Author: Paul Photenhauer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781481227049
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 62
Book Description
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Natural Harvest
Author: Paul Photenhauer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781481227049
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 62
Book Description
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781481227049
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 62
Book Description
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Cooking with Semen 50 Delicious Recipes: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends with Th
Author: Novelty-Notebooks Com
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781091069381
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 150
Book Description
Cooking with Semen 50 delicious recipes: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends or co-workers by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or budding Chef. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: Semen is nutritious, has a fantastic texture and incomparable cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. The cost of semen is generally free if you know how and who to ask and it comes in abundance. unfortunately however despite its low production cost and almost unlimited availability, it is rarely used in cooking. With this book, we want to create a movement. forget veganism, that is so 2019. we want semen to become a household staple. one on everyones shopping list. if you're not scared of a little experimentation, we recommend the special sticky bbq sauce recipe or if something sweet takes your fancy, how about cum creme caramel? Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 110 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 110 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781091069381
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 150
Book Description
Cooking with Semen 50 delicious recipes: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends or co-workers by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or budding Chef. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: Semen is nutritious, has a fantastic texture and incomparable cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. The cost of semen is generally free if you know how and who to ask and it comes in abundance. unfortunately however despite its low production cost and almost unlimited availability, it is rarely used in cooking. With this book, we want to create a movement. forget veganism, that is so 2019. we want semen to become a household staple. one on everyones shopping list. if you're not scared of a little experimentation, we recommend the special sticky bbq sauce recipe or if something sweet takes your fancy, how about cum creme caramel? Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 110 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 110 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook
Author: Paul Photenhauer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781482605228
Category : Cocktails
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits.Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781482605228
Category : Cocktails
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits.Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.
Cookin' with Coolio
Author: Coolio
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439149739
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 242
Book Description
There’s only one thing that Coolio’s been doing longer than rapping: cooking. His recipes are built around solid comfort foods with a healthy twist that don’t break the bank. You can’t find the fusions Coolio created like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them cooking away in your kitchen faster and easier than ordering takeout. Coolio started making thirty-minute meals when he was ten years old and has since developed a whole new cuisine: Ghetto Gourmet. Start your Ghetto Gourmet adventure with some “Soul Rolls,” follow-up with “Finger-Lickin’, Rib-Stickin’, Fall-Off-the-Bone-and-into-Your-Mouth Chicken,” and finish off with “Banana Ba-ba-ba-bread” sweetened with golden honey. Cookin' with Coolio features 76 tasty, easy-to-make and economical recipes built around comfort foods with a healthy twist, accompanied by 25 full-color pictures. The book covers everything: -How to Become a Kitchen Pimp -The Rules of the Ghetto Gourmet to everything you'll need to make a complete meal -Pimpin’ the poultry -Sinful steaks -It’s Hard Out Here for a Shrimp -Chillin’ and Grillin’ As Coolio says, “All you need is a little bit of food, and a little bit of know-how.”
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439149739
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 242
Book Description
There’s only one thing that Coolio’s been doing longer than rapping: cooking. His recipes are built around solid comfort foods with a healthy twist that don’t break the bank. You can’t find the fusions Coolio created like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them cooking away in your kitchen faster and easier than ordering takeout. Coolio started making thirty-minute meals when he was ten years old and has since developed a whole new cuisine: Ghetto Gourmet. Start your Ghetto Gourmet adventure with some “Soul Rolls,” follow-up with “Finger-Lickin’, Rib-Stickin’, Fall-Off-the-Bone-and-into-Your-Mouth Chicken,” and finish off with “Banana Ba-ba-ba-bread” sweetened with golden honey. Cookin' with Coolio features 76 tasty, easy-to-make and economical recipes built around comfort foods with a healthy twist, accompanied by 25 full-color pictures. The book covers everything: -How to Become a Kitchen Pimp -The Rules of the Ghetto Gourmet to everything you'll need to make a complete meal -Pimpin’ the poultry -Sinful steaks -It’s Hard Out Here for a Shrimp -Chillin’ and Grillin’ As Coolio says, “All you need is a little bit of food, and a little bit of know-how.”
It Starts with the Egg Fertility Cookbook
Author: Rebecca Fett
Publisher: Franklin Fox Publishing LLC
ISBN: 0999676172
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 418
Book Description
The cookbook companion to the groundbreaking fertility book It Starts with the Egg. A wealth of scientific research shows that adopting a Mediterranean diet can help you get pregnant faster and boost success rates in IVF. This book helps you put that research into practice, with over 100 recipes inspired by the Mediterranean diet, along with answers to all your questions about nutrition and fertility. Recipes include • Smoked Salmon and Leek Frittata • Baked Falafel with Lemon Tahini Dressing • Chicken Souvlaki with Avocado Tzatziki • Pan-Fried Snapper with Salsa Verde • Dairy-Free Chicken Alfredo • Low-Carb Rosemary Flatbread • Blueberry Almond Cake • Pecan Chocolate Chip Blondies
Publisher: Franklin Fox Publishing LLC
ISBN: 0999676172
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 418
Book Description
The cookbook companion to the groundbreaking fertility book It Starts with the Egg. A wealth of scientific research shows that adopting a Mediterranean diet can help you get pregnant faster and boost success rates in IVF. This book helps you put that research into practice, with over 100 recipes inspired by the Mediterranean diet, along with answers to all your questions about nutrition and fertility. Recipes include • Smoked Salmon and Leek Frittata • Baked Falafel with Lemon Tahini Dressing • Chicken Souvlaki with Avocado Tzatziki • Pan-Fried Snapper with Salsa Verde • Dairy-Free Chicken Alfredo • Low-Carb Rosemary Flatbread • Blueberry Almond Cake • Pecan Chocolate Chip Blondies
Cum Cook with Me Recipe Book - 100 Semen Recipes ***4 REAL Hilarious Recipes and 90 Blank Pages for Recipes. Great Joke Or Gag Gift!
Author: Black Horse Black Horse Publishing
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Cum Cook With Me Recipe Book: 100 Semen Recipes is a joke recipe notebook. There are 4 REAL recipes included with a humorous flare in the descriptions. The rest of the pages are reserved for writing down your own recipes. Great for a gift. Make them laugh! Secret Santa, White Elephant, Bachelorette, birthdays, and more! 4 REAL recipes, with humorous descriptions Recipes included are: Strawberry Cum Cake, Hearty Greens with Cum-quats, Classic Banana Split w/ Nut, Engorged Eggplant Surprise. 90 empty recipe pages to record your own recipes
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Cum Cook With Me Recipe Book: 100 Semen Recipes is a joke recipe notebook. There are 4 REAL recipes included with a humorous flare in the descriptions. The rest of the pages are reserved for writing down your own recipes. Great for a gift. Make them laugh! Secret Santa, White Elephant, Bachelorette, birthdays, and more! 4 REAL recipes, with humorous descriptions Recipes included are: Strawberry Cum Cake, Hearty Greens with Cum-quats, Classic Banana Split w/ Nut, Engorged Eggplant Surprise. 90 empty recipe pages to record your own recipes
100 Delicious Semen Recipes
Author: M Dern Studio
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781676814214
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 108
Book Description
100 Delicious Semen Recipes A funny gift, hilarious gag gifts (BUT USEFUL!!) that will make them laugh LOL Blank Recipe Journal to Write in Funny fake book cover Can add in all your recipes in this cookbook Record 100 of your favorite recipes Size 6x9 inch White Papers Glossy Cover Funny gift For Men and Women, Friends, Coworkers, Mom, Dad, Wife, Him, Her, Husband, Grandparents, Cousin, Family, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, etc (Good for Birthday Gift, Christmas Gifts, White Elephant Gift, Gag Gift, Funny Gift, Birthday Gift, Secret Santa Gift Exchange Idea, Valentine's Day, Graduation, House Warming, etc)
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781676814214
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 108
Book Description
100 Delicious Semen Recipes A funny gift, hilarious gag gifts (BUT USEFUL!!) that will make them laugh LOL Blank Recipe Journal to Write in Funny fake book cover Can add in all your recipes in this cookbook Record 100 of your favorite recipes Size 6x9 inch White Papers Glossy Cover Funny gift For Men and Women, Friends, Coworkers, Mom, Dad, Wife, Him, Her, Husband, Grandparents, Cousin, Family, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, etc (Good for Birthday Gift, Christmas Gifts, White Elephant Gift, Gag Gift, Funny Gift, Birthday Gift, Secret Santa Gift Exchange Idea, Valentine's Day, Graduation, House Warming, etc)
Shannon's Kitchen
Author: Shannon Kelly White
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
ISBN: 1760144401
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 160
Book Description
She’s the Donna Hay of not giving a f**k. Nutritious food makes you feel awesome but it can taste like penis – not to mention that the healthy food world can be as appealing as having your bikini line tidied up with a high-pressure hose. It’s a little overzealous, and can be obnoxious, preachy and full of fads. But healthy food isn’t just for uptight health nerds and classy highbrow types – it’s for everyone. That’s why Aussie nurse and mum Shannon Kelly White created her blog, Shannon’s Kitchen, to share her delicious, achievable recipes (along with an inappropriate amount of penis jokes and references to nipple erections). In Shannon’s Kitchen: Healthy Food You’ll Actually F**king Eat!, Shannon reveals 60 easy-to-follow recipes for healthy food to help you live a bloody good and fun life. If you’ve had a gutful of diets, detoxes and perfect clean eating types, then this book is for you – no preachy nonsense or etiquette, just tasty food, inappropriate language and zero f**ks given. Winner (Australia) of the Gourmand World Cookbook Awards – Health & Nutrition Winner (Australia) of the Gourmand World Cookbook Awards – Food Writing
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
ISBN: 1760144401
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 160
Book Description
She’s the Donna Hay of not giving a f**k. Nutritious food makes you feel awesome but it can taste like penis – not to mention that the healthy food world can be as appealing as having your bikini line tidied up with a high-pressure hose. It’s a little overzealous, and can be obnoxious, preachy and full of fads. But healthy food isn’t just for uptight health nerds and classy highbrow types – it’s for everyone. That’s why Aussie nurse and mum Shannon Kelly White created her blog, Shannon’s Kitchen, to share her delicious, achievable recipes (along with an inappropriate amount of penis jokes and references to nipple erections). In Shannon’s Kitchen: Healthy Food You’ll Actually F**king Eat!, Shannon reveals 60 easy-to-follow recipes for healthy food to help you live a bloody good and fun life. If you’ve had a gutful of diets, detoxes and perfect clean eating types, then this book is for you – no preachy nonsense or etiquette, just tasty food, inappropriate language and zero f**ks given. Winner (Australia) of the Gourmand World Cookbook Awards – Health & Nutrition Winner (Australia) of the Gourmand World Cookbook Awards – Food Writing
My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha
Author: Jolie Kerr
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0142196932
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 258
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0142196932
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 258
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.
The Girl Who Ate Everything: Easy Family Recipes from a Girl Who Has Tried Them All
Author: Christy Denney
Publisher: Cedar Fort Publishing & Media
ISBN: 1462108571
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 518
Book Description
Five hungry kids, a husband in the NFL, and staying in shape—popular blogger Christy Denney has her work cut out for her in the kitchen. Her solution? Simple, quick, and mouthwatering recipes. The Girl Who Ate Everything compiles all of Christy’s favorite tried and true recipes, as well as brand new and equally tasty ones created just for this book. From Chicken Pot Pie Crumble to Cinnamon Roll Sheet Cake, these recipes will have your family begging you for more!
Publisher: Cedar Fort Publishing & Media
ISBN: 1462108571
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 518
Book Description
Five hungry kids, a husband in the NFL, and staying in shape—popular blogger Christy Denney has her work cut out for her in the kitchen. Her solution? Simple, quick, and mouthwatering recipes. The Girl Who Ate Everything compiles all of Christy’s favorite tried and true recipes, as well as brand new and equally tasty ones created just for this book. From Chicken Pot Pie Crumble to Cinnamon Roll Sheet Cake, these recipes will have your family begging you for more!