Author: Mary Dauterman
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 0762454407
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Reimagines forty-five classic children's book covers as twisted and raunchy versions for adults, including "Green Eggs and Hammered," "The Very Horny Caterpillar," and "Are You My Baby Daddy?".
Dirty Library
Author: Mary Dauterman
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 0762454407
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Reimagines forty-five classic children's book covers as twisted and raunchy versions for adults, including "Green Eggs and Hammered," "The Very Horny Caterpillar," and "Are You My Baby Daddy?".
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 0762454407
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Reimagines forty-five classic children's book covers as twisted and raunchy versions for adults, including "Green Eggs and Hammered," "The Very Horny Caterpillar," and "Are You My Baby Daddy?".
Dirty Daddy Fairy Tales
Author: Olivia Fox
Publisher: Olivia Fox Romance
ISBN: 1958059021
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 460
Book Description
Stone-hearted Predator. Hired Gun. But I call him “Daddy”. Liam Whittaker. A man who hides in the shadows to seek his prey. The battle scars on his face conceal him from the world. He’s a professional problem solver and I’m his biggest pain in the butt. He’s formidable. Focussed. Chased by fiends both real and imagined. But beneath the cynical, stern exterior lies a true and tender heart - one that needs to command me. Too bad he’s employed by bad guys to haul me in and punish me for my so-called crimes. Even though I’m tempted to remain and solve the mystery of his demanding discipline, I know I have to escape and flee from his desire. He and I don’t stand a chance. I’m his enemy. A computer hacking, book reading, board game playing nerd who pissed off the villains that sent Liam to find me. Once he delivers me to them, my geeky days on this earth are over. But his lips scorch my soul and fuse me to him. They say that only in the darkness can you see the stars, and under the spell of twilight, his devouring kisses shoot me up to the heavens. He tells me I’m a good girl. But I must run away, half-hoping all the while he’ll catch me and keep me. From USA Today Bestseller Olivia Fox comes this enemies to lovers, alpha romance. Captured is part of her Dirty Fairy Tales series, inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Each book is a standalone, naughty ever after. Deep-sea diver left for dead. A speechless siren finds him on the deserted strand. A guy who battles sharks, near drowning, and oozes danger. Eric García The waves of fate tossed him up on the shores of my solitude, and for the first time since the collision, I feel safe. A man who swims in the ocean depths, fearing nothing. Mentally and physically fit. He wants me to talk again. Why would he understand that I’ve stayed protected from the heartlessness of humans only by remaining here on the abandoned shore of the Pacific Ocean? Hiding. Silent. He’s rough. Bold. And insists that I call him “daddy”. But how can I when a horrible incident took my words away forever? Beneath the steely surface lies a devoted and gentle heart that I don’t want to disappoint - one that needs to claim me as his. No way am I going back to village with him so he can spoil me like he says I deserve. Even though his firm hand and punishments make me squirm, in a good way, this won’t work. I’m an unusual girl, twenty years his junior, who earns her living selling shellfish. The laughingstock of Briarville. Eric doesn’t know about the deal I sealed for my aunt’s silence - an arrangement I’d ruin by showing my face in town. His kisses set off a sharp, wild need in me, and I hope that mine tell him without speech that I love him. He demands that I’m his. But I realize this desire burning between us won’t survive the ugly that flourishes where the people are. This age gap, alpha romance, Claimed is part of the Dirty Fairy Tales series, inspired by The Little Mermaid. A real, live mountain man. Zeke Midas. A tasty morsel of a lumberjack at that. He’s an axe-wielding tree feller, plain-spoken and burly. Back in high school, he barely knew I existed except for our weekly tutoring sessions. It pains me to admit it, I’ve never encountered a man yummier than him. Now we’re both grown up, and he tells me it’s time to feed the wolf. That I’m the first and only female to speak to the animal he keeps hidden away. I’m not so sure about that. Zeke isn’t the only male to make my hormones sing, but he’s the only man I can’t forget. So what is it between us? Hormones, or happy ever after? Every night he lays me bare, looking into my eyes as he takes me to the abyss, and shows me the darkest, most depraved secrets inside me. Somehow he knows more about what I want than I do myself. The things he reveals to me... they’re obscene, scandalous... I can’t get enough of them. When he tells me he needs me. I realize I have to get away. Otherwise, he’s going to pull me into the powerful dark side with him forever, and show me once and for all what my wicked body is made for. Zeke is the wolf: a bad boy who likes to get his hands dirty. And just like that dark villain, he can see me better, hear me better and eat me better. The question is, am I ready? ★This mountain man, friends to lovers, alpha romance, Ravished is part of the Dirty Fairy Tales series, inspired by Little Red Riding Hood.Transport yourself into the charming and magical town of Briarville and beyond. Follow these commanding yet gentle heroes on their quests to find lasting love and naughtiness on the real live Lost Coast of California.★
Publisher: Olivia Fox Romance
ISBN: 1958059021
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 460
Book Description
Stone-hearted Predator. Hired Gun. But I call him “Daddy”. Liam Whittaker. A man who hides in the shadows to seek his prey. The battle scars on his face conceal him from the world. He’s a professional problem solver and I’m his biggest pain in the butt. He’s formidable. Focussed. Chased by fiends both real and imagined. But beneath the cynical, stern exterior lies a true and tender heart - one that needs to command me. Too bad he’s employed by bad guys to haul me in and punish me for my so-called crimes. Even though I’m tempted to remain and solve the mystery of his demanding discipline, I know I have to escape and flee from his desire. He and I don’t stand a chance. I’m his enemy. A computer hacking, book reading, board game playing nerd who pissed off the villains that sent Liam to find me. Once he delivers me to them, my geeky days on this earth are over. But his lips scorch my soul and fuse me to him. They say that only in the darkness can you see the stars, and under the spell of twilight, his devouring kisses shoot me up to the heavens. He tells me I’m a good girl. But I must run away, half-hoping all the while he’ll catch me and keep me. From USA Today Bestseller Olivia Fox comes this enemies to lovers, alpha romance. Captured is part of her Dirty Fairy Tales series, inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Each book is a standalone, naughty ever after. Deep-sea diver left for dead. A speechless siren finds him on the deserted strand. A guy who battles sharks, near drowning, and oozes danger. Eric García The waves of fate tossed him up on the shores of my solitude, and for the first time since the collision, I feel safe. A man who swims in the ocean depths, fearing nothing. Mentally and physically fit. He wants me to talk again. Why would he understand that I’ve stayed protected from the heartlessness of humans only by remaining here on the abandoned shore of the Pacific Ocean? Hiding. Silent. He’s rough. Bold. And insists that I call him “daddy”. But how can I when a horrible incident took my words away forever? Beneath the steely surface lies a devoted and gentle heart that I don’t want to disappoint - one that needs to claim me as his. No way am I going back to village with him so he can spoil me like he says I deserve. Even though his firm hand and punishments make me squirm, in a good way, this won’t work. I’m an unusual girl, twenty years his junior, who earns her living selling shellfish. The laughingstock of Briarville. Eric doesn’t know about the deal I sealed for my aunt’s silence - an arrangement I’d ruin by showing my face in town. His kisses set off a sharp, wild need in me, and I hope that mine tell him without speech that I love him. He demands that I’m his. But I realize this desire burning between us won’t survive the ugly that flourishes where the people are. This age gap, alpha romance, Claimed is part of the Dirty Fairy Tales series, inspired by The Little Mermaid. A real, live mountain man. Zeke Midas. A tasty morsel of a lumberjack at that. He’s an axe-wielding tree feller, plain-spoken and burly. Back in high school, he barely knew I existed except for our weekly tutoring sessions. It pains me to admit it, I’ve never encountered a man yummier than him. Now we’re both grown up, and he tells me it’s time to feed the wolf. That I’m the first and only female to speak to the animal he keeps hidden away. I’m not so sure about that. Zeke isn’t the only male to make my hormones sing, but he’s the only man I can’t forget. So what is it between us? Hormones, or happy ever after? Every night he lays me bare, looking into my eyes as he takes me to the abyss, and shows me the darkest, most depraved secrets inside me. Somehow he knows more about what I want than I do myself. The things he reveals to me... they’re obscene, scandalous... I can’t get enough of them. When he tells me he needs me. I realize I have to get away. Otherwise, he’s going to pull me into the powerful dark side with him forever, and show me once and for all what my wicked body is made for. Zeke is the wolf: a bad boy who likes to get his hands dirty. And just like that dark villain, he can see me better, hear me better and eat me better. The question is, am I ready? ★This mountain man, friends to lovers, alpha romance, Ravished is part of the Dirty Fairy Tales series, inspired by Little Red Riding Hood.Transport yourself into the charming and magical town of Briarville and beyond. Follow these commanding yet gentle heroes on their quests to find lasting love and naughtiness on the real live Lost Coast of California.★
My Dog Is As Smelly As Dirty Socks
Author: Hanoch Piven
Publisher: Schwartz & Wade
ISBN: 0307983641
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
How do you draw your smelly dog? Your playful daddy? Your yummy mommy? See how one girl does it in this simple, clever picture book that's comprised of family portraits made out of objects. For example, her baby brother is so noisy—he's as loud as a whistle, a horn, and even a fire truck!—that she creates a picture of him with whistles for eyes, a horn mouth, and holding a fire truck. After the girl has described everyone in her family (including herself, in great detail), she asks, "What does your special family look like?" encouraging readers to create their own portraits. With a list of objects at the end of the book to use as a guide, this is the ideal choice for budding artists everywhere. Here's a wonderful exploration of simile and metaphor for young readers. And don't miss the companion book My Best Friend is as Sharp as a Pencil!
Publisher: Schwartz & Wade
ISBN: 0307983641
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
How do you draw your smelly dog? Your playful daddy? Your yummy mommy? See how one girl does it in this simple, clever picture book that's comprised of family portraits made out of objects. For example, her baby brother is so noisy—he's as loud as a whistle, a horn, and even a fire truck!—that she creates a picture of him with whistles for eyes, a horn mouth, and holding a fire truck. After the girl has described everyone in her family (including herself, in great detail), she asks, "What does your special family look like?" encouraging readers to create their own portraits. With a list of objects at the end of the book to use as a guide, this is the ideal choice for budding artists everywhere. Here's a wonderful exploration of simile and metaphor for young readers. And don't miss the companion book My Best Friend is as Sharp as a Pencil!
I'm a Dirty Dinosaur
Author: Janeen Brian
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
ISBN: 1743481616
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 22
Book Description
From award-winning author Janeen Brian and award-winning illustrator Ann James, comes this gorgeous rhyming picture book about a naughty little dinosaur who loves to get dirty. Bright simple illustrations and rounded corners perfect for the very young. Stomp, splash, slide, dive . . . . This little dinosaur just loves mud!
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
ISBN: 1743481616
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 22
Book Description
From award-winning author Janeen Brian and award-winning illustrator Ann James, comes this gorgeous rhyming picture book about a naughty little dinosaur who loves to get dirty. Bright simple illustrations and rounded corners perfect for the very young. Stomp, splash, slide, dive . . . . This little dinosaur just loves mud!
Sizzling Hot Daddy
Author: Olivia Fox
Publisher: Olivia Fox Romance
ISBN: 1736574310
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 101
Book Description
Gracie’s lights go out in the middle of the night and Luke is the only one who can turn her back on. Come to find out, he’s a daddy dom who’s dying to shock her in bed. One thing is certain in this forced proximity story...sparks fly faster than you can say “spanking”! Luke: Gracie is too tempting. A hot mess. And she's too easy to access in my guest room. It's a real shame how her mouthwatering curves are driving me mad. Ruffly undies, little girl squeals and delicious voluptuousness all make me want to taste her. She’s armed with stuffed bunnies and a stockpile of vanilla cupcakes against the world. A world, which has shown her its worst before she was old enough to fight back. She needs a protector, and I won’t stop until she realizes I’m the man for the job. Will she learn to follow my rules? Or will she sass and disobey on purpose in order to receive my special brand of discipline? One thing is for sure, when an unwanted intruder from the past threatens the happiness we’ve found together, I’ll do whatever it takes to prove to Gracie that I’m loyal to the end. ★This is a standalone steamy romance and a part of the Lost Coast Daddies series. Each book can be enjoyed as a on its own. If you love HEAs featuring tough guys with a soft spot for their heroines, click the buy button to dive right in and experience the world of the Lost Coast Daddies: rugged men, sassy women, and sparks that fly.★
Publisher: Olivia Fox Romance
ISBN: 1736574310
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 101
Book Description
Gracie’s lights go out in the middle of the night and Luke is the only one who can turn her back on. Come to find out, he’s a daddy dom who’s dying to shock her in bed. One thing is certain in this forced proximity story...sparks fly faster than you can say “spanking”! Luke: Gracie is too tempting. A hot mess. And she's too easy to access in my guest room. It's a real shame how her mouthwatering curves are driving me mad. Ruffly undies, little girl squeals and delicious voluptuousness all make me want to taste her. She’s armed with stuffed bunnies and a stockpile of vanilla cupcakes against the world. A world, which has shown her its worst before she was old enough to fight back. She needs a protector, and I won’t stop until she realizes I’m the man for the job. Will she learn to follow my rules? Or will she sass and disobey on purpose in order to receive my special brand of discipline? One thing is for sure, when an unwanted intruder from the past threatens the happiness we’ve found together, I’ll do whatever it takes to prove to Gracie that I’m loyal to the end. ★This is a standalone steamy romance and a part of the Lost Coast Daddies series. Each book can be enjoyed as a on its own. If you love HEAs featuring tough guys with a soft spot for their heroines, click the buy button to dive right in and experience the world of the Lost Coast Daddies: rugged men, sassy women, and sparks that fly.★
Fairy Tale
Author: Stephen King
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1668052679
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 800
Book Description
"Legendary storyteller Stephen King goes into the deepest well of his imagination in this spellbinding novel about a seventeen-year-old boy who inherits the keys to a parallel world where good and evil are at war, and the stakes could not be higher--for that world or ours." --
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1668052679
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 800
Book Description
"Legendary storyteller Stephen King goes into the deepest well of his imagination in this spellbinding novel about a seventeen-year-old boy who inherits the keys to a parallel world where good and evil are at war, and the stakes could not be higher--for that world or ours." --
I'm Dirty!
Author: Kate McMullan
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0060092939
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Clank! Rattle! Bang! Who's making all that noise? Backhoe Loader, reporting for duty. Cleaning up a mess? Easy as pie. Make that a mud pie. RRRRRM! RRRRRM! Who wants to be clean when it's so much fun being dirty? Clunk! I just LOVE my job!
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0060092939
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Clank! Rattle! Bang! Who's making all that noise? Backhoe Loader, reporting for duty. Cleaning up a mess? Easy as pie. Make that a mud pie. RRRRRM! RRRRRM! Who wants to be clean when it's so much fun being dirty? Clunk! I just LOVE my job!
Fairy Wings
Author: E. D. Baker
Publisher: A&C Black
ISBN: 1408831945
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 338
Book Description
An irresistible collision of worlds as ordinary schoolgirl becomes fairy princess. From the author of The Frog Princess series
Publisher: A&C Black
ISBN: 1408831945
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 338
Book Description
An irresistible collision of worlds as ordinary schoolgirl becomes fairy princess. From the author of The Frog Princess series
The Fairytale Keeper
Author: Andrea Cefalo
Publisher: Andrea Cefalo
ISBN: 9780985167813
Category : Cologne (Germany)
Languages : en
Pages : 274
Book Description
Many called her Snow White, but few knew her as the Fairytale Keeper. Snow White was a pet name her mother had given her, but her mother's dead now. Adelaide hates that name anyway. A rampant fever claimed Adelaide's mother just like a thousand others in Cologne where the people die without Last Rites and the dead are dumped in a large pit outside of the city walls. Adelaide's father is determined to obtain a funeral for his wife, but that requires bribing the parish priest, Father Soren. When Soren commits an unforgivable atrocity, he pushes Adelaide to her breaking point, but if she seeks justice against the cruel priest, she risks sacrificing everything: her father, her friends, her first love, and maybe even her life.
Publisher: Andrea Cefalo
ISBN: 9780985167813
Category : Cologne (Germany)
Languages : en
Pages : 274
Book Description
Many called her Snow White, but few knew her as the Fairytale Keeper. Snow White was a pet name her mother had given her, but her mother's dead now. Adelaide hates that name anyway. A rampant fever claimed Adelaide's mother just like a thousand others in Cologne where the people die without Last Rites and the dead are dumped in a large pit outside of the city walls. Adelaide's father is determined to obtain a funeral for his wife, but that requires bribing the parish priest, Father Soren. When Soren commits an unforgivable atrocity, he pushes Adelaide to her breaking point, but if she seeks justice against the cruel priest, she risks sacrificing everything: her father, her friends, her first love, and maybe even her life.
Sugar and Spice
Author: Sarah Mlynowski
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
ISBN: 0545851068
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 178
Book Description
That's the way the cookie crumbles Yum Our magic mirror has dropped me and my brother, Jonah, into the story of Hansel and Gretel. If we're lucky, we may even get to taste the cake-house... But we didn't count on accidentally getting trapped. The real Hansel and Gretel are on the run, and Jonah and I have taken their place. And the witch is making a kid casserole for dinner... Now we have to: - Avoid being eaten - Pretend our dog is a cat - Learn to make kale smoothies - Befriend a talking duck Or we may never make it back to our home sweet home
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
ISBN: 0545851068
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 178
Book Description
That's the way the cookie crumbles Yum Our magic mirror has dropped me and my brother, Jonah, into the story of Hansel and Gretel. If we're lucky, we may even get to taste the cake-house... But we didn't count on accidentally getting trapped. The real Hansel and Gretel are on the run, and Jonah and I have taken their place. And the witch is making a kid casserole for dinner... Now we have to: - Avoid being eaten - Pretend our dog is a cat - Learn to make kale smoothies - Befriend a talking duck Or we may never make it back to our home sweet home