may not know the answer offhand, but you should. In Duh, America’s foremost masters of pub quiz, Geeks Who Drink, will take trivia lovers on a voyage through 100 of our face-palmiest questions. Along the way, we’ll explore the blind hills and corners that make random knowledge so much fun. In hilarious, informative, bite-size essays, we’ll explore such not-really-mysteries as: -How many stars are on the Texas state flag? -Odlaw is the nemesis of what kid book character? -What’s the last word in the King James Bible? Even if you already know the “what”—and you might not!—we’ll fill in the “why.” And the when, where, and how. By the end you may feel dumber, but you’ll be smarter. We almost guarantee it! By the way, that would be one (lone) star, Waldo, and “Amen.” Duh!
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1507210507
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 256
Book Description
100 hilarious essays, based on blindingly obvious questions, from the creators of Geeks Who Drink—led by six-time Jeopardy! champion, Christopher D. Short. The best trivia questions are usually the ones that are right on the tip of your tongue—so obvious that you may not know the answer offhand, but you should. In Duh, America’s foremost masters of pub quiz, Geeks Who Drink, will take trivia lovers on a voyage through 100 of our face-palmiest questions. Along the way, we’ll explore the blind hills and corners that make random knowledge so much fun. In hilarious, informative, bite-size essays, we’ll explore such not-really-mysteries as: -How many stars are on the Texas state flag? -Odlaw is the nemesis of what kid book character? -What’s the last word in the King James Bible? Even if you already know the “what”—and you might not!—we’ll fill in the “why.” And the when, where, and how. By the end you may feel dumber, but you’ll be smarter. We almost guarantee it! By the way, that would be one (lone) star, Waldo, and “Amen.” Duh!
The Big Book of Duh
Author: Bob Fenster
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 0740788906
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 354
Book Description
If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity.
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 0740788906
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 354
Book Description
If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity.
Duh, Duša i Telo Ⅱ : Spirit, Soul and Body Ⅱ (Serbian Edtion)
Author: Dr. Jaerock Lee
Publisher: UrimBooks
ISBN:
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 225
Book Description
Poruka u knjizi „Duh, duša i telo“ baca svetlost na duboki deo našeg „bića“ i uči nas o čovekovom začetku. Jednom kada potpuno naučimo i razumemo ovu poruku, mi ćemo takođe biti u mogućnosti da razumemo svaku vrstu osobe. Mi ćemo tako naučiti puteve da pobedimo mračne sile, koje su uticale na nas, tako da možemo da vodimo pobednički Hrišćanski život. Tom 2 knjige Duh, Duša i Telo detaljno će objasniti o poreklu Boga Stvoritelja, ogromnom duhovnom prostoru i prostoru svetla u kome će boraviti naš duh. Tu su i slike u boji koje će vam pomoći da bolje razumete oblik Boga i prostora. Jednom kada mi razumemo tajne prostora i postanemo osoba potpunog duha mi možemo da se krećemo van ljudskih granica i koristimo Božji prostor i čak možemo da vidimo oblik Boga.
Publisher: UrimBooks
ISBN:
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 225
Book Description
Poruka u knjizi „Duh, duša i telo“ baca svetlost na duboki deo našeg „bića“ i uči nas o čovekovom začetku. Jednom kada potpuno naučimo i razumemo ovu poruku, mi ćemo takođe biti u mogućnosti da razumemo svaku vrstu osobe. Mi ćemo tako naučiti puteve da pobedimo mračne sile, koje su uticale na nas, tako da možemo da vodimo pobednički Hrišćanski život. Tom 2 knjige Duh, Duša i Telo detaljno će objasniti o poreklu Boga Stvoritelja, ogromnom duhovnom prostoru i prostoru svetla u kome će boraviti naš duh. Tu su i slike u boji koje će vam pomoći da bolje razumete oblik Boga i prostora. Jednom kada mi razumemo tajne prostora i postanemo osoba potpunog duha mi možemo da se krećemo van ljudskih granica i koristimo Božji prostor i čak možemo da vidimo oblik Boga.
Duh. the Workout - Get in the Best Shape of Your Life by Acting Like a Child
Author: Glenn R. Marcella
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0557780365
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 101
Book Description
Fitness expert Glenn Marcella shows adults how to get in the best shape of their lives by simply acting like a child. Readers will quickly learn that the solution to weight gain, declining physical fitness and depression is so completely uncomplicated that not only would a child understand it, but children themselves, provide the solution. Without a gym membership or the use of equipment, adults of all fitness levels will be guided through a demanding and fun, head-to-toe workout inspired by simple games, activities and movements thought to be reserved only for children. The no-nonsense workouts are broken down in to 10, 20 and 30 minute options and can be performed outdoors, indoors, solo or with partners.
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0557780365
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 101
Book Description
Fitness expert Glenn Marcella shows adults how to get in the best shape of their lives by simply acting like a child. Readers will quickly learn that the solution to weight gain, declining physical fitness and depression is so completely uncomplicated that not only would a child understand it, but children themselves, provide the solution. Without a gym membership or the use of equipment, adults of all fitness levels will be guided through a demanding and fun, head-to-toe workout inspired by simple games, activities and movements thought to be reserved only for children. The no-nonsense workouts are broken down in to 10, 20 and 30 minute options and can be performed outdoors, indoors, solo or with partners.
Duh, 1 Second Rule to becoming a super human!
Author: Krishna Mohan Avancha
Publisher: Krishna Mohan Avancha
ISBN: 1644298937
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 171
Book Description
Duh! 1 Second rule speaks of those who are the extremists and have the insatiable hunger to succeed but fail to do so due to many external or other reasons. Duh! 1 second rule gives these people a second in advance to stay put and plan ahead of acting out. This 1 second rule will enable you to reach out and get that you want from your lives to win back the time from all those who laughed or mocked you. This 1 second is the massive edge that you will gain over all others who just live 24 hours of each day that is 86400 seconds whereas you get to live close to 86401 seconds. The one second extra every time you use the rule properly. Ready to dive into this mystery or this rule. Let’s get right in with the rule and then look at some superheroes who have mastered this rule and are at a very different level now. We will then be also looking at some of the necessary rules that we will need to follow to become a master at this. These rules are made to help us master this quickly and get our desired results at the earliest. These rules are also the same ones which are taught during the sessions which are there on Project Management or Agile Software development cycle. They are also a part of the Scrum training, the PMP training and also the Six Sigma training. These fundamentals have not changed and will continue to product superheroes even in the future.
Publisher: Krishna Mohan Avancha
ISBN: 1644298937
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 171
Book Description
Duh! 1 Second rule speaks of those who are the extremists and have the insatiable hunger to succeed but fail to do so due to many external or other reasons. Duh! 1 second rule gives these people a second in advance to stay put and plan ahead of acting out. This 1 second rule will enable you to reach out and get that you want from your lives to win back the time from all those who laughed or mocked you. This 1 second is the massive edge that you will gain over all others who just live 24 hours of each day that is 86400 seconds whereas you get to live close to 86401 seconds. The one second extra every time you use the rule properly. Ready to dive into this mystery or this rule. Let’s get right in with the rule and then look at some superheroes who have mastered this rule and are at a very different level now. We will then be also looking at some of the necessary rules that we will need to follow to become a master at this. These rules are made to help us master this quickly and get our desired results at the earliest. These rules are also the same ones which are taught during the sessions which are there on Project Management or Agile Software development cycle. They are also a part of the Scrum training, the PMP training and also the Six Sigma training. These fundamentals have not changed and will continue to product superheroes even in the future.
Sunshine on an Open Tomb
Author: Tim Kinsella
Publisher: featherproof books
ISBN: 1943888051
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 315
Book Description
Set in fall 1988, Sunshine On An Open Tomb shuttles between two storylines: the creation of The CIA as a result of the Texas/Kingdom oil connection, and a love triangle involving the moon. Our narrator is the brooding runt of a political dynasty whose father is about to be appointed Prez. He is thoughtful, but has trouble expressing himself due to his many physical defects as a result of inbreeding. Desperate for content at the advent of the 24-hour news cycle, even our narrator is suddenly of interest to The Media. So after years of living freely among The Barbarians, The Family hides him away in one of its secret hideouts. Exhausted by the shape-shifting estate and his irresolvable love life, our narrator cloisters himself deep in the estate’s bunker and constructs a tomb around himself out of soup cans. Here he gets to work correcting the best-selling, so-called objective biography of The Family.
Publisher: featherproof books
ISBN: 1943888051
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 315
Book Description
Set in fall 1988, Sunshine On An Open Tomb shuttles between two storylines: the creation of The CIA as a result of the Texas/Kingdom oil connection, and a love triangle involving the moon. Our narrator is the brooding runt of a political dynasty whose father is about to be appointed Prez. He is thoughtful, but has trouble expressing himself due to his many physical defects as a result of inbreeding. Desperate for content at the advent of the 24-hour news cycle, even our narrator is suddenly of interest to The Media. So after years of living freely among The Barbarians, The Family hides him away in one of its secret hideouts. Exhausted by the shape-shifting estate and his irresolvable love life, our narrator cloisters himself deep in the estate’s bunker and constructs a tomb around himself out of soup cans. Here he gets to work correcting the best-selling, so-called objective biography of The Family.
The Book of Duh!
Author: Jeff Lenburg
Publisher: Moonwater Press
ISBN: 0990328767
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 82
Book Description
Everyone is guilty of doing it: Committing an act so outlandish, so stupid that the first thought that comes to mind is, “Duuuuuuuh!” “Duh!” moments happen all the time. They can strike at any moment. At any place, at any time of day, when you least expect them: You Super Glue a quarter to your forehead betting a friend it won’t stick . . .”Duh!” Your boss asks you to leave "early" to run an errand and then to stay late . . . “Duh!” Your mother-in-law comes to visit after you buy her a “one-way” ticket . . . double “Duh!” Need more examples? Okay, you asked for it. You report a local family disturbance to the police and the officer comes to your door . . . ”Duh!” Your blonde girlfriend hears accidents happen close to home, so she moves . . . ”Duh!” You think becoming a vegetarian means you can’t eat Animal Crackers . . . ”Duh!” Stand up. Take a bow. You are not alone. Now one laugh-filled volume brings them all together…the whole “Duhs!” and nothing but the “Duhs!” . . . THE BOOK OF DUH! This fun-filled treasury features the funniest, most outrageous “Duhs!” of all. Of course, who are we tell you that. You have lived these (and probably more). If not, join the club. It is okay to be “Duh!”
Publisher: Moonwater Press
ISBN: 0990328767
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 82
Book Description
Everyone is guilty of doing it: Committing an act so outlandish, so stupid that the first thought that comes to mind is, “Duuuuuuuh!” “Duh!” moments happen all the time. They can strike at any moment. At any place, at any time of day, when you least expect them: You Super Glue a quarter to your forehead betting a friend it won’t stick . . .”Duh!” Your boss asks you to leave "early" to run an errand and then to stay late . . . “Duh!” Your mother-in-law comes to visit after you buy her a “one-way” ticket . . . double “Duh!” Need more examples? Okay, you asked for it. You report a local family disturbance to the police and the officer comes to your door . . . ”Duh!” Your blonde girlfriend hears accidents happen close to home, so she moves . . . ”Duh!” You think becoming a vegetarian means you can’t eat Animal Crackers . . . ”Duh!” Stand up. Take a bow. You are not alone. Now one laugh-filled volume brings them all together…the whole “Duhs!” and nothing but the “Duhs!” . . . THE BOOK OF DUH! This fun-filled treasury features the funniest, most outrageous “Duhs!” of all. Of course, who are we tell you that. You have lived these (and probably more). If not, join the club. It is okay to be “Duh!”