Author: VT Scoreven
Publisher: Blue Rose Publishers
ISBN:
Category : Medical
Languages : en
Pages : 106
Book Description
Having a disease and not knowing of it is worse. The funny part is those having this disease frequently accuse others of having it but the reality is that it plagues the mankind like no other, and in small or greater parts everyone suffers from it. While the narcissistic person goes on living his or her life, the people around him suffer, vocally or silently. This book has everything that you can tell such a person colloquially. Pray that your recipient has a good sense of humor, otherwise you have a situation at hand. Narcissism is not a recent phenomenon. It has been there since life has existed on our planet though with the advancement of media in the last three decades, it has received attention. This is one human trait, the recognition of which requires someone else pointing it to us. Now imagine a piece of paper with some writing on it, a foot and a half away from your eyes. You can read the printed text very perfectly. Now you bring the paper closer to your eyes gradually. Till the paper is greater than six inches from your face, you can still read the text correctly but as it comes closer than that, the words begin to blur, and it gets totally blurred by the time the paper touches your nose. Similarly, your mind is capable of not noticing things that come close to us, let alone those issues which are in our mind. Since narcissism is a trait so abstract, it takes someone else to see it in us.
The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes
Author: E. Henry Thripshaw
Publisher: Robinson
ISBN: 1849016658
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 456
Book Description
The ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn't be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell. Includes gems such as these: My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream. Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass. I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.
Publisher: Robinson
ISBN: 1849016658
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 456
Book Description
The ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn't be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell. Includes gems such as these: My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream. Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass. I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.
Scoreven book of jokes | Narcissism - Love Kills. Self-love Kills Absolutely | Jokes to insult Narcissists
Author: VT Scoreven
Publisher: Blue Rose Publishers
ISBN:
Category : Medical
Languages : en
Pages : 106
Book Description
Having a disease and not knowing of it is worse. The funny part is those having this disease frequently accuse others of having it but the reality is that it plagues the mankind like no other, and in small or greater parts everyone suffers from it. While the narcissistic person goes on living his or her life, the people around him suffer, vocally or silently. This book has everything that you can tell such a person colloquially. Pray that your recipient has a good sense of humor, otherwise you have a situation at hand. Narcissism is not a recent phenomenon. It has been there since life has existed on our planet though with the advancement of media in the last three decades, it has received attention. This is one human trait, the recognition of which requires someone else pointing it to us. Now imagine a piece of paper with some writing on it, a foot and a half away from your eyes. You can read the printed text very perfectly. Now you bring the paper closer to your eyes gradually. Till the paper is greater than six inches from your face, you can still read the text correctly but as it comes closer than that, the words begin to blur, and it gets totally blurred by the time the paper touches your nose. Similarly, your mind is capable of not noticing things that come close to us, let alone those issues which are in our mind. Since narcissism is a trait so abstract, it takes someone else to see it in us.
Publisher: Blue Rose Publishers
ISBN:
Category : Medical
Languages : en
Pages : 106
Book Description
Having a disease and not knowing of it is worse. The funny part is those having this disease frequently accuse others of having it but the reality is that it plagues the mankind like no other, and in small or greater parts everyone suffers from it. While the narcissistic person goes on living his or her life, the people around him suffer, vocally or silently. This book has everything that you can tell such a person colloquially. Pray that your recipient has a good sense of humor, otherwise you have a situation at hand. Narcissism is not a recent phenomenon. It has been there since life has existed on our planet though with the advancement of media in the last three decades, it has received attention. This is one human trait, the recognition of which requires someone else pointing it to us. Now imagine a piece of paper with some writing on it, a foot and a half away from your eyes. You can read the printed text very perfectly. Now you bring the paper closer to your eyes gradually. Till the paper is greater than six inches from your face, you can still read the text correctly but as it comes closer than that, the words begin to blur, and it gets totally blurred by the time the paper touches your nose. Similarly, your mind is capable of not noticing things that come close to us, let alone those issues which are in our mind. Since narcissism is a trait so abstract, it takes someone else to see it in us.
The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes
Author: Rob Manuel
Publisher: Friday Project
ISBN: 9781905548286
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This joke book presents the jokes you might be afraid to repeat to your closest friends, totally uncensored and illustrated.
Publisher: Friday Project
ISBN: 9781905548286
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This joke book presents the jokes you might be afraid to repeat to your closest friends, totally uncensored and illustrated.
Comedy Comes Clean 2
Author:
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
ISBN: 9780517887370
Category : American wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
In this hilarious follow-up to "Comedy Comes Clean", Adam Christing provides an antidote to the raw, raunchy, and just plain rude comedy that's no laughing matter to millions of Americans. The time is right for humor that gets big laughs without resorting to gender bashing, racist quips, obscenity, or any of the other hallmarks of contemporary comedy.
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
ISBN: 9780517887370
Category : American wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
In this hilarious follow-up to "Comedy Comes Clean", Adam Christing provides an antidote to the raw, raunchy, and just plain rude comedy that's no laughing matter to millions of Americans. The time is right for humor that gets big laughs without resorting to gender bashing, racist quips, obscenity, or any of the other hallmarks of contemporary comedy.
Street Boners
Author: Gavin McInnes
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 0446569097
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 1331
Book Description
From the twisted mind of Gavin McInnes, the hilariously brilliant creator of Vice magazine and the ever-popular Vice Dos And Don'ts, comes the next stage in the evolution of street fashion critiques. Fifteen years after founding Vice, Gavin McInnes has poured his creative juices into a new endeavor: StreetCarnage.com. Growing in size and influence at an alarming rate, the site's main feature is the new and improved version of Gavin's "DOs and DON'Ts," now tantalizingly called Street Boners. These Boners have been polished and compounded into a book that takes the best of the site and adds hundreds more gems! With 1,312 photos, hilarious captions, and a harsh new rating system-from one to 10 kitten faces-Street Boners makes sure no glorious fashion statement goes unnoticed. Innocent citizens are either damned to hell or relentlessly exalted into heaven. Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, and Tim & Eric also contribute their scathing wit to the book, and the end result is a New York fashion bible no bathroom should be without.
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 0446569097
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 1331
Book Description
From the twisted mind of Gavin McInnes, the hilariously brilliant creator of Vice magazine and the ever-popular Vice Dos And Don'ts, comes the next stage in the evolution of street fashion critiques. Fifteen years after founding Vice, Gavin McInnes has poured his creative juices into a new endeavor: StreetCarnage.com. Growing in size and influence at an alarming rate, the site's main feature is the new and improved version of Gavin's "DOs and DON'Ts," now tantalizingly called Street Boners. These Boners have been polished and compounded into a book that takes the best of the site and adds hundreds more gems! With 1,312 photos, hilarious captions, and a harsh new rating system-from one to 10 kitten faces-Street Boners makes sure no glorious fashion statement goes unnoticed. Innocent citizens are either damned to hell or relentlessly exalted into heaven. Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, and Tim & Eric also contribute their scathing wit to the book, and the end result is a New York fashion bible no bathroom should be without.
100 Ways God Speaks to You - Book 2
Author: Robert A. Avila
Publisher: Platinum Pearl Publishing
ISBN: 0991166566
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 249
Book Description
Powerful experiences transform a lukewarm Christian into one who obeys the voice of God. Then Robert moves to a major American city to pursue a business degree. But tuition costs $30,000 per year. And he must apply to the university. Do you think God will step in? How? The devil sees the Holy Spirit in a newcomer to his city. Enemies rise up to destroy Robert. They attack from shadows and force him to challenge his beliefs. Follow Robert as he learns secrets to dreams, receives prophecies, and fights to safeguard his soul from witches and secret society warlocks. This is the incredible story of how one young man matures into a spiritual person—both winning and losing along the way. Have you suffered the same indignities? Compare your own journey as you read. You may learn something that will set you free.
Publisher: Platinum Pearl Publishing
ISBN: 0991166566
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 249
Book Description
Powerful experiences transform a lukewarm Christian into one who obeys the voice of God. Then Robert moves to a major American city to pursue a business degree. But tuition costs $30,000 per year. And he must apply to the university. Do you think God will step in? How? The devil sees the Holy Spirit in a newcomer to his city. Enemies rise up to destroy Robert. They attack from shadows and force him to challenge his beliefs. Follow Robert as he learns secrets to dreams, receives prophecies, and fights to safeguard his soul from witches and secret society warlocks. This is the incredible story of how one young man matures into a spiritual person—both winning and losing along the way. Have you suffered the same indignities? Compare your own journey as you read. You may learn something that will set you free.
"Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!": Adventures of a Curious Character
Author: Richard P. Feynman
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN: 0393355683
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 429
Book Description
One of the most famous science books of our time, the phenomenal national bestseller that "buzzes with energy, anecdote and life. It almost makes you want to become a physicist" (Science Digest). Richard P. Feynman, winner of the Nobel Prize in physics, thrived on outrageous adventures. In this lively work that “can shatter the stereotype of the stuffy scientist” (Detroit Free Press), Feynman recounts his experiences trading ideas on atomic physics with Einstein and cracking the uncrackable safes guarding the most deeply held nuclear secrets—and much more of an eyebrow-raising nature. In his stories, Feynman’s life shines through in all its eccentric glory—a combustible mixture of high intelligence, unlimited curiosity, and raging chutzpah. Included for this edition is a new introduction by Bill Gates.
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN: 0393355683
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 429
Book Description
One of the most famous science books of our time, the phenomenal national bestseller that "buzzes with energy, anecdote and life. It almost makes you want to become a physicist" (Science Digest). Richard P. Feynman, winner of the Nobel Prize in physics, thrived on outrageous adventures. In this lively work that “can shatter the stereotype of the stuffy scientist” (Detroit Free Press), Feynman recounts his experiences trading ideas on atomic physics with Einstein and cracking the uncrackable safes guarding the most deeply held nuclear secrets—and much more of an eyebrow-raising nature. In his stories, Feynman’s life shines through in all its eccentric glory—a combustible mixture of high intelligence, unlimited curiosity, and raging chutzpah. Included for this edition is a new introduction by Bill Gates.
A Man Without a Country
Author: Kurt Vonnegut
Publisher: Dial Press
ISBN: 0525510133
Category : Literary Collections
Languages : en
Pages : 162
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “For all those who have lived with Vonnegut in their imaginations . . . this is what he is like in person.”–USA Today In a volume that is penetrating, introspective, incisive, and laugh-out-loud funny, one of the great men of letters of this age–or any age–holds forth on life, art, sex, politics, and the state of America’s soul. From his coming of age in America, to his formative war experiences, to his life as an artist, this is Vonnegut doing what he does best: Being himself. Whimsically illustrated by the author, A Man Without a Country is intimate, tender, and brimming with the scope of Kurt Vonnegut’s passions. Praise for A Man Without a Country “[This] may be as close as Vonnegut ever comes to a memoir.”–Los Angeles Times “Like [that of] his literary ancestor Mark Twain, [Kurt Vonnegut’s] crankiness is good-humored and sharp-witted. . . . [Reading A Man Without a Country is] like sitting down on the couch for a long chat with an old friend.”–The New York Times Book Review “Filled with [Vonnegut’s] usual contradictory mix of joy and sorrow, hope and despair, humor and gravity.”–Chicago Tribune “Fans will linger on every word . . . as once again [Vonnegut] captures the complexity of the human condition with stunning calligraphic simplicity.”–The Australian “Thank God, Kurt Vonnegut has broken his promise that he will never write another book. In this wondrous assemblage of mini-memoirs, we discover his family’s legacy and his obstinate, unfashionable humanism.”–Studs Terkel
Publisher: Dial Press
ISBN: 0525510133
Category : Literary Collections
Languages : en
Pages : 162
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “For all those who have lived with Vonnegut in their imaginations . . . this is what he is like in person.”–USA Today In a volume that is penetrating, introspective, incisive, and laugh-out-loud funny, one of the great men of letters of this age–or any age–holds forth on life, art, sex, politics, and the state of America’s soul. From his coming of age in America, to his formative war experiences, to his life as an artist, this is Vonnegut doing what he does best: Being himself. Whimsically illustrated by the author, A Man Without a Country is intimate, tender, and brimming with the scope of Kurt Vonnegut’s passions. Praise for A Man Without a Country “[This] may be as close as Vonnegut ever comes to a memoir.”–Los Angeles Times “Like [that of] his literary ancestor Mark Twain, [Kurt Vonnegut’s] crankiness is good-humored and sharp-witted. . . . [Reading A Man Without a Country is] like sitting down on the couch for a long chat with an old friend.”–The New York Times Book Review “Filled with [Vonnegut’s] usual contradictory mix of joy and sorrow, hope and despair, humor and gravity.”–Chicago Tribune “Fans will linger on every word . . . as once again [Vonnegut] captures the complexity of the human condition with stunning calligraphic simplicity.”–The Australian “Thank God, Kurt Vonnegut has broken his promise that he will never write another book. In this wondrous assemblage of mini-memoirs, we discover his family’s legacy and his obstinate, unfashionable humanism.”–Studs Terkel
Work with Me
Author: Barbara Annis
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 1137356030
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 274
Book Description
Work with Me is the timely collaboration of two of the world's foremost authorities on gender relations—Barbara Annis and John Gray. Here they team up to resolve the most stressful and confusing challenges facing men and women at work, revealing, for the first time, survey results of over 100,000 in-depth interviews of men and women executives in over 60 Fortune 500 companies. Readers will discover the 8 Gender Blind Spots: the false assumptions and opinions men and women have of each other, and in many ways, believe of themselves. Also unveiled are the biology and social influences that compel men and women to think and act as they do, and direct how they communicate, solve problems, make decisions, resolve conflict, lead others, and deal with stress, enabling them to achieve greater success and satisfaction in their professional and personal lives. Work with Me is the definitive work-life relational guide, filled with "ah-ha!" moments and discoveries that will remove the blind spots and enable men and women to work and succeed together.
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 1137356030
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 274
Book Description
Work with Me is the timely collaboration of two of the world's foremost authorities on gender relations—Barbara Annis and John Gray. Here they team up to resolve the most stressful and confusing challenges facing men and women at work, revealing, for the first time, survey results of over 100,000 in-depth interviews of men and women executives in over 60 Fortune 500 companies. Readers will discover the 8 Gender Blind Spots: the false assumptions and opinions men and women have of each other, and in many ways, believe of themselves. Also unveiled are the biology and social influences that compel men and women to think and act as they do, and direct how they communicate, solve problems, make decisions, resolve conflict, lead others, and deal with stress, enabling them to achieve greater success and satisfaction in their professional and personal lives. Work with Me is the definitive work-life relational guide, filled with "ah-ha!" moments and discoveries that will remove the blind spots and enable men and women to work and succeed together.
The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes
Author: Allan Pease
Publisher: Robson
ISBN: 9781861054494
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 292
Book Description
A book containing every joke guaranteed to annoy those who like to think of themselves as politically correct. It deliberately sets out to offend "prudes and those who take life too seriously".
Publisher: Robson
ISBN: 9781861054494
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 292
Book Description
A book containing every joke guaranteed to annoy those who like to think of themselves as politically correct. It deliberately sets out to offend "prudes and those who take life too seriously".