Dog Farts: More Silly Jokes for Kids

Dog Farts: More Silly Jokes for Kids PDF Author: El Ninjo & Timmie Gu
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635016932
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 480

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Book Description
BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! This dog farts book with silly jokes for kids is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2 + Volume 3 + Dog Jerks Vol. 3. Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! The situations go like: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound and many more... In Vol. 3 he faces situations like: * The Jungle Giant Boom * The Tear Gas Pop * The Jungle Bang * Original Kenia Beans With Sounds The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda lots more...

Dog Farts: More Silly Jokes for Kids

Dog Farts: More Silly Jokes for Kids PDF Author: El Ninjo & Timmie Gu
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635016932
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 480

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Book Description
BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! This dog farts book with silly jokes for kids is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2 + Volume 3 + Dog Jerks Vol. 3. Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! The situations go like: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound and many more... In Vol. 3 he faces situations like: * The Jungle Giant Boom * The Tear Gas Pop * The Jungle Bang * Original Kenia Beans With Sounds The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda lots more...

Comic Books For Kids: Silly Jokes For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books

Comic Books For Kids: Silly Jokes For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books PDF Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 163501719X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 476

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Book Description
El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more bean blowing stories... The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle (Fart Book Volume 3) goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * Lots More... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda Lots More... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard...

Monkeyfarts!

Monkeyfarts! PDF Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594746109
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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Book Description
From classic favorites to zany newcomers, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes about monsters, pirates, polar bears, super-heroes, hot dogs, Harry Potter, Vikings, elephants, vampires, and more. With hilarious jokes and bold illustrations, it’s the only joke book you’ll ever need. Who doesn’t love Monkeyfarts!?

Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts: Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books

Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts: Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books PDF Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635017319
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 178

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Book Description
Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick ...

Comic Ebook: Hilarious Book For Kids Age 5-8 - Dog Farts & Dog Fart Super-Hero Style - Dog Humor Books

Comic Ebook: Hilarious Book For Kids Age 5-8 - Dog Farts & Dog Fart Super-Hero Style - Dog Humor Books PDF Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635017203
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 113

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Book Description
El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single sports adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious sports activities and the situations go like this: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genious Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this new & enhanced Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the colorful cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. Take a peek inside to see the awesome way that you can benefit and participate in an interactive way: - read the stories - listen to them while reading simultaneously - enjoying the wonderful colorful and hilarious illustrations - determining El Ninjo's next fart path Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low intro price is available. Go ahead...purchase today and let the fun begin...

Someone Farted

Someone Farted PDF Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481490648
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 46

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Book Description
Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”

Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts

Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts PDF Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635018080
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 294

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Book Description
Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Best Graphic Novels For Kids With Sweet Farts For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This version also includes one new and never before releases fart story that can be characterized as pant ripping because it is so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! B

Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)

Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks) PDF Author: Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1631876171
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 83

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Book Description
LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious & humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...

Comic Illustration Books For Kids: Short Moral Stories For Kids - Dog Humor Books

Comic Illustration Books For Kids: Short Moral Stories For Kids - Dog Humor Books PDF Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635017335
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 306

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Book Description
Let me introduce myself. My name is El Ninjo and I am the master butt whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart clouds! I guarantee, you and your kids will LOL at this funny fart book with more than 20 blasting bean blowing illustrations and booming fart situations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping crashes, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have in my inventory, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual gassy butt whistling fart rocket situation to your own benefit! The list of bottom belching and flatulent fart situations goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter The Stinky Tsunami The Sand Storm Exploder The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer The Domino Bomber The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda If you love Fun Stories For Kids: Books For Boys - Dog Humor - Fart Book & Gross Out Book with Cartoons, Fart Trick, Fart Gag & Fart Fantasy Adventures, check out this pant ripping Fart Book series! Purchase my Fart Book right now for your kids and have some fun tonight at bedtime or whenever the situation calls for some hilarious and fun kid stories and pictures.

Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks

Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks PDF Author: Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1631876201
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 92

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Book Description
LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Dog Jokes and these funny Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn and dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" and "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of dogs and unicorns. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn and dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses and doggys at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this Just Really Big Jerk book now...