Author: Erin O'Connor
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
ISBN: 1443107387
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
These 101 math jokes are hilarious -- you can count on it! Calling all math-letes and math geeks: Yes, the whole idea of math jokes might seem a little strange, but these are really two funny -- in fact they are prime. Go figure! Why did I, V, and X keep wandering off?Because they're roman numerals! What happened when 8 lay down?He felt infinitely better! How did King Arthur reward the brave circle?He dubbed him Sir Cumference. People think math is too serious. They need to lighten up and be a little odd!
101 Math Jokes
Author: Erin O'Connor
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
ISBN: 1443107387
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
These 101 math jokes are hilarious -- you can count on it! Calling all math-letes and math geeks: Yes, the whole idea of math jokes might seem a little strange, but these are really two funny -- in fact they are prime. Go figure! Why did I, V, and X keep wandering off?Because they're roman numerals! What happened when 8 lay down?He felt infinitely better! How did King Arthur reward the brave circle?He dubbed him Sir Cumference. People think math is too serious. They need to lighten up and be a little odd!
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
ISBN: 1443107387
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
These 101 math jokes are hilarious -- you can count on it! Calling all math-letes and math geeks: Yes, the whole idea of math jokes might seem a little strange, but these are really two funny -- in fact they are prime. Go figure! Why did I, V, and X keep wandering off?Because they're roman numerals! What happened when 8 lay down?He felt infinitely better! How did King Arthur reward the brave circle?He dubbed him Sir Cumference. People think math is too serious. They need to lighten up and be a little odd!
Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks
Author: G. Patrick Vennebush
Publisher: Robert Reed Publishers
ISBN: 9781934759486
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Professor and Mathemagician, Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA --
Publisher: Robert Reed Publishers
ISBN: 9781934759486
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Professor and Mathemagician, Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA --
101 Stem Jokes
Author: Orion Razat
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780578660035
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
Inspired by a love of science, technology, engineering and math and a dream to make learning more fun, Orion, a witty child, was encouraged by his teacher to write his jokes down. 101 jokes later, he is ready to share them with you. Filled with silly jokes about everything from slimy sea creatures to coding, hands-on experiments, and informative Fun Facts, 101 STEM Jokes encourages kids everywhere to have fun with learning.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780578660035
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
Inspired by a love of science, technology, engineering and math and a dream to make learning more fun, Orion, a witty child, was encouraged by his teacher to write his jokes down. 101 jokes later, he is ready to share them with you. Filled with silly jokes about everything from slimy sea creatures to coding, hands-on experiments, and informative Fun Facts, 101 STEM Jokes encourages kids everywhere to have fun with learning.
101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers
Author: Elias Hill
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781977625892
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106
Book Description
Finally a joke book for engineers! This humorous 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers book was created specifically for a person with a scientific and mathematical mind who can appreciate a little smart added to their humor. This book examines the frustrations of project work, dealing with inept co-workers, the struggles of engineering school and silly math and science puns. Who else but engineers could appreciate jokes about an omelet and pie? Oops, we mean an ohmlet and pi. Get this funny 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers today for yourself or an engineer you know. Makes a great gift for that hard to shop for enginerd!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781977625892
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106
Book Description
Finally a joke book for engineers! This humorous 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers book was created specifically for a person with a scientific and mathematical mind who can appreciate a little smart added to their humor. This book examines the frustrations of project work, dealing with inept co-workers, the struggles of engineering school and silly math and science puns. Who else but engineers could appreciate jokes about an omelet and pie? Oops, we mean an ohmlet and pi. Get this funny 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers today for yourself or an engineer you know. Makes a great gift for that hard to shop for enginerd!
101 Hockey Jokes
Author: Kara Woodburn
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781443113335
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781443113335
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!
Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes
Author: Stella Partheniou Grasso
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
ISBN: 1443128864
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 386
Book Description
What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.
Publisher: Scholastic Canada
ISBN: 1443128864
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 386
Book Description
What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.
Math with Bad Drawings
Author: Ben Orlin
Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal
ISBN: 0316509027
Category : Mathematics
Languages : en
Pages : 556
Book Description
A hilarious reeducation in mathematics-full of joy, jokes, and stick figures-that sheds light on the countless practical and wonderful ways that math structures and shapes our world. In Math With Bad Drawings, Ben Orlin reveals to us what math actually is; its myriad uses, its strange symbols, and the wild leaps of logic and faith that define the usually impenetrable work of the mathematician. Truth and knowledge come in multiple forms: colorful drawings, encouraging jokes, and the stories and insights of an empathetic teacher who believes that math should belong to everyone. Orlin shows us how to think like a mathematician by teaching us a brand-new game of tic-tac-toe, how to understand an economic crises by rolling a pair of dice, and the mathematical headache that ensues when attempting to build a spherical Death Star. Every discussion in the book is illustrated with Orlin's trademark "bad drawings," which convey his message and insights with perfect pitch and clarity. With 24 chapters covering topics from the electoral college to human genetics to the reasons not to trust statistics, Math with Bad Drawings is a life-changing book for the math-estranged and math-enamored alike.
Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal
ISBN: 0316509027
Category : Mathematics
Languages : en
Pages : 556
Book Description
A hilarious reeducation in mathematics-full of joy, jokes, and stick figures-that sheds light on the countless practical and wonderful ways that math structures and shapes our world. In Math With Bad Drawings, Ben Orlin reveals to us what math actually is; its myriad uses, its strange symbols, and the wild leaps of logic and faith that define the usually impenetrable work of the mathematician. Truth and knowledge come in multiple forms: colorful drawings, encouraging jokes, and the stories and insights of an empathetic teacher who believes that math should belong to everyone. Orlin shows us how to think like a mathematician by teaching us a brand-new game of tic-tac-toe, how to understand an economic crises by rolling a pair of dice, and the mathematical headache that ensues when attempting to build a spherical Death Star. Every discussion in the book is illustrated with Orlin's trademark "bad drawings," which convey his message and insights with perfect pitch and clarity. With 24 chapters covering topics from the electoral college to human genetics to the reasons not to trust statistics, Math with Bad Drawings is a life-changing book for the math-estranged and math-enamored alike.
101 School Jokes
Author: Lisa Eisenberg
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780590411820
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Jokes poke fun at aspects of school life such as teachers, homework, lunch, and report cards.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780590411820
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Jokes poke fun at aspects of school life such as teachers, homework, lunch, and report cards.
Mathemachicken
Author: Zach Yale
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781688780514
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 102
Book Description
This notebook journal with blank lines is a fantastic math gift idea for math teachers, your hot math teacher, and math enthusiasts who are into #MathJokes! Anyone interested in mathematics (math or maths) will really appreciate this cute, funny math joke cover designed lined journal notebook as a gift. Key features of this #MathJokes journal: Unique funny math joke gift #math lovers, math teacher, or the hottest math teacher Great gift idea people who think math is cool like math lovers or enjoy math games This journal is suitable as a funny math problem gift teachers and math enthusiasts Bring this journal to your local math club and enjoy the math humor jokes, funny math problems, and funny math answers Create your own math games and write them inside this journal Contains 100 lined pages Printed on high-quality white interior pages Matte-finish cover 6 inches by 9 inches or 15.24 cm by 22.86 cm journal notebook size Don't wait, grab your copy now!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781688780514
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 102
Book Description
This notebook journal with blank lines is a fantastic math gift idea for math teachers, your hot math teacher, and math enthusiasts who are into #MathJokes! Anyone interested in mathematics (math or maths) will really appreciate this cute, funny math joke cover designed lined journal notebook as a gift. Key features of this #MathJokes journal: Unique funny math joke gift #math lovers, math teacher, or the hottest math teacher Great gift idea people who think math is cool like math lovers or enjoy math games This journal is suitable as a funny math problem gift teachers and math enthusiasts Bring this journal to your local math club and enjoy the math humor jokes, funny math problems, and funny math answers Create your own math games and write them inside this journal Contains 100 lined pages Printed on high-quality white interior pages Matte-finish cover 6 inches by 9 inches or 15.24 cm by 22.86 cm journal notebook size Don't wait, grab your copy now!
299 Quick Jokes for Kids
Author: I. P. Grinning
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781494443221
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 66
Book Description
IP Grinning presents... '299 Quick Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: Why are vampires polite when taking blood? They always fang you for it! What do you do your mum rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her! What happened when the zombie wanted a Halloween party? He went to the graveyard and dug up a few friends! Doctor, doctor, a bee stung me. Can you put some ointment on it? No, it'll be long gone by now! Which Star Wars' character gradually disappeared? Darth Fader! Which planet in the solar system did the alien crash land on? Splaturn! Which sea creature does best at underwater math? An octoplus! What do you get if cross a Dinosaur with a Termite? Dinomite! Why are pirates called pirates? Because they “Arrrrr!” What happened to the man who crossed his dog with an elephant? I can't recall - but ask the elephant it'll remember! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781494443221
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 66
Book Description
IP Grinning presents... '299 Quick Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: Why are vampires polite when taking blood? They always fang you for it! What do you do your mum rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her! What happened when the zombie wanted a Halloween party? He went to the graveyard and dug up a few friends! Doctor, doctor, a bee stung me. Can you put some ointment on it? No, it'll be long gone by now! Which Star Wars' character gradually disappeared? Darth Fader! Which planet in the solar system did the alien crash land on? Splaturn! Which sea creature does best at underwater math? An octoplus! What do you get if cross a Dinosaur with a Termite? Dinomite! Why are pirates called pirates? Because they “Arrrrr!” What happened to the man who crossed his dog with an elephant? I can't recall - but ask the elephant it'll remember! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.