Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781946178046
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781946178046
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781946178046
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
The Sign of the Beaver
Author: Elizabeth George Speare
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0547348703
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 149
Book Description
A 1984 Newbery Honor Book Although he faces responsibility bravely, thirteen-year-old Matt is more than a little apprehensive when his father leaves him alone to guard their new cabin in the wilderness. When a renegade white stranger steals his gun, Matt realizes he has no way to shoot game or to protect himself. When Matt meets Attean, a boy in the Beaver clan, he begins to better understand their way of life and their growing problem in adapting to the white man and the changing frontier. Elizabeth George Speare’s Newbery Honor-winning survival story is filled with wonderful detail about living in the wilderness and the relationships that formed between settlers and natives in the 1700s. Now with an introduction by Joseph Bruchac.
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0547348703
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 149
Book Description
A 1984 Newbery Honor Book Although he faces responsibility bravely, thirteen-year-old Matt is more than a little apprehensive when his father leaves him alone to guard their new cabin in the wilderness. When a renegade white stranger steals his gun, Matt realizes he has no way to shoot game or to protect himself. When Matt meets Attean, a boy in the Beaver clan, he begins to better understand their way of life and their growing problem in adapting to the white man and the changing frontier. Elizabeth George Speare’s Newbery Honor-winning survival story is filled with wonderful detail about living in the wilderness and the relationships that formed between settlers and natives in the 1700s. Now with an introduction by Joseph Bruchac.
Dee's Big Nuts
Author: Mark Thunder
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781515326762
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781515326762
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
Cucumber Curtis
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Cucumber Curtis is very excited to come home and nourish you. It's his destiny to become a delicious gourmet meal for you. But his destiny changes when his trip to the kitchen take a detour to moms bedroom.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Cucumber Curtis is very excited to come home and nourish you. It's his destiny to become a delicious gourmet meal for you. But his destiny changes when his trip to the kitchen take a detour to moms bedroom.
O is for Old School
Author: James Tyler
Publisher: Wide Eyed Editions
ISBN: 178603932X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 35
Book Description
O is for Old School takes you and your lil’ one on an alphabetical journey through the most iconic words and phrases in hip-hop. For new parents, hip-hop lingo takes on new meanings: now Peace comes at naptime, a Hood is worn on a head and when baby’s Flow, it’s going to get wet. Let your baby know that their parents weren’t always as Wack as they are right now, remember your Old School days and become the freshest parent in your playgroup; while your kid learns their ABCs like a G. If you need to brush up on your slang, it’s All Good—there’s a hip-hop glossary at the back. Word to the Muthas…and the poppas.
Publisher: Wide Eyed Editions
ISBN: 178603932X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 35
Book Description
O is for Old School takes you and your lil’ one on an alphabetical journey through the most iconic words and phrases in hip-hop. For new parents, hip-hop lingo takes on new meanings: now Peace comes at naptime, a Hood is worn on a head and when baby’s Flow, it’s going to get wet. Let your baby know that their parents weren’t always as Wack as they are right now, remember your Old School days and become the freshest parent in your playgroup; while your kid learns their ABCs like a G. If you need to brush up on your slang, it’s All Good—there’s a hip-hop glossary at the back. Word to the Muthas…and the poppas.
Do You Want to Play with My Balls?
Author: Christopher Cifaldi
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780985948719
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780985948719
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Show Me Your Cock
Author: Bryan Lawrence
Publisher: Manchild Books
ISBN: 9781087831671
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
"Show Me Your Cock" is a children's poetry book for adults about a young boy being shown several roosters throughout his lifetime. It is a quest that you will undoubtedly follow with great anticipation. From his neighbor to his best friend, he is shown many different varieties of roosters. What cock will he see next and how? ANYBODY can enjoy it. Even your grandma will want to see what kind of cock will be on the next page. Read it to a crowd or cheer up an angry hobo with "Show Me Your Cock".
Publisher: Manchild Books
ISBN: 9781087831671
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
"Show Me Your Cock" is a children's poetry book for adults about a young boy being shown several roosters throughout his lifetime. It is a quest that you will undoubtedly follow with great anticipation. From his neighbor to his best friend, he is shown many different varieties of roosters. What cock will he see next and how? ANYBODY can enjoy it. Even your grandma will want to see what kind of cock will be on the next page. Read it to a crowd or cheer up an angry hobo with "Show Me Your Cock".
Would You Like to Play with My Pussy?
Author: Gary Galvin
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544802084
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Dear pussy lovers, Do you like to play with pussy? If you do, this is the book for you! This fun, beautiful illustrated playful book will surely crack you up with laughter. The innocent little cute story will get you spend all day reading and laughing. Perfect gifts for adults for all occasions: gag gift, baby showers, birthday parties, and wedding presents. *You should not read this to your children. The must have book for all pussy lovers! Get this book now and start laughing.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544802084
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Dear pussy lovers, Do you like to play with pussy? If you do, this is the book for you! This fun, beautiful illustrated playful book will surely crack you up with laughter. The innocent little cute story will get you spend all day reading and laughing. Perfect gifts for adults for all occasions: gag gift, baby showers, birthday parties, and wedding presents. *You should not read this to your children. The must have book for all pussy lovers! Get this book now and start laughing.
Five Busy Beavers
Author: Stella Partheniou Grasso
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510721460
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 31
Book Description
Five busy beavers building up a dam, closing up the river where the salmon swam. Gnawing down trees and ferrying the logs. Slapping on the mud that they gathered from the bog. Along came a muskrat who wanted to play, and one little beaver swam away. Five little beavers are hard at work on their dam until, one by one, their forest friends pull them away to play. After visits from a muskrat, a heron, a frog, and a turtle, there’s just one hardworking beaver left at the end of the day. But when the fifth tired beaver leaves her sticks and mud behind and heads back to the lodge, a big surprise awaits! With catchy, playful rhyme, irresistibly cute illustrations, and a supplementary page of facts about all the species featured, Five Busy Beavers makes counting and learning fun!
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510721460
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 31
Book Description
Five busy beavers building up a dam, closing up the river where the salmon swam. Gnawing down trees and ferrying the logs. Slapping on the mud that they gathered from the bog. Along came a muskrat who wanted to play, and one little beaver swam away. Five little beavers are hard at work on their dam until, one by one, their forest friends pull them away to play. After visits from a muskrat, a heron, a frog, and a turtle, there’s just one hardworking beaver left at the end of the day. But when the fifth tired beaver leaves her sticks and mud behind and heads back to the lodge, a big surprise awaits! With catchy, playful rhyme, irresistibly cute illustrations, and a supplementary page of facts about all the species featured, Five Busy Beavers makes counting and learning fun!
Hookers & Blow Save Christmas
Author: Munty C Pepin
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781777225124
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 22
Book Description
Tom Transport is stuck in the snow with a load of presents and Hookers and Blow must rescue him in time for the town Christmas party.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781777225124
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 22
Book Description
Tom Transport is stuck in the snow with a load of presents and Hookers and Blow must rescue him in time for the town Christmas party.