Barf Blast

Barf Blast PDF Author: Susan Berran
Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
ISBN: 1978595816
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 146

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Book Description
If you throw up, will it land on your head? Where does your nose go when it runs? This seriously gross, action-packed collection of short stories asks all the icky questions—and gives disgustingly accurate answers! Witty language and wacky illustrations will hook even the most reluctant readers, and have kids gagging for more. Silly situations and fun facts make this book on barf a perfect choice for readers who can’t wait to be grossed out!

Barf Blast

Barf Blast PDF Author: Susan Berran
Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
ISBN: 1978595816
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 146

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Book Description
If you throw up, will it land on your head? Where does your nose go when it runs? This seriously gross, action-packed collection of short stories asks all the icky questions—and gives disgustingly accurate answers! Witty language and wacky illustrations will hook even the most reluctant readers, and have kids gagging for more. Silly situations and fun facts make this book on barf a perfect choice for readers who can’t wait to be grossed out!

Yucky, Disgustingly Gross, Icky Short Stories No.2: Barf Blast

Yucky, Disgustingly Gross, Icky Short Stories No.2: Barf Blast PDF Author: Susan Berran
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1925675610
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 105

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Book Description
A fun, action-packed, super-sized, seriously gross series by the bestselling author of the ‘’Freaky’’ series– Susan Berran. So you know all those really yucky, disgusting and gross things from Book 1 – well guess what, there’s more disturbingly icky stuff that your parents don’t like talking about in Book 2! Like, if you chuck-up will it land on your head? And, where does your nose go when it runs? And how did a ‘streaker’ end up in this book!? So come on, read some of the most gut-churning short stories ever - I double dog doodoo dare you to..

Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder: Pirates

Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder: Pirates PDF Author: James Sharkey
Publisher: James Sharkey
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 51

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Book Description
Onionman is up to his old tricks messing with the time continuum, so an evil villain from the past can continue to create pirate havoc. Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder must visit the past to ensure the evil pirate Florence Frightful-Beard loses the battle of Chunder-Fart. Will farting ever stop being funny? Not with fire-fart powered ships and chunder cannons in the hilarious adventures of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder.

Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf

Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf PDF Author: Robert Jeschonek
Publisher: Robert Jeschonek
ISBN: 1458041468
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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Book Description
A twisted modern fable from award-winner Robert T. Jeschonek, author of the Booklist Top Ten First Novel for Youth My Favorite Band Does Not Exist. Who's the grossest kid in the world? Tommy Puke, that's who! He fights off bullies with his mighty loogies...conquers jerks with his powerful farts...and sticks up for his pet skunk by driving off wild dogs with his blistering bad breath. What happens when he takes his new friend, Josh, on an epic quest to find the fabled prince of vomit, who might just be Tommy's brother? Action, laughs, and more disgusting gross-outs than you can shake a booger at! Will Tommy and Josh find the prince, otherwise known as the Boy with the Golden Barf? Will his golden barf make them rich? Will he welcome Tommy Puke to the family? Or will Tommy and Josh find themselves in over their heads in the sewer in a deadly battle with the only person more stomach-turning than Tommy? One thing is for sure: the puke, boogers, loogies, poop, and goop will fly! And Josh must gain the power of the secret Eighth Emanation—a magic bodily fluid far grosser than any known to mankind—to stand a chance of surviving. Don't miss this hilarious and action-packed gross-out adventure from award-winning author Robert T. Jeschonek.

Attack of the Butt-Bombs!

Attack of the Butt-Bombs! PDF Author: John Sazaklis
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1666349062
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 41

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Book Description
Sludge gets an idea to create a massive, messy, mayhem with an army of butt-bombs and poo-bots attacking through the pipes and spreading filth throughout Electropolis, and it may be more than the Clean Team can cope with.

The Dragon That Rides on Lightning

The Dragon That Rides on Lightning PDF Author:
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481436147
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28

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Book Description
Meet a totally ferocious (and awesome) new dragon in this special storybook retelling of an epic double-episode adventure of DreamWorks Dragons: Defenders of Berk! Comes with striking foil and embossing on the front cover. Hiccup, Toothless, and their friends from Berk have discovered a new dragon species! This dragon is one that the Vikings have only ever heard about in rumors and stories. From what they’ve heard, the rare and deadly Skrill flies through clouds and fires lightning at its enemies! Hiccup, Toothless, and the others don’t want to end up on this dragon’s bad side, so they set out to find and train it before it’s too late! Dagur and his army of Berserkers are also on the hunt to track down the Skrill so they can train it to be a weapon against the Vikings of Berk. Can Hiccup and his friends find the Skrill before Dagur? Find out in this action-packed adventure based on the popular TV series! DreamWorks Dragons: Defenders of Berk © 2015 DreamWorks Animation LLC. All Rights Reserved.

The Furgle And The Frimp

The Furgle And The Frimp PDF Author: Darren Bane
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 132660578X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 274

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Book Description
Murder and mythology, kidnapping and corporate corruption, love and laughter, thrills and spills, death-defying danger, stunning stunts and the craziest cast of cliched characters ever entrusted with saving the world. It's all in this incredible tale of very hot curry and its anti-social after effects, an imminent alien invasion, an ancient Greek god, baked beans which glow in the dark, a space-travelling Citroen 2CV and the full, formidable, force of the Waggly Finger. Just remember, flatulence could get you everywhere!"

Barf Blast

Barf Blast PDF Author: Susan Berran
Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
ISBN: 1978595824
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 146

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Book Description
If you throw up, will it land on your head? Where does your nose go when it runs? This seriously gross, action-packed collection of short stories asks all the icky questions—and gives disgustingly accurate answers! Witty language and wacky illustrations will hook even the most reluctant readers, and have kids gagging for more. Silly situations and fun facts make this book on barf a perfect choice for readers who can’t wait to be grossed out!

Lines and Shadows

Lines and Shadows PDF Author: Joseph Wambaugh
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 0804150699
Category : True Crime
Languages : en
Pages : 382

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Book Description
The true story only Joseph Wambaugh could tell. A band of California cops set loose in no-man’s-land to come home heroes. Or come home dead. Not since Joseph Wambaugh’s bestselling The Onion Field has there been a true police story as fascinating, as totally gripping as Lines and Shadows. The media hailed them as heroes. Others denounced them as lawless renegades. A squad of tough cops called the Border Crime Task Force. A commando team sent to patrol the snake-infested no-man’s-land south of San Diego. Not to apprehend the thousands of illegal aliens slipping into the U.S., but to stop the ruthless bandits who preyed on them nightly—relentlessly robbing, raping, and murdering defenseless men, women, and children. The task force plan was simple. They would disguise themselves as illegal aliens. They would confront the murderous shadows of the night. Yet each time they walked into the violent blackness along the border, they came closer to another boundary line—a fragile line within each man. And crossing it meant destroying their sanity and their lives. Praise for Lines and Shadows “With each book, it seems, Mr. Wambaugh’s skill as a writer increases. . . . In Lines and Shadows he gives an off-trail, action-packed true account of police work and the intimate lives of policemen that, for my money, is his best book yet.”—The New York Times Book Review “A saga of courage, craziness, brutality and humor. . . . One of his best books, comparable to The Onion Field for storytelling and revelatory power.”—Chicago Sun-Times

Butt Wars!

Butt Wars! PDF Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 133816340X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 262

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Book Description
In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?