Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher: Troll Communications
ISBN: 9780816745210
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher: Turtleback
ISBN: 9780613762946
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

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Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780439643573
Category : Crime
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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You won't believe some of the bird-brained things people have done. This book is packed with stories that are ridiculous, outrageous--and true!

Author: Randy Geren
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN:
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 21

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Imperfection can sometimes make a child feel inadequate and begin a lifetime of self-esteem issues. Parents and authority figures in our early years sometimes forget to say, "It is okay, I love you anyway," and that is the motivation for Bloopers, Blunders, and Colossal Mistakes. The book features a Solenodon, which is one of the clumsiest and awkward animals in nature, sometimes tripping over their own feet. In the book, he makes every mistake possible, but for the most part is oblivious to his blunders. He gives off the "how did this happen?" vibe, but continues to press forward enjoying his adventures.

Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 9780941711814
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 198

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A collection of humorous language bloopers including misspelled words, bungled translations, mangled modifiers, and much more.

Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0671000365
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 212

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Presents a collection of humorous language errors from newspaper headlines, politician's remarks, court transcripts, insurance forms, signs, and classified ads.

Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
ISBN: 1429906391
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 224

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For years wordsmith and punster Richard Lederer has charmed and delighted fans with his bestselling "Anguished English" series. In his funniest book yet, readers will again cherish the author's latest chronicle of the goofs and gaffes and fluffs and flubs of our anguished language. And the best part? Everything in here actually occurred! Nothing has been made up! Bloopers from foreign restaurants include: * "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." * "As for the tripe served here, you will be singing its praises to your grandchildren on your deathbed." Excerpts from students' twisted history papers include: * "World War I made the people so sad that it brought on the Great Depression." * "America was founded by four fathers. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Decoration of Independence, which says that all men are cremated equal and are well endowed by their creator." Hilarious illustrations by Jim McLean make The Bride of Anguished English the perfect book for anyone who loves English with all its blunders and bloopers and quips and quirks.

Author: Gyles Brandreth
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0241427304
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 199

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Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles! WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? An embarrassed Penguin A sunburnt elephant A newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be! 'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth

Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Dell
ISBN: 0440215773
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 209

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All the joy of the best-selling Anguished English is back! 2,000 all-new side-splitting flubs, fluffs, and hilariously funny accidental assaults on our language.

Author: Sidney L. Landau
Publisher: Doubleday
ISBN: 0307483967
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 816

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A reference book that belongs on every desk--one of the handiest, best-organized, and most reliable thesauruses available, newly updated to reflect the American language of today.