Author: Leland Gregory
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449402046
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 162
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From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing to his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Now, Gregory--sets his sights north to the frozen tundra of Canada to skewer Canadians, in Canaduh: Idiots from the Frozen North. Inside Canaduh: Idiots from the Frozen North, Gregory offers hundreds of accounts of Canadian stupidity at its most random and bizarre, starring French-speaking Quebecois, Yukon fur trappers, and Arctic Circle Eskimos. Because the stories Leland chronicles are just that unbelievable, each anecdote, quote, or factoid is presented with relevant background information--including its verified news source.
Author: Nathan Smithe
Publisher: Nathan Smithe
ISBN: 1448682789
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 234
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Join God and Jebus and The Holy Toaster and Gilberto McCheasyfries the Sheep and a slew of others in The Bible 2.0, a magical tale of drama, intrigue, fantasy, murder, magic, drugs, thermonuclear physics, sex, prison life, basket weaving, and unicorns.. each spine tingling word more exiting than the previous! Word!
Author: Leland Gregory
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1629148474
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 155
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If you or someone you know has just turned fifty, it’s time to accept that the rules of life have changed, and that fifty is not the new thirty for most of us. Leland Gregory understands the forgetful minds, sagging bodies, and flagging pride of his fellow middle-agers, and in 50 Things Not to Do after 50, he offers helpful advice aimed at combating the humiliations this stage of life can bring. For example, regardless of your gender, under no circumstances should you ever attempt to wear leather pants start a story that involves a lot of names—you'll forget most of them before the story is over stalk your high school sweetheart on Facebook. You might discover the person you had the hots for in 10th grade isn’t so hot anymore get drunk in Pamplona and deciding to run with the bulls volunteer to be a drug mule Say things like "fo’shizzle," "whatev," or "cray-cray" And do we really need to mention thongs, Speedos, or jeggings? 50 Things Not to Do after 50 is a lighthearted and sometimes painfully on-target book about how what we used to do in our twenties, thirties, and forties should be avoided at all costs now that we’re in our fifties.
Author: Harvey J. Philpot
Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand
ISBN: 3368126784
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 262
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Reprint of the original, first published in 1871.
Author: Frank Markward
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 166
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Author: Foresta Gump
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 151442634X
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 120
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The Compilations of Foresta Gump is unique in it’s perspective in that Multi-Best Selling Authors included are Joe Vitale in The Secret and The Law of Attraction and Tracy Repchuk Internet Marketing Guru and Marsha Friedman PR Insider. Their full-sized color photos compliment an individual Advertising poem I wrote for each Featured author depicting their greatness. This book is meant to entertain you to give escapement from mediocrity—a great read no doubt you’ll find! Included are Foresta Gump’s Perspectives—Foresta’s Friends—News—Humor—Pieces of Tale—Tall Tales—True short amazing stories—Poetry which carries a message.
Author: Leland Gregory
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449402070
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 113
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Alaskan governor Sarah Palin launched onto the national political scene in 2008 when she was unexpectedly chosen as John McCain's running mate. Soon after, her oratory foibles, shaky stance on political policy, and ignorance of national/world affairs became priceless fodder for journalists and comedians. Now New York Times best-selling human stupidity historian Leland Gregory sets his sights on everyone's favorite rogue hockey-mom in You Betcha! The Witless Wisdom of Sarah Palin. Whether she's bagging on the President at a Tea Party, waging war on Family Guy, or slandering Bristol's ex-beau, one thing's for certain--Sarah Palin loves to be heard. Gregory has hunted down Palin's most cringe-worthy comments, including excerpts from the infamous Katie Couric interview, her acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention, and sketchy explanations for her resignation as governor. Death panels, helicopter moose hunting, and all of her magic maverick moments are included in this anthology of photos, quotes, and anecdotal material that is sure to keep readers laughing so hard they'll want to cry.
Author: Leland Gregory
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449406734
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 418
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An A-to-Z treasury of dumb, disastrous, and hard-to-believe human behavior from the New York Times-bestselling author of Stupid History! * A doctor’s actual diagnostic notation: The patient is married but sexually active. * “Shooting Reported at Firing Range” —The State, Columbia, South Carolina, August 4, 2006 * Arrested for public urination in Bowling Green, Ohio: Mr. Joshua Pees. —The Sentinel-Tribune, Bowling Green, Ohio, September 5, 2001 From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. This best-of collection features fifty percent new material and fifty percent fan favorites, arranged alphabetically by topic. And because the stories Gregory chronicles are just that unbelievable, each anecdote, quote, or factoid is presented with relevant background information, including its verified news source.
Author: Ann M. Martin
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545690579
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 190
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The Baby-Sitters find adventure and romance in when they spend the week in Europe in this entry from the classic, hit series. The BSC is going global! Kristy, Stacey, Abby, Jessi, and Mallory have signed up for the best school trip yet: a week in London and Paris! Stacey can’t wait to go shopping and to museums. Jessi’s excited about a special dance performance. Abby’s dying to visit the BSC’s little princess, Victoria Kent. Mal’s looking forward to meeting her distant cousins. And Kristy finds love . . . when she least expects it. This time the Baby-sitters are going to have plenty to write home about! The best friends you’ll ever have—with classic BSC covers!
Author: HistoryCaps
Publisher: BookCaps Study Guides
ISBN: 1621073157
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 64
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Bands from Jimmy Eat World to Green Day have one thing in common--they would be nothing without punk. This book explores punks earliest roots and takes the reader all the way to the present--from Second Wave and New Wave to Oi! and Punk, it's all here. Along the way, you will read all about the feuds, the gossip, and the rock and roll partying. HistoryCaps is an imprint of BookCaps Study Guides. With each book, a brief period of history is recapped. We publish a wide array of topics (from baseball and music to science and philosophy), so check our growing catalogue regularly to see our newest books.
