Author: Ann Caruso
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1467064491
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 352
Book Description
Diary of a Sorority House Mom recount's Ann Caruso's first two years as house director for a female version of "Animal House," where the women of the house set and enforced their own rules. When the girls asked if they could recycle liquor bottles during their first meeting, she knew she was in trouble. Though the house director contract and manual mandated that Ms Caruso was responsible for the safety of the girls, she had no authority to carry out that task. There was no tab on the manual for "what happens if a drunk girl falls out of the third floor window, gets raped, or dies of alcohol poisoning." It was common to find kegs icing in the bathtub, bottles of alcohol used as room decorations, and when she asked the risk-management vice president if she wanted to know when a guy spent the night, her response was, "Why? Has someone complained." Diary of a Sorority House Mom will make you laugh out loud, and bring you to tears. It is sometimes hysterical, and at others disturbing or disguesting, but it was her life for two years. Her first sorority girls gave her eighteen of the happiest and six of the saddest months of her life. And for the most part, she wouldn't have changed a thing.
Dirty Santa
Author: Daphne Loveling
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781693624742
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 72
Book Description
I've been a bad, bad girl.In my mind, at least... My next-door neighbor is gruff, untamed, tattooed and arrogant. He's also the hottest man I've ever seen. I've been stealing glimpses of him through my kitchen window for weeks now. He's eye candy - dirty, delicious eye candy - and nothing more. But when I'm in a bind on Christmas Eve The hot biker is the only one I can turn to. I've been a nice girl my whole life, But Gage has me dreaming of being on the naughty list This is one Christmas I'll never forget... Dirty Santa is a delicious insta-lust to love Christmas story between a tough as nails, bad boy biker and a single mom schoolteacher who just moved to town. A hot and sweet novella -- this Christmas, it's a pleasure to be on Santa's naughty list!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781693624742
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 72
Book Description
I've been a bad, bad girl.In my mind, at least... My next-door neighbor is gruff, untamed, tattooed and arrogant. He's also the hottest man I've ever seen. I've been stealing glimpses of him through my kitchen window for weeks now. He's eye candy - dirty, delicious eye candy - and nothing more. But when I'm in a bind on Christmas Eve The hot biker is the only one I can turn to. I've been a nice girl my whole life, But Gage has me dreaming of being on the naughty list This is one Christmas I'll never forget... Dirty Santa is a delicious insta-lust to love Christmas story between a tough as nails, bad boy biker and a single mom schoolteacher who just moved to town. A hot and sweet novella -- this Christmas, it's a pleasure to be on Santa's naughty list!
Author: Ann Caruso
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1467064491
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 352
Book Description
Diary of a Sorority House Mom recount's Ann Caruso's first two years as house director for a female version of "Animal House," where the women of the house set and enforced their own rules. When the girls asked if they could recycle liquor bottles during their first meeting, she knew she was in trouble. Though the house director contract and manual mandated that Ms Caruso was responsible for the safety of the girls, she had no authority to carry out that task. There was no tab on the manual for "what happens if a drunk girl falls out of the third floor window, gets raped, or dies of alcohol poisoning." It was common to find kegs icing in the bathtub, bottles of alcohol used as room decorations, and when she asked the risk-management vice president if she wanted to know when a guy spent the night, her response was, "Why? Has someone complained." Diary of a Sorority House Mom will make you laugh out loud, and bring you to tears. It is sometimes hysterical, and at others disturbing or disguesting, but it was her life for two years. Her first sorority girls gave her eighteen of the happiest and six of the saddest months of her life. And for the most part, she wouldn't have changed a thing.
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1467064491
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 352
Book Description
Diary of a Sorority House Mom recount's Ann Caruso's first two years as house director for a female version of "Animal House," where the women of the house set and enforced their own rules. When the girls asked if they could recycle liquor bottles during their first meeting, she knew she was in trouble. Though the house director contract and manual mandated that Ms Caruso was responsible for the safety of the girls, she had no authority to carry out that task. There was no tab on the manual for "what happens if a drunk girl falls out of the third floor window, gets raped, or dies of alcohol poisoning." It was common to find kegs icing in the bathtub, bottles of alcohol used as room decorations, and when she asked the risk-management vice president if she wanted to know when a guy spent the night, her response was, "Why? Has someone complained." Diary of a Sorority House Mom will make you laugh out loud, and bring you to tears. It is sometimes hysterical, and at others disturbing or disguesting, but it was her life for two years. Her first sorority girls gave her eighteen of the happiest and six of the saddest months of her life. And for the most part, she wouldn't have changed a thing.
American Elf
Author: Trey Haynes
Publisher: Tate Publishing
ISBN: 1607994887
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 140
Book Description
While Christmas may seem to operate like a well-oiled machine, things are not always so jolly at the North Pole. Only five days before Christmas, Santa's elves, encouraged by an unscrupulous union elf, go on strike, pretending to be sick to hold out for better wages. In a panic, Santa sends for eight replacement toymakers. But when Otto, his trusted assistant, decides to stop in Detroit's shady, industrial section for a beer, he meets a group of American factory workers and decides to take them back instead. "American Elf" takes readers on a hilarious and surprising journey following these men as they work to deliver Christmas despite their lack of experience and the elves' attempts at sabotage. Will the factory workers botch the job? Is Christmas doomed? Readers will find out all this and more in this unconventional Christmas tale.
Publisher: Tate Publishing
ISBN: 1607994887
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 140
Book Description
While Christmas may seem to operate like a well-oiled machine, things are not always so jolly at the North Pole. Only five days before Christmas, Santa's elves, encouraged by an unscrupulous union elf, go on strike, pretending to be sick to hold out for better wages. In a panic, Santa sends for eight replacement toymakers. But when Otto, his trusted assistant, decides to stop in Detroit's shady, industrial section for a beer, he meets a group of American factory workers and decides to take them back instead. "American Elf" takes readers on a hilarious and surprising journey following these men as they work to deliver Christmas despite their lack of experience and the elves' attempts at sabotage. Will the factory workers botch the job? Is Christmas doomed? Readers will find out all this and more in this unconventional Christmas tale.
New Boy
Author: Julian Houston
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0618432531
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 255
Book Description
A young African-American boy discovers the world--and himself--when he integrates an all-white boarding school in the 1950s.
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0618432531
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 255
Book Description
A young African-American boy discovers the world--and himself--when he integrates an all-white boarding school in the 1950s.
Satisfying
Author: Onley James
Publisher: Onley James Books
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 73
Book Description
"Do you want to help me put the ho in holiday?" That’s the line a drunken Jacob Shaw utters to the hottest Santa he’s ever seen. It’s also the only thing he remembers of the night that led to him waking up half naked in a revealing elf costume next to an equally half-naked Santa. Killian Connolly is a loner. Even with his tight-knit work family, he tends to stick to the fringe of the group. So, when he wakes up next to a tiny, furious half-dressed elf, who accuses him of taking his virginity and cheating on a spouse he doesn’t have, Connolly is both bewitched and confused. A snow-storm, a marriage neither remember, and an attraction too powerful to resist all lead to the hottest, sweetest, twenty-four hours of both of their lives. Can a drunken mistake between a virgin and a two-time divorcee be the happily-ever-after neither saw coming?
Publisher: Onley James Books
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 73
Book Description
"Do you want to help me put the ho in holiday?" That’s the line a drunken Jacob Shaw utters to the hottest Santa he’s ever seen. It’s also the only thing he remembers of the night that led to him waking up half naked in a revealing elf costume next to an equally half-naked Santa. Killian Connolly is a loner. Even with his tight-knit work family, he tends to stick to the fringe of the group. So, when he wakes up next to a tiny, furious half-dressed elf, who accuses him of taking his virginity and cheating on a spouse he doesn’t have, Connolly is both bewitched and confused. A snow-storm, a marriage neither remember, and an attraction too powerful to resist all lead to the hottest, sweetest, twenty-four hours of both of their lives. Can a drunken mistake between a virgin and a two-time divorcee be the happily-ever-after neither saw coming?
Our Butterfly Flies Free
Author: Marlena Howerton
Publisher: Inspiring Voices
ISBN: 1462403956
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 113
Book Description
Alyssa Howerton was born with special needs, but that didn't stop her from living her life to the fullest. She touched the lives of her family and of everyone who came to know her. The obstacles she faced were unbelievable, yet she remained strong and steadfast through them all. Because she was paralyzed from the waist down, Alyssa was confined to a wheelchair. Even so, she was able to travel, meet new people, and live a full and happy life. Lovingly told by her mother, Alyssa's story chronicles the ups and downs of a life lived with special needs. She had many surgeries, but she faced each optimistically and with the understanding that life is very precious. Why did one person have to go through so much physical pain? How did Alyssa stay so positive through all of the trials she faced? She had a real zest for life, and she looked forward to each day with endless excitement. Each day was bright and new full of hope in spite of the fact that a life-threatening surgery was always just beyond the horizon. Alyssa was always planning her next adventure. Our Butterfly Flies Free chronicles the full life of a daughter, granddaughter, and friend who was loved by all.
Publisher: Inspiring Voices
ISBN: 1462403956
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 113
Book Description
Alyssa Howerton was born with special needs, but that didn't stop her from living her life to the fullest. She touched the lives of her family and of everyone who came to know her. The obstacles she faced were unbelievable, yet she remained strong and steadfast through them all. Because she was paralyzed from the waist down, Alyssa was confined to a wheelchair. Even so, she was able to travel, meet new people, and live a full and happy life. Lovingly told by her mother, Alyssa's story chronicles the ups and downs of a life lived with special needs. She had many surgeries, but she faced each optimistically and with the understanding that life is very precious. Why did one person have to go through so much physical pain? How did Alyssa stay so positive through all of the trials she faced? She had a real zest for life, and she looked forward to each day with endless excitement. Each day was bright and new full of hope in spite of the fact that a life-threatening surgery was always just beyond the horizon. Alyssa was always planning her next adventure. Our Butterfly Flies Free chronicles the full life of a daughter, granddaughter, and friend who was loved by all.
Cookies for Satan
Author: Lia Davis
Publisher: Davis Raynes Publishing Group, LLC
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
Part-time bookstore clerk, part-time author, necromancer in training, and full-time caretaker of a ghoul are titles that Ava Harper never dreamed of applying to herself. Even with all the crazy going on around her, she’s determined to make this Christmas as normal as possible—without raising the dead or some other fiasco. When her best friend’s wife comes up with the idea to throw a community-wide holiday party, Ava is all in. After all, the holidays have been a dark time for her ever since her husband died. This year will be different. She has a new start in life with family and friends, new and old. Then someone has the bright idea to conjure the real Saint Nick to surprise the kids. But the surprise is on Ava when the spell goes wrong and she summons the devil himself. Christmas in Shipton Harbor will never be the same again.
Publisher: Davis Raynes Publishing Group, LLC
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
Part-time bookstore clerk, part-time author, necromancer in training, and full-time caretaker of a ghoul are titles that Ava Harper never dreamed of applying to herself. Even with all the crazy going on around her, she’s determined to make this Christmas as normal as possible—without raising the dead or some other fiasco. When her best friend’s wife comes up with the idea to throw a community-wide holiday party, Ava is all in. After all, the holidays have been a dark time for her ever since her husband died. This year will be different. She has a new start in life with family and friends, new and old. Then someone has the bright idea to conjure the real Saint Nick to surprise the kids. But the surprise is on Ava when the spell goes wrong and she summons the devil himself. Christmas in Shipton Harbor will never be the same again.
The Poetry Review
Author: Stephen Phillips
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 472
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 472
Book Description
An Elf, a Button, and The Saddle Factory
Author: Lionel Quartus Lowery II
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Starting with the first day of December, a chapter-a-day until Christmas Eve. Twenty-four days of this story, you’ll hear it, Gives me twenty-four days, to bring faith to your spirit, Praying for twenty-four ways, to help you believe.
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Starting with the first day of December, a chapter-a-day until Christmas Eve. Twenty-four days of this story, you’ll hear it, Gives me twenty-four days, to bring faith to your spirit, Praying for twenty-four ways, to help you believe.
Fracking Dinosaurs
Author: Dalton Mire
Publisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1460221494
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 305
Book Description
In FRACKING DINOSAURS ancient aquatic carnivores that have lived quietly for eons at the bottom of Cayuga Lake in upstate New York are driven to the surface when fracking fluid pollutes their pristine environment. As university paleontologists discover ancient fossils in the strata around the lake, camp counselors discover the fossils are alive and hungry. Gas and salt executives put profit before safety as they compete for the the resources under Cayuga Lake. This competition causes fracking generated earthquakes that rip open the salt mine under the lake flooding it and generating waves that devastate the people living around the lake.
Publisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1460221494
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 305
Book Description
In FRACKING DINOSAURS ancient aquatic carnivores that have lived quietly for eons at the bottom of Cayuga Lake in upstate New York are driven to the surface when fracking fluid pollutes their pristine environment. As university paleontologists discover ancient fossils in the strata around the lake, camp counselors discover the fossils are alive and hungry. Gas and salt executives put profit before safety as they compete for the the resources under Cayuga Lake. This competition causes fracking generated earthquakes that rip open the salt mine under the lake flooding it and generating waves that devastate the people living around the lake.