Author: C. B. Bryza
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476731551
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
A contemporary parody of P. D. Eastman's classic Are You My Mother? depicts a happily-ever-after-seeking heroine who encounters a poker-faced "tough guy," an ascot-wearing "wealthy cad," an "average dude" who has eyes for her friend and an attractive married gay couple.
Are You My Boyfriend?
Author: C. B. Bryza
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476731551
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
A contemporary parody of P. D. Eastman's classic Are You My Mother? depicts a happily-ever-after-seeking heroine who encounters a poker-faced "tough guy," an ascot-wearing "wealthy cad," an "average dude" who has eyes for her friend and an attractive married gay couple.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476731551
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
A contemporary parody of P. D. Eastman's classic Are You My Mother? depicts a happily-ever-after-seeking heroine who encounters a poker-faced "tough guy," an ascot-wearing "wealthy cad," an "average dude" who has eyes for her friend and an attractive married gay couple.
My Boyfriend is a Bear
Author: Pamela Ribon
Publisher: Oni Press
ISBN: 1620104873
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 179
Book Description
The delightful story of Nora who, after a succession of terrible boyfriends, finds a much happier relationship with a 500-pound American black bear. Bear meets girl. Nora has bad luck with men. When she meets an (actual) bear on a hike in the Los Angeles hills, he turns out to be the best romantic partner she's ever had! He's considerate, he's sweet, he takes care of her. But he's a bear, and winning over her friends and family is difficult. Not to mention he has to hibernate all winter. Can true love conquer all?
Publisher: Oni Press
ISBN: 1620104873
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 179
Book Description
The delightful story of Nora who, after a succession of terrible boyfriends, finds a much happier relationship with a 500-pound American black bear. Bear meets girl. Nora has bad luck with men. When she meets an (actual) bear on a hike in the Los Angeles hills, he turns out to be the best romantic partner she's ever had! He's considerate, he's sweet, he takes care of her. But he's a bear, and winning over her friends and family is difficult. Not to mention he has to hibernate all winter. Can true love conquer all?
Simply She
Author: Maria Peevey
Publisher: Harry N. Abrams
ISBN: 9781584791386
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
From the funny girls of SimplyShe comes Are You My Boyfriend?, a book for any woman who has braved the wide world of dating. Here are 19 familiar guys we all know and have dated (or hated) at least once in our lives. The book's canny wit sheds light on the recognizable characteristics and behavior patterns of the It's Not You It's Me Guy, But He's Got A Great Personality Guy, Couldn't Be Nicer Guy, Mr. Lady Lover Guy, Are You Gay Guy?, and more. Are You My Boyfriend? is a comical reality chec an essential post-date classification tool, and a must-have impulse gift for friends, girlfriends, co-workers, and even for you.-- Great gift book on a universal topic every woman will identify with-- Perfectly priced for impulse purchasing-- Smartly designed format includes an interactive cover with dial-a-guy wheel-- Features hip, real-life humor in the style of Sex and the City and Bridget Jones's Diary-- 6-copy prepack available
Publisher: Harry N. Abrams
ISBN: 9781584791386
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
From the funny girls of SimplyShe comes Are You My Boyfriend?, a book for any woman who has braved the wide world of dating. Here are 19 familiar guys we all know and have dated (or hated) at least once in our lives. The book's canny wit sheds light on the recognizable characteristics and behavior patterns of the It's Not You It's Me Guy, But He's Got A Great Personality Guy, Couldn't Be Nicer Guy, Mr. Lady Lover Guy, Are You Gay Guy?, and more. Are You My Boyfriend? is a comical reality chec an essential post-date classification tool, and a must-have impulse gift for friends, girlfriends, co-workers, and even for you.-- Great gift book on a universal topic every woman will identify with-- Perfectly priced for impulse purchasing-- Smartly designed format includes an interactive cover with dial-a-guy wheel-- Features hip, real-life humor in the style of Sex and the City and Bridget Jones's Diary-- 6-copy prepack available
#06 Wrapped Up in You
Author: Dan Jolley
Publisher: Graphic Universe ™
ISBN: 1467700460
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 132
Book Description
Staci Glass feels cursed-whenever there's a crisis, she's stuck in the middle. Now her best friend, Faith, has a new hobby, and against her better judgment, Staci conjures up the courage to go along. They join a trio of wannabe witches for a magical ceremony in an Incan history exhibit. Their chanting is loud enough to raise the dead, it seems. Why else would a shriveled-up mummy go missing-and a mysterious Incan prince suddenly appear? Prince Pachacutec-or "Chuck"-is a man with a past. He died tragically five hundred years ago, but that's all ancient history as far as Staci is concerned. He is everything she could want-kind, charming, and drop-dead gorgeous. But the witches aren't willing to live and let live. Will Staci fight for Chuck? Or do the witches have a point when they say reanimated corpses make bad boyfriends?
Publisher: Graphic Universe ™
ISBN: 1467700460
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 132
Book Description
Staci Glass feels cursed-whenever there's a crisis, she's stuck in the middle. Now her best friend, Faith, has a new hobby, and against her better judgment, Staci conjures up the courage to go along. They join a trio of wannabe witches for a magical ceremony in an Incan history exhibit. Their chanting is loud enough to raise the dead, it seems. Why else would a shriveled-up mummy go missing-and a mysterious Incan prince suddenly appear? Prince Pachacutec-or "Chuck"-is a man with a past. He died tragically five hundred years ago, but that's all ancient history as far as Staci is concerned. He is everything she could want-kind, charming, and drop-dead gorgeous. But the witches aren't willing to live and let live. Will Staci fight for Chuck? Or do the witches have a point when they say reanimated corpses make bad boyfriends?
My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha
Author: Jolie Kerr
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0142196932
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 258
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0142196932
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 258
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.
Italy Is My Boyfriend
Author: Annette Joseph
Publisher: Post Hill Press
ISBN: 1642935107
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 273
Book Description
Annette Joseph’s years in Italy revealed this truth: Italy, in all its multifaceted, glorious history and culture has to be experienced in full. Over almost three decades, Italy has fed, entertained, confused, excited, lured, promised, lied, satisfied, occasionally disappointed, and utterly enchanted her. She’s left, but can't stay away—she’ll always return. Always. Just like a beloved partner…Italy Is My Boyfriend will take you through the journey of finding love, life, and a sense of home. While often times a lonely, challenging place, never once did the love for this special place waiver. See how one very determined lady finds her dream place in the Tuscan sun.
Publisher: Post Hill Press
ISBN: 1642935107
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 273
Book Description
Annette Joseph’s years in Italy revealed this truth: Italy, in all its multifaceted, glorious history and culture has to be experienced in full. Over almost three decades, Italy has fed, entertained, confused, excited, lured, promised, lied, satisfied, occasionally disappointed, and utterly enchanted her. She’s left, but can't stay away—she’ll always return. Always. Just like a beloved partner…Italy Is My Boyfriend will take you through the journey of finding love, life, and a sense of home. While often times a lonely, challenging place, never once did the love for this special place waiver. See how one very determined lady finds her dream place in the Tuscan sun.
My Boyfriend Wrote a Book about Me
Author: Hilary Winston
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781402799976
Category : Dating (Social customs)
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
TV writer Winston offers up a witty collection of autobiographical tales about her misadventures in dating--a laugh-out-loud, tell-all in which she sets the record straight for all her exes.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781402799976
Category : Dating (Social customs)
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
TV writer Winston offers up a witty collection of autobiographical tales about her misadventures in dating--a laugh-out-loud, tell-all in which she sets the record straight for all her exes.
My Boyfriend Bites
Author: Dan Jolley
Publisher: Graphic Universe
ISBN: 0761355995
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 132
Book Description
Funny, quirky and fast-paced, this series of teen supernatural graphic novels mixes horror with romance, incorporating genuine scariness and suspense into entertaining love plots, proving that sometimes boys really can be monsters!
Publisher: Graphic Universe
ISBN: 0761355995
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 132
Book Description
Funny, quirky and fast-paced, this series of teen supernatural graphic novels mixes horror with romance, incorporating genuine scariness and suspense into entertaining love plots, proving that sometimes boys really can be monsters!
I Love That You're My Boyfriend Because
Author: River Breeze River Breeze Press
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781720053187
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48
Book Description
Give your Boyfriend a Personalized Gift he will Love! Your Boyfriend will treasure this fill in the blank book. Prompts on the right side are easy to fill in. Pages on the left can be remain blank or can be used for photos, stickers, magazine cut-outs, or drawings. Your Boyfriend will appreciate that you spent the time to make him a loving gift! Simple and sweet prompts will make filling out this book easy: You make the best ________ You make me laugh when you _________ I love that we have the same _________ I wish I could ___________ as well as you do And many more! Boyfriends love it when you take the time to give him something truly thoughtful. This sweet book will take less than an hour to fill out but will show your Boyfriend how much you appreciate him!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781720053187
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48
Book Description
Give your Boyfriend a Personalized Gift he will Love! Your Boyfriend will treasure this fill in the blank book. Prompts on the right side are easy to fill in. Pages on the left can be remain blank or can be used for photos, stickers, magazine cut-outs, or drawings. Your Boyfriend will appreciate that you spent the time to make him a loving gift! Simple and sweet prompts will make filling out this book easy: You make the best ________ You make me laugh when you _________ I love that we have the same _________ I wish I could ___________ as well as you do And many more! Boyfriends love it when you take the time to give him something truly thoughtful. This sweet book will take less than an hour to fill out but will show your Boyfriend how much you appreciate him!
My Boyfriend Merlin
Author: Priya Ardis
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780984833924
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 308
Book Description
If you can't trust your boyfriend, who can you trust? In this modern Arthurian, nice girl Arriane, aka Ryan, DuLac just found out her bad-boy biker boyfriend, Matt, is a little older than he was letting on. By a few eons. In fact, he is really Merlin--the Merlin, King Arthur's Merlin, the greatest wizard who ever lived. Frozen in a cave for over a fifteen hundred years, he's been woken. But Ryan's not impressed. Tired of being a relationship loser, she'd rather kick his legendary behind. Sure, the world has been crazy ever since the sword and the stone fell out of the sky like a meteor. But despite gruesome gargoyles, an underground world of magic, and the guy driving her crazy, Ryan knows that family is everything. Will Merlin sacrifice hers to save the world? Will she be able to stop him?
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780984833924
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 308
Book Description
If you can't trust your boyfriend, who can you trust? In this modern Arthurian, nice girl Arriane, aka Ryan, DuLac just found out her bad-boy biker boyfriend, Matt, is a little older than he was letting on. By a few eons. In fact, he is really Merlin--the Merlin, King Arthur's Merlin, the greatest wizard who ever lived. Frozen in a cave for over a fifteen hundred years, he's been woken. But Ryan's not impressed. Tired of being a relationship loser, she'd rather kick his legendary behind. Sure, the world has been crazy ever since the sword and the stone fell out of the sky like a meteor. But despite gruesome gargoyles, an underground world of magic, and the guy driving her crazy, Ryan knows that family is everything. Will Merlin sacrifice hers to save the world? Will she be able to stop him?