Author: Chris Whyatt
Publisher: Chris Whyatt
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 164
Book Description
A humorous retelling for a different generation. Who is Phil Osafa? What is it that The Dissentry of Magic actually do? How do you persuade your (drinking, gambling, thieving) weenix to behave like a respectable owl? What is ditchwitch? And why can't girls play? How do you tame the tiny, ugly, vicious - yet strangely desirable - guardian on the third floor? The answers are waiting inside this clever little file of fluid locations... Barry's uncles, Vermont and Patrice, are petrified of all things magical (they don't mind the tax avoidance part so much) and try everything to stop him from taking his rightful place at Pigsnorts School of Wizardry, Witchery, and Judicial Evasion. With the help of wild, magical giant, Rumorous Haggard, he begins to learn of a world beyond Muddledom. New friends, Don Wheezeasy, Penelope Perfect, and Hermainly Grunger join him, lifting his spirits (Breville Shortass being more of a dampener) and an incredible adventure is about to begin!
Barry & Ruffles
Author: Chris Whyatt
Publisher: Chris Whyatt
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 164
Book Description
A humorous retelling for a different generation. Who is Phil Osafa? What is it that The Dissentry of Magic actually do? How do you persuade your (drinking, gambling, thieving) weenix to behave like a respectable owl? What is ditchwitch? And why can't girls play? How do you tame the tiny, ugly, vicious - yet strangely desirable - guardian on the third floor? The answers are waiting inside this clever little file of fluid locations... Barry's uncles, Vermont and Patrice, are petrified of all things magical (they don't mind the tax avoidance part so much) and try everything to stop him from taking his rightful place at Pigsnorts School of Wizardry, Witchery, and Judicial Evasion. With the help of wild, magical giant, Rumorous Haggard, he begins to learn of a world beyond Muddledom. New friends, Don Wheezeasy, Penelope Perfect, and Hermainly Grunger join him, lifting his spirits (Breville Shortass being more of a dampener) and an incredible adventure is about to begin!
Publisher: Chris Whyatt
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 164
Book Description
A humorous retelling for a different generation. Who is Phil Osafa? What is it that The Dissentry of Magic actually do? How do you persuade your (drinking, gambling, thieving) weenix to behave like a respectable owl? What is ditchwitch? And why can't girls play? How do you tame the tiny, ugly, vicious - yet strangely desirable - guardian on the third floor? The answers are waiting inside this clever little file of fluid locations... Barry's uncles, Vermont and Patrice, are petrified of all things magical (they don't mind the tax avoidance part so much) and try everything to stop him from taking his rightful place at Pigsnorts School of Wizardry, Witchery, and Judicial Evasion. With the help of wild, magical giant, Rumorous Haggard, he begins to learn of a world beyond Muddledom. New friends, Don Wheezeasy, Penelope Perfect, and Hermainly Grunger join him, lifting his spirits (Breville Shortass being more of a dampener) and an incredible adventure is about to begin!
Barry Potter
Author: Chris Whyatt
Publisher: Chris Whyatt
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 274
Book Description
A humorous retelling for a different era... There's something familiar about the story, but the dimension is all wrong... Who is Phil Osafa? And who is trying to steal the legendary grindarock? Turning the envelope over, his hand trembling, Barry saw a wax seal bearing a coat of arms; a fox, a weasel, a vulture and a snake surrounding a large letter 'P'. Barry Potter had never even heard of Pigsnorts when the letters started dropping on the doormat at number ninety-nine, Primrose Close. Addressed in fake octarine ink, on parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his uncles, Vermont and Patrice. Then, on Barry's eleventh birthday, a great giant of a man called Rumerous Haggard bursts in with some astonishing news: Barry Potter is a wizard! (Possibly) And a magical liar! (Or lawyer, in Muddle tongue) And he has been offered a place at Pigsnorts School of Witchcraft, Wizardry & Judicial Evasion ... an incredible adventure is about to begin!
Publisher: Chris Whyatt
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 274
Book Description
A humorous retelling for a different era... There's something familiar about the story, but the dimension is all wrong... Who is Phil Osafa? And who is trying to steal the legendary grindarock? Turning the envelope over, his hand trembling, Barry saw a wax seal bearing a coat of arms; a fox, a weasel, a vulture and a snake surrounding a large letter 'P'. Barry Potter had never even heard of Pigsnorts when the letters started dropping on the doormat at number ninety-nine, Primrose Close. Addressed in fake octarine ink, on parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his uncles, Vermont and Patrice. Then, on Barry's eleventh birthday, a great giant of a man called Rumerous Haggard bursts in with some astonishing news: Barry Potter is a wizard! (Possibly) And a magical liar! (Or lawyer, in Muddle tongue) And he has been offered a place at Pigsnorts School of Witchcraft, Wizardry & Judicial Evasion ... an incredible adventure is about to begin!
Lights of a Hometown Harbor
Author: Christina Hamlett
Publisher: BookCountry
ISBN: 1463002955
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 143
Book Description
When Morgan, a writer for a Seattle children’s show, advertises for a boarder to help share the rent on her Whidbey Island lighthouse, she has no idea that it will bring with it a part of the past she yearns to forget. Her new tenant is Barry Wells, an entertainment lawyer from New York. Wealthy, articulate, respectful, devastatingly handsome and, from the ring on his left hand, married. While Wells will certainly solve her current financial woes, a new crisis was created the moment their eyes met. Suddenly, her peaceful life is turned upside down by questions that have no answers - the family he seems to devoted to and yet leaves for the entire summer...his pride and joy - a darling little daughter whose face reminds Morgan of the painful emptiness in her own life. And why should Barry Wells come all the way to Whidbey if he's searching for new talent in Seattle? One look at him and it's obvious that he has never stayed anywhere but the very best hotels. He belongs on the cover of GQ, she thinks, not in an Eddie Bauer catalogue. The tension mounts when Morgan discovers by accident that he has a connection to Vinnie Prosio, her ex-husband - an aspiring musician at the time they divorced but now a rock superstar with all the excesses that go with it.
Publisher: BookCountry
ISBN: 1463002955
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 143
Book Description
When Morgan, a writer for a Seattle children’s show, advertises for a boarder to help share the rent on her Whidbey Island lighthouse, she has no idea that it will bring with it a part of the past she yearns to forget. Her new tenant is Barry Wells, an entertainment lawyer from New York. Wealthy, articulate, respectful, devastatingly handsome and, from the ring on his left hand, married. While Wells will certainly solve her current financial woes, a new crisis was created the moment their eyes met. Suddenly, her peaceful life is turned upside down by questions that have no answers - the family he seems to devoted to and yet leaves for the entire summer...his pride and joy - a darling little daughter whose face reminds Morgan of the painful emptiness in her own life. And why should Barry Wells come all the way to Whidbey if he's searching for new talent in Seattle? One look at him and it's obvious that he has never stayed anywhere but the very best hotels. He belongs on the cover of GQ, she thinks, not in an Eddie Bauer catalogue. The tension mounts when Morgan discovers by accident that he has a connection to Vinnie Prosio, her ex-husband - an aspiring musician at the time they divorced but now a rock superstar with all the excesses that go with it.
No Man's Heart
Author: Jamiel Jones
Publisher: Jamiel Jones
ISBN: 1733004343
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 352
Book Description
For one hundred years, Anomaly Day has destroyed the world. For one hundred years, three factions have warred for supremacy over the land that remains. For one hundred years, the Sickness has devastated the last of humanity. In 2145, siblings by circumstance, Mia and Leon Jackson will do anything for each other. So when Mia’s captured by the Savages of Calamity Clan, Leon sets off to save her, but when the time comes, Mia refuses his help. She’s always considered the Savages as scum, but upon meeting the leader of Calamity Clan, feelings far distant from hate ignite in her heart. Soon she’ll have to choose between the people she vowed to erase and the ones who saved her long ago. Regardless of the choice she makes, she’ll become a target for elimination. Leon develops a Gift. The Republic for Freedom wants to use him for a cure, and his enemies want to use him for war, but time is running out. The planet’s a ticking time bomb. The Runesians to the west gain ground. And Leon dies a little more each day. The fate of humanity is up to them
Publisher: Jamiel Jones
ISBN: 1733004343
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 352
Book Description
For one hundred years, Anomaly Day has destroyed the world. For one hundred years, three factions have warred for supremacy over the land that remains. For one hundred years, the Sickness has devastated the last of humanity. In 2145, siblings by circumstance, Mia and Leon Jackson will do anything for each other. So when Mia’s captured by the Savages of Calamity Clan, Leon sets off to save her, but when the time comes, Mia refuses his help. She’s always considered the Savages as scum, but upon meeting the leader of Calamity Clan, feelings far distant from hate ignite in her heart. Soon she’ll have to choose between the people she vowed to erase and the ones who saved her long ago. Regardless of the choice she makes, she’ll become a target for elimination. Leon develops a Gift. The Republic for Freedom wants to use him for a cure, and his enemies want to use him for war, but time is running out. The planet’s a ticking time bomb. The Runesians to the west gain ground. And Leon dies a little more each day. The fate of humanity is up to them
A New English Dictionary on Historical Principles
Author: James Augustus Henry Murray
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English language
Languages : en
Pages : 960
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English language
Languages : en
Pages : 960
Book Description
Mercy Tilly's Angel
Author:
Publisher: Writers Republic LLC
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 656
Book Description
Tilly Marie Dutchess. A sorceress living in the elusive country of Mercy a couple thousand years after the third World War, Tilly serves the titular League of Sorcerers alongside her four best friends and her brothers. With an upcoming election for the Captain of the League of Sorcerers, and a family secret that leaves Tilly and her loved ones in grave danger, she finds herself in a whirlwind. She fights against the odds that attempt to suppress her, has her heart stolen, and experiences the beauty and pain life has dealt to her. A promise to keep those she loves safe. To be herself. And to rise against the odds.
Publisher: Writers Republic LLC
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 656
Book Description
Tilly Marie Dutchess. A sorceress living in the elusive country of Mercy a couple thousand years after the third World War, Tilly serves the titular League of Sorcerers alongside her four best friends and her brothers. With an upcoming election for the Captain of the League of Sorcerers, and a family secret that leaves Tilly and her loved ones in grave danger, she finds herself in a whirlwind. She fights against the odds that attempt to suppress her, has her heart stolen, and experiences the beauty and pain life has dealt to her. A promise to keep those she loves safe. To be herself. And to rise against the odds.
Memoirs of Barry Lyndon, esq., and The fatal boots
Author: William Makepeace Thackeray
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 472
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 472
Book Description
Miscellanies: The memoirs of Barry Lyndon, Esq. A legend of the Rhine. Rebecca and Rowena. A little dinner at Timmins's. The Bedford-Row conspiracy
Author: William Makepeace Thackeray
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English literature
Languages : en
Pages : 534
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English literature
Languages : en
Pages : 534
Book Description
The Memoirs of Barry Lyndon, Esq
Author: William Makepeace Thackeray
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : 1856
Languages : en
Pages : 324
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : 1856
Languages : en
Pages : 324
Book Description
The Memoirs of Barry Lyndon and A Little Dinner at Timmins's
Author: William Makepeace Thackeray
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 344
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 344
Book Description