Author: Michael Alvear
Publisher: Woodpecker Media
ISBN: 0997772492
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 158

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Two evangelicals who “prefer saviors who weren’t crucified” teach Trump supporters how to channel their inner Orange in this savagely funny satire disguised as a self-help book. First lesson: There’s no gold at the end of the Golden Rule. “A barbed send-up...filled with satirical glee!” —KIRKUS REVIEWS “What Would Donald Do?” A client is about to lose a promotion to an African-American. Another can’t get her daughter to lose weight. “What would Donald do?” ask the evangelical gurus, as they coach their clients into behaving like America’s wealthiest hemorrhoid. “Lies are unborn facts.” A nerdy client wants help filling out the profile on his dating app. A boob-honking client competes against a woman for CEO. Our Trump Whisperers show them how to go Tourette’s with the truth and ignore their conscience when it clangs like an Amber Alert. “You have a Christian duty to insult everyone.” Laugh through the rage. Find out why Trump supporters made this America’s #1 Returned Book! * Afterword by the winner of the 2016 presidential election, Vladimir Putin. RAVE REVIEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE! “I prefer books that weren’t published.” -- Donald Trump “If I had a sense of humor this book would’ve made me laugh!” -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders “Luckily, I’m a reptile so this book didn’t get under my skin.” -- Stephen Miller “What’s satire?” -- Kanye West

Author: Thomas Lance
Publisher: Mill Creek Literary Properties
ISBN: 1547157097
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 385

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Eleanor Carpenter is a young, rags-to-riches real estate mogul who challenges a popular candidate from the elite political establishment for the position of governor of Oregon. The establishment candidate presides over several secret funding sources, one of which is located in an isolated wildlife refuge. After securing an unlikely ally, Eleanor surmounts several threats to her candidacy that her opponent deploys, but when she is lured to resolve an unlawful occupation at the refuge on the eve of the election, Eleanor discovers herself ensnared within the sinister grip of her most dangerous challenge.

Author: Charles Eliot Norton
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Languages : en
Pages : 328

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Author: Kim Cormack
Publisher: Mythomedia
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 340

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The fate of the new Ankh in Immortal Testing hangs in the balance. Will they survive the trials and prove themselves worthy of immortality? This captivating saga takes an uproarious turn as Lexy navigates a sci-fi fantasy afterlife rife with dark comedy. Within this realm, three Clans of immortal antiheroes clash and collaborate in unexpected ways. The story's core revolves around the impending Summit in the Third-Tier World. Lexy is paired with her arch-nemesis in the colosseum partnership that sizzles with tension and titillation. Amidst the battles and confrontations of the Summit, an electrifying encounter stirs an urgency to explore a dark attraction. Yet, the path to love and self-discovery is laden with challenges. Sacrifices must be made, and the otherworldly inventions surrounding them blur the line between possibility and peril. As if that wasn't enough, cloned Earthlings of historical significance are reduced to dinosaur snacks, adding a surreal layer of danger to an already complex taLexy's fierce determination is pitted against her burgeoning bond with her nemesis, igniting doubts and desires. A halftime tryst with her sworn enemy threatens to unravel the fragile threads of her Handler bond, and Lexy must navigate the treacherous waters of loyalty and love. Amidst the chaos, Prince Amadeus emerges as an ally, testing the limits of friendship. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride through an otherworldly realm where fate, love, and immortality intertwine in thrilling and comical ways. The stage is set for a climactic showdown as alliances shift, desires ignite, and destinies collide. In this intoxicating blend of dark fantasy and rib-tickling comedy, Lexy and her fellow antiheroes will captivate your heart and leave you breathless for more. Get ready to blush, laugh, and be swept away on a journey where the only certainty is the uncertainty of what comes next. READ IT NOW!

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Languages : en
Pages : 466

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Author: Max Byrd
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 0345544285
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 450

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In this sweeping, marvelously written novel, Max Byrd, the celebrated author of Jefferson and Grant, presents a superb portrait of Andrew Jackson, a President remembered for his strong will and tempestuous nature—and regarded as “the most dangerous man in America” by none other than Thomas Jefferson. He became a legend during the War of 1812. He was a slave owner, land speculator, and Indian fighter. He stole another man’s wife, murdered men in duels, and ordered military executions. But Andrew Jackson was also an impassioned supporter of universal suffrage and an ardent believer in the will of the people. Here the story of our controversial seventh President is told from a variety of viewpoints, including that of a young writer named David Chase who discovers, on the eve of the presidential election, a secret that could change the future of the nation. Along the way, readers encounter such notable figures as John Quincy Adams, Aaron Burr, and Sam Houston, and bear witness to an America in transition—and a man as unpredictable as democracy itself. “Max Byrd’s historical novels about the third and seventh presidents bring both men alive in ways that only a literary imagination can.”—George F. Will, The Washington Post “With Jackson, [Max] Byrd has vaulted . . . into the front rank of American historical novelists.”—The Wall Street Journal “Vivid and compelling . . . a convincing and intriguing portrait of Jackson as he might have been.”—The Plain Dealer “Full of action, emotion, and insight, Max Byrd’s Jackson deserves to stand with the finest works of historical fiction.”—San Francisco Chronicle “Grounded in excellent, detailed historical research, Byrd paints a rich, multilayered portrait.”—Chicago Tribune

Author: Charles Eliot Norton
Publisher:
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Category : Fairy tales
Languages : en
Pages : 352

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Languages : en
Pages : 1158

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Author: Matthew T. Lee
Publisher: Oxford University Press
ISBN: 0199931887
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 316

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Drawing on a random survey of 1,200 men and women across the United States, this book sheds new light on how Americans wake up to the reality of divine love and how that transformative experience expresses itself in concrete acts of benevolence.

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Languages : en
Pages : 370

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